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RedheadedHaze

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Hrm, perhaps this thread game is already active somewhere else, but I kinda' dig the smaller community here in the Darkroom.

So, what the fuck. Let's give it a go.

Post the question, the responder answers in some format and posts a new question...hence a thread game.

I'll start with a question based on my favorite saying of all times:


Is it kinky if.....there's a rubber chicken involved? :D
 
Hrm, perhaps this thread game is already active somewhere else, but I kinda' dig the smaller community here in the Darkroom.

So, what the fuck. Let's give it a go.

Post the question, the responder answers in some format and posts a new question...hence a thread game.

I'll start with a question based on my favorite saying of all times:


Is it kinky if.....there's a rubber chicken involved? :D
Depends on where you are putting the chicken :eek:

Is it kinky if there is hot fudge involved?
 
Depends on where you are putting the chicken :eek:

Is it kinky if there is hot fudge involved?

In liquid form....no. In solid form..yes.

And rubber chickens ALWAYS increase the kinkiness...and laughter...factor. :)

Is it kinky if one or more of the parties involved make farm animal noises during the festivities?
 
In liquid form....no. In solid form..yes.

And rubber chickens ALWAYS increase the kinkiness...and laughter...factor. :)

Is it kinky if one or more of the parties involved make farm animal noises during the festivities?

I'd say it depends on where the people/person is/are from. If they're from certain Southern states, it may not be that kinky.

Is it kinky if "no" doesn't mean no?
 
I'd say it depends on where the people/person is/are from. If they're from certain Southern states, it may not be that kinky.

Is it kinky if "no" doesn't mean no?

Coincidentally , in some of those certain southern states , baaaaaaa does mean no . Although picking a better "safe" word may be wise . Something like cinnamon or hockey puck . :wink:

Is it kinky if the phone rings during sex , and you answer it , and attempt to carry on a conversation with the unknowing party ?
 
I'd say it depends on where the people/person is/are from. If they're from certain Southern states, it may not be that kinky.

Is it kinky if "no" doesn't mean no?

It depends on how much resistance is give when the "no" is ignored; none=not kinky, a little= kinky, a lot=really kinky, too much=you proby shouldn't have gone that far

Is it kinky if in addition to saying"no" she adds "I'm married?"
 
Coincidentally , in some of those certain southern states , baaaaaaa does mean no . Although picking a better "safe" word may be wise . Something like cinnamon or hockey puck . :wink:

Is it kinky if the phone rings during sex , and you answer it , and attempt to carry on a conversation with the unknowing party ?

Yes, My ex answered the phone once, it was her new boyfriend, and she claimed to be thinking of him to cover the whimpers of pleasure I was causing, she had phone sex with him while I had real sex with her.

Is it kinky to use fruit an power tools?
 
Never tried it but i would say yes.


Is it kinky to fuck your girlfriend then a few hours later her mom?

No, unless the only reason her mom is doing you is because you are her daughter's boyfriend. Now, a few moments later, that's a different story.

Is it kinky if your girl friend want you to call her by her mother's name during sex?
 
No, unless the only reason her mom is doing you is because you are her daughter's boyfriend. Now, a few moments later, that's a different story.

Is it kinky if your girl friend want you to call her by her mother's name during sex?

Depends on whether or not the mother is hot or not.

Is it kinky if the mother wants you to call her by her daughter's name?
 
Hmmm....I don't think so...but it's pretty hot. :D

Is it kinky to serve sushi off your naked body?
I would say that would be quite kinky, especially if the chopsticks are extra pointy ;)

Is it kinky to follow that sushi meal with a tiramisu desert served from the same body?
 
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sorry.

I forgot I need to post a question.... is it kinky to stick a candycane up a girls butt?
 
I forgot I need to post a question.... is it kinky to stick a candycane up a girls butt?

I think only if you lick after....

Is it kinky really want to kiss your lady after she takes it on the chin for you?
 
I think only if you lick after....

Is it kinky really want to kiss your lady after she takes it on the chin for you?

Not only kinky but absolutely yummy - the more I can get in my mouth the better.

Is is kinky to watch yourself in a mirror when you masturbate?
 
Not at all!

Is it kinky if your dog howls outside the bedroom door, and that only excites you more?
 
I think that is HOT and Kinky!

;)

Is it kinky if someone offered their panties to you to use?

well I guess that depends on who is offering the panties :devil:

Is it kinky if you dont clean the panties up before you put them back in the dirty pile you got them from in hopes that she will notice?
 
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