Virgin over here!

[DarkFantasyRose]

Wow its been a very long time since I have been able to describe myself as a virgin! I've been an avid reader of the stories here for a while and thought it was about time I joined properly and unleashed my dark and murky mind onto the erotic world and see if my fantasies are still as tantalising once they have been immortalised for all to see.

Im looking forward to sharing and developing myself with you all and I hope my stories bring as much pleasure to you all as they do to me!

xx

 

[freshface]

Welcome to the funny farm. We have lots of murky minds here, so you should fit in just fine.

 

[frdrcnjohn]

Welcome

 

[DarkFantasyRose]

Thank you Freshface and frdrcnjohn. Im pretty sure I'm going to enjoy myself here! It will take me a while to get settled in and work out what is where but I am hoping to have some stories ready to submit in the next few days

xx

 

[frdrcnjohn]

I will look forward to reading your work. Nice to meet you Rose

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Welcome to the land of murky thoughts of even murkier deeds...too bad you didn't come out earlier; we just finished 'talk like a Scots day!'

Looking forward to reading some of your tales of dark desires in Hie'lands (or Lowlands, or even in between...)

 

[Dragonlipz]

Welcome to this eclectic collection of eccentrics................

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Hello and welcome to the underbelly of erotic fiction. Have you tried the biscotti?

 

[DarkFantasyRose]

Tio_Narratore I have many dark and tantalisiing tales to tell you all about... just watch this space!
and Dragonlipz, I really think I'm going to have alot of fun here!

xx

 

[DarkFantasyRose]

Biscotti- ooohh! Hehe I knew I was meant to end up here!

xx

 

[glynndah]

A welcome for the little newbie from the good little witch.

 

[CharleyH]

Wow its been a very long time since I have been able to describe myself as a virgin! I've been an avid reader of the stories here for a while and thought it was about time I joined properly and unleashed my dark and murky mind onto the erotic world and see if my fantasies are still as tantalising once they have been immortalised for all to see.

Im looking forward to sharing and developing myself with you all and I hope my stories bring as much pleasure to you all as they do to me!

xx

Welcome to the AH, DFR.

 

[TxRad]

Welcome to the AH

Please keep all appendages inside the ride at all times as the trolls tend to bite.

Some of the people here tend to bite also but only if you ask nicely.

 

[DarkFantasyRose]

Question- how do I do the icons? I gather or will give me smiley faces but I like kisses and would like to be able to give as well as receive!

xx

 

[DarkFantasyRose]

Welcome to the AH

Please keep all appendages inside the ride at all times as the trolls tend to bite.

Some of the people here tend to bite also but only if you ask nicely.

No worries- I like biting and as for trolls, well I found they normal shrivel up like a cock being laughed at when they are ignored!

xx

 

[TxRad]

Question- how do I do the icons? I gather or will give me smiley faces but I like kisses and would like to be able to give as well as receive!

xx

Uh, you have to set something in your contol panel to advance or some such, it's been too long since I did it but it in options somewhere.

ETA: Just be careful around the political threads. The shit gets deep and far flung.

 

[jomar]

Welcome to the AH.

The answer is three days to a week unless there is a contest, then sometimes a bit longer.

 

[Dragonlipz]

Tio_Narratore I have many dark and tantalisiing tales to tell you all about... just watch this space!
and Dragonlipz, I really think I'm going to have alot of fun here!

xx

If you're not having fun anywhere you're wasting your time....that said, you can have fun here and it's easily found...Ciao

 

[rainbowgirl1028]

just wanted to welcome you; hope you enjoy it here.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Welcome little newbie. We'll make your life hell just for the fun of it

 

[Boxlicker101]

Hi, Rose, and welcome to Literotica and the AH in particular. This is a nice place to hang out, whether you are an author or not. If you want to lose your virginity more quickly, post nude pictures, front and rear views, of yourself.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Yes... Your bits. We want to see your bits

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Welcome little newbie. We'll make your life hell just for the fun of it

DarkFantasyRose, welcome to the bizarre world of Lit. Few here bite and we generally keep Jenny shackled to her kennel in the yard.

When are you going to post a story (give us a link and we'll swarm)?

Great to have you on the forums.

 

[_Lynn_]

Welcome to the AH.

 

[DarkFantasyRose]

Awww guys, thanks for the warm welcomes and I'll get cracking the mental whip and get my creative juices flowing so to speak!

I'm tied up at work for the next few days but next week I'll work on my premier story for you all to enjoy once I figure what's allowed and what's a strict no no.

Dont know how to do kisses yet so these will have to do for the moment!

xx