Most Common Canadian Expressions

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

'Eh?'
'This has never happened before.'
'Its not you.'
'I shouldnt stop by on the days I see my analyst.'
'I shouldnt stop by on the days I have too much sauce.'
'Somebody's gotta stay home and milk the cows!'

 

[Stella_Omega]

Flush the toilet and wash your hands, jimmy.

 

[JackLuis]

Thank you Jim. the new AV is much easier on the eyes, eh?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

But STELLA's jealous of my moustache.

 

[JackLuis]

Nah, hers is much fuller. A little lower but fuller.

 

[Lady_Guenivere]

'Eh?'
'This has never happened before.'
'Its not you.'
'I shouldnt stop by on the days I see my analyst.'
'I shouldnt stop by on the days I have too much sauce.'
'Somebody's gotta stay home and milk the cows!'

Don't forget the ever popular...
"Shut the fuck up, Si Vous Plait...now pass the maple syrup."

 

[PREMwriter]

There's always, "Go kill your own fucking walrus if you want something to eat" or, "That beer's mine, unless it's got a butt in it, then it's yours." Then there's always, "It's not myine, it's yourine." and "Eh, what do you mean I'm not Canadian, I don't say eh enough for you, eh?

 

[wafflemtl]

Don't forget the ever popular...
"Shut the fuck up, s'il vous plait...now pass the maple syrup."

Sorry, just thought you better have it correctly ...

 

[PREMwriter]

Have you got a brother named Wifred, Jim?

 

[Lady_Guenivere]

Sorry, just thought you better have it correctly ...

Thank you...I am a bad Canuck...failed french.

 

[R. Richard]

"Too many hosers."
"I can never find a parking space at Tim Duncans."

 

[Lady_Guenivere]

"Too many hosers."
"I can never find a parking space at Tim Duncans."

Do you mean Tim Horton's

 

[PREMwriter]

Real Canadians know to just call it Timmies

 

[Lady_Guenivere]

Real Canadians know to just call it Timmies

"Can I have a large regular please?"

 

[PREMwriter]

"Can I have a large regular please?"

Large double-double with a six of bits, mixed

 

[cloudy]

Large double-double with a six of bits, mixed

I was just fixin' to say "double-double."

love, love, love Timmy's.

 

[PREMwriter]

I was just fixin' to say "double-double."

love, love, love Timmy's.

It's all in the cream they use. They did a taste test between Timmies and the biggest competitor, Country Style, and found the coffee itself wasn't anybetter, but the cream made the difference. That's the difference between the US and Canada, we have coffee shops everywhere, where you have donut shops down there. So we concentrate on good, inexpensive coffee and donuts as a side.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Don't forget the Canadian saying "We're bigger and we're on top. If this were prison, the U.S. would be our bitch."

 

[Lady_Guenivere]

Don't forget the Canadian saying "We're bigger and we're on top. If this were prison, the U.S. would be our bitch."

Hmmmm...I like that.

 

[champagne1982]

Royalists and those with delicate sensibilities please be warned that you likely will be offended by what follows:

"Here's to the hole that never heals, the more ya rub it the better it feels and all the soap this side o' hell won't wash away that fishy smell. Crabs, syphillis, blue balls and lice, weez had 'em all, by Jeezus Christ. Gen'lmen, The Queen!"

It's an honest to goodness mess toast, taught to me by an ol' army fart...

 

[loganforester]

If you know any newfies I'm sure you'd be familiar with "Dumber than a bag of hammers".

 

[cloudy]

It's all in the cream they use. They did a taste test between Timmies and the biggest competitor, Country Style, and found the coffee itself wasn't anybetter, but the cream made the difference. That's the difference between the US and Canada, we have coffee shops everywhere, where you have donut shops down there. So we concentrate on good, inexpensive coffee and donuts as a side.

I know. I used to live in Canada.