The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

[kiba]

checking in

 

[lance gt]

Lance, my love..... The night is coming to a close and we are both still here and rightfully so...."I didn't Get Laid Today".

Good night, my handsome Prince.

Goodnight my sinfully sweet Lady. May we at least get laid in our dreams.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I didn't see anyone, even in passing worth looking at.

 

[Munachi]

i am hungover. the thought of getting laid is not making me feel good just now. or the thought of anything, really.

 

[Tarakin]

i am hungover. the thought of getting laid is not making me feel good just now. or the thought of anything, really.

Get well soon

 

[Handley_Page]

Getting laid is far down my list of desirables.
Getting shot of this damned cold is far higher.

At present.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Today is the two year anniversary of the last time I got laid.

 

[SimpleEmotion]

I didn't

 

[SimpleEmotion]

I didn't.

no one even flirted with me today

 

[lance gt]

I was at a friend's house last night and thought this pretty woman was coming on to me. Turns out she wasn't making facial inuendoes alluding to sex, she was having a hard time swallowing some pizza.

My spot here remains steadfast.

 

[Cikali]

The last time I had sex was in Dec.2008.

 

[Munachi]

Get well soon

thanks... am better now. still didn't get laid though (of course) but am currently looking for rides to bf's town, so i should be fine wednesday or thursday...

 

[Toqueme]

.....

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I'm working on trying to get off of this thread, but it's a long, drawned-out process to do it. Sigh....

 

[Old_Blue]

Whats Wrong?

I can’t understand why I can’t get laid.

Last Sunday I was walking thru a mall in East Saint Louis. I was dressed in tight jeans and a sharp sports jacket.

I walked by these two beautiful and well-endowed women and winked at them. In turn, I heard them admire my physical attributes. As one of them said, ”Will you look at that ass!”

Upon hearing this, I put a little more swagger into my step.

Then the other one spoke, “Yeah. Nice jacket, what a waist.”
(I hope I spelled that correctly?)

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I can’t understand why I can’t get laid.

Last Sunday I was walking thru a mall in East Saint Louis. I was dressed in tight jeans and a sharp sports jacket.

I walked by these two beautiful and well-endowed women and winked at them. In turn, I heard them admire my physical attributes. As one of them said, ”Will you look at that ass!”

Upon hearing this, I put a little more swagger into my step.

Then the other one spoke, “Yeah. Nice jacket, what a waist.”
(I hope I spelled that correctly?)

You better check out the West side of St. Louis next. LOL

 

[Munachi]

booked my ride to my bf's town. yay. only gotta wait till wednesday night now.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Does virtual sex count? Yah, I didn't think so. I'm back, cuz I didn't get laid today.

 

[lance gt]

Does virtual sex count? Yah, I didn't think so. I'm back, cuz I didn't get laid today.

It may only be cyber sex Babs, but it makes for great fodder for the solo moments.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

It may only be cyber sex Babs, but it makes for great fodder for the solo moments.

Eww! Don't share so much....

 

[Old_Blue]

You better check out the West side of St. Louis next. LOL

I like the movie theaters on the west side. Or at least the one I went to. Piano music, a bar and a full fledged restaurant.
First time that I ever saw a set up like that.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I like the movie theaters on the west side. Or at least the one I went to. Piano music, a bar and a full fledged restaurant.
First time that I ever saw a set up like that.

That sounds like you should be able to find somebody interesting over there.

 

[Old_Blue]

That sounds like you should be able to find somebody interesting over there.

No, I'm just an old guy who could fall into a barrel of tits and come up sucking his thumb.

 

[Dragonlipz]

Nope, I didn't........haven't since my muse: the bodacious, buxom, blond barista joined the teabaggers

 

[lance gt]

I'm starting to contemplate having my hand surgically altered to look like a pussy. Is it possible to run out of fantasies to wank to?
Another day, another no.