JackAssJim dreams about me a lot.

[Le Jacquelope]

I'm in his nightmares. I'm the monster under his bed, in his closet and the name his mom screams out when she's masturbating.

He despises me and wishes every day that my life would suck as bad as his does.

He follows me from thread to thread like a sick, lonely puppy desperate to be acknowledged as a worthy opponent and at the end of the day he crawls into bed all alone and unwanted just like the day before.

I pity you, JackAssJim. Lonely, pasty faced and bitter over what happened to Don Imus is no way to go through life.

 

[unregistered]

 

[tactful]

Damn, is it me or,
is that theme from "Shaft" ?

 

[unregistered]

 

[JohnnySavage]

Ku Fu Fighting.

LT is Tae like that.

Did you get your SOS this morning, or did I understand that you only go to the Waffle House on Wednesdays?

I'm so hungry right now, I could eat the ass-hole out of a skunk.

 

[unregistered]

 

[JohnnySavage]

Wednesdays and I'm like you, I'm fucking starving. My wife is on a diet and I've had to eat her food during the evening and it just makes me even more hungry in the am.

My dog got sprayed by a skunk last year. I'd hold off on that ass if I were you.

The skunk ass thing was just a folksy euphemism.

I had a plate of instant mashed potatoes for dinner last night and it just didn't carry me over through the morning.

 

[KRCummings]

I'm in his nightmares. I'm the monster under his bed, in his closet and the name his mom screams out when she's masturbating.

He despises me and wishes every day that my life would suck as bad as his does.

He follows me from thread to thread like a sick, lonely puppy desperate to be acknowledged as a worthy opponent and at the end of the day he crawls into bed all alone and unwanted just like the day before.

I pity you, JackAssJim. Lonely, pasty faced and bitter over what happened to Don Imus is no way to go through life.

Why are you avoiding me, LT? I keep inviting you to come and have lunch with me but you won't do it. Do I scare you?

 

[chillywilly2]

Why are you avoiding me, LT? I keep inviting you to come and have lunch with me but you won't do it. Do I scare you?

I thought you were coming to Michigan to have lunch with me?

 

[KRCummings]

I thought you were coming to Michigan to have lunch with me?

Don't you live in Canada?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

JackAssJim is this poor little short white dude with oversized cowboy boots and a mullet sitting at home plotting revenge posts against me all day long. And he has a support group to back him up, too!

 

[unregistered]

 

[Le Jacquelope]

The haul so far:

http://forum.literotica.com/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=678320

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 12
User Name Posts
JackAssJim 4
KRCummings 2
JohnnySavage 2
tactful 1
chillywilly2 1

 

[JohnnySavage]

The haul so far:

http://forum.literotica.com/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=678320

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 12
User Name Posts
JackAssJim 4
KRCummings 2
JohnnySavage 2
tactful 1
chillywilly2 1

Dumb ass can't even count to 12

JackAssJim 4
Le Jacquelope 3
KRCummings 2
JohnnySavage 2
tactful 1
chillywilly2 1

 

[Luk]

Vanity threads for people on ignore. That's gotta be a first here. Well, maybe not.