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RoryN said:
Hi there. I'm a n00b who recently moved to California, and now wants to move into an erotic literature forum. Feel free to PM me; being gentle is not a requirement. Thanks!

EDIT: Okay - just got my first PM. Who is "Cade", and why is he asking me what race I am?
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I don't know if this was my first post, but it was my first thread:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=418815

The "first" post:
( lol. It was on the GB- foolish me)


I'd like to meet people with intelligence. I don't think I've seen anybody on this damn site want that. I go from profile to profile and all I see is a bunch of egotistical, narrowminded idiots talking about how heavy metal they are, and how much they drink, and how hard they rock. Man, I doubt any of them do all the shit they say they do. Probably get drunk off of a teaspoon of watered down budwieser and think tool is hardcore when they're by themselves.
Just because you wear the leather, and 'listen' to the music, and drink the beer, doesn't mean you're everything that is metal. Especially if you're a hypocrite and run around claiming you like one genre of metal, and only one, but then show up at every freaking show, regardless if you 'like' it or not. If you see me in person at a show, don't run up to me and hug me like I'm your best friend. I don't even know who you are, and I probably don't care unless you wasted your time to show me you have a brain inside that small skull you were born with.

I'd like to meet people that don't have to brag about being what they most likely aren't. I don't like fake people. I don't have to run around saying I drink every night, I listen to the heaviest metal, and that I'm some hard core rockin' thrash chick or metal head. Saying you are the thrash metal queen, or king and calling everyone else a dumb poser doesnt make you METAL. It probably means you got into your bands a year ago and you're trying to look BADASS. It doesnt work! I don't have to say I hate (_____)and (_____) because it isn't 'metal.' People that do that are exactly what they claim to hate! I don't have to act bad ass and pretend to hate the world and look like some dumb angsty bitch. You know why? Because I don't have to prove shit.




Still wanna be my friend and read my shit?
Pointless fucking 1st threads. I'm going to bed.
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I was looking for female cyber cootie :)

I don't know about the chutney part, what makes it chutney? I use whole, fresh berries, slow boiled in orange juice, zest, sugar and cloves...
 
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I was looking for female cyber cootie :)

I don't know about the chutney part, what makes it chutney? I use whole, fresh berries, slow boiled in orange juice, zest, sugar and cloves...
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Chutney's one of those words that sounds gross, but the actual thing tastes great!:cattail:
 
I had no idea what my very first Literotica post was...I had to look it up.

Appropriately, and perhaps not surprisingly, my first post was a thundering correction of one of AJ's (then posting as SINthesist, now posting as Crisco_slug_esq) more egregious falsehoods!

Link

Robdownsouth: Correcting AJ's misstatements since 2002!
 
how do i find it? I searched my own posts but it cuts off after 20 pages ;)
 
posted on the 2nd of July in response to a question on the poetry forum:


what about a scrounge of poets, or even a sigh? mind you, some i've known would qualify as a scourge or a whinge.

guess poets are pretty diverse, so lots of names might suit.



and hello. this looks like a dandy place for a poet to be. looking forward to reading you guys and adding some work of my own.
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*shrugs*

it is what it is
 
Oldest post of mine I can find is from December 2003...a year and a month after I joined.

My 7 year lit anniversary is in 2 days. Sunday.
 
My very first post was concerning romantic songs. One of my very first threads here was:

Frosting
Betty Crocker made me do it.

I have no idea what that means.
 
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