Oral Servitude

[kimbernee]

How is it that neither one of them looks like they're having the least bit of fun? This is why porn sucks.

 

[malinborn]

sometimes it's difficult to have fun and pose for pics at the same time

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

How is it that neither one of them looks like they're having the least bit of fun? This is why porn sucks.

You tell how happy he is just from his cock?

Yowsers, thems some mad skillz.

 

[SirLeo]

Happy Cock

From my experience, anytime my cock is being sucked, its a happy cock!

 

[sb2009]

From my experience, anytime my cock is being sucked, its a happy cock!

once in a fit of "my body is getting old and my boobs aren't as perky as they used to be" I asked him if he noticed that my boobs weren't as nice as they used to be. He said "Ah, honestly, if there are boobs in my face, I'm thinking 'yay, boobs in my face' not critiquing them!"

 

[BabyxGirl]

once in a fit of "my body is getting old and my boobs aren't as perky as they used to be" I asked him if he noticed that my boobs weren't as nice as they used to be. He said "Ah, honestly, if there are boobs in my face, I'm thinking 'yay, boobs in my face' not critiquing them!"

I like the way you think. And to all the guys who are hung up on cock size: When I have a hard cock in my mouth, I'm thinking: Hey look here, I've got a cock in my mouth and it feels and tastes oh-so good.

I don't have a ruler in my mouth to measure it.

 

[LadyC]

From my experience, anytime my cock is being sucked, its a happy cock!

If I was the one sucking your cock, you would be in Seventh (sexual) Heaven, darling. I am fan-fucking-tastic!

 

[SirLeo]

Somehow I Just Trust You

If I was the one sucking your cock, you would be in Seventh (sexual) Heaven, darling. I am fan-fucking-tastic!

Somehow I just trust you on this one! My little m is fan-sucking-tastic as well as fan-fucking-tastic. Maybe one day we'll get to NY and I could have the exquisite pleasure of comparing the two of you! The fantasy value of that is of and by itself exquisite.

And back to another quote, "once in a fit of "my body is getting old and my boobs aren't as perky as they used to be" I asked him if he noticed that my boobs weren't as nice as they used to be. He said "Ah, honestly, if there are boobs in my face, I'm thinking 'yay, boobs in my face' not critiquing them!"

This and my original thought about having My cock sucked and being happy thought seems to sum up the male condition in its entirety. We follow our cocks....

The other night, m and I were out for dinner and dancing at a trendy nightspot. We were assessing all of the hot and sexy outfits the girls/ladies/cougars/sluts were wearing. We watched one woman, definitly hot, dressed in a killer black cocktail skimpy thing, high heels etc. and on the prowl, but no guys were approaching her. I said to m, "you know woman have it all wrong, you spend hours primping to look just so thinking that makes a difference to guys. In fact if anything it intimidates most guys. If a woman wants to get a man, all she needs to do is let him know she is availalbe and open and exciting. Just a smile and a hello. That works better than any make-up hairdo, dress or whatever.

 

[Homburg]

I said to m, "you know woman have it all wrong, you spend hours primping to look just so thinking that makes a difference to guys. In fact if anything it intimidates most guys. If a woman wants to get a man, all she needs to do is let him know she is availalbe and open and exciting. Just a smile and a hello. That works better than any make-up hairdo, dress or whatever.

QFT. Approachability is more important than perfect hair.

 

[sb2009]

i've heard men say that before but I never quite believe it.

 

[Homburg]

So test the theory. Go to a club one week dressed to the nines and made up awesomely, but be cold, aloof, and uninterested. Then go a week or two later dressed nice, but not superb, with more casual make-up and hair, and be friendly, chatty, laugh, and look relaxed. See if either generates more approaches.

 

[StrayKat]

I said to m, "you know woman have it all wrong, you spend hours primping to look just so thinking that makes a difference to guys. In fact if anything it intimidates most guys.

There are some of us very aware of that. In different context of course.

I used to make up perfectly and go to a swinger club, undress, get me a drink, sit down in "dont you dare touch me" pose and glance around very coldly. I could clearly see all the guys that would love to approach me but didnt dare and I was very much enjoying myself.
I would go upstairs where "fun rooms" are then and let know my husband who I want him to bring after me. Usually there were lot of others trailing and hoping to at least see something.
I admit I like to intimidate men sometimes.

 

[malinborn]

Speaking of the make up and the dress, I agree it's about the approach, but when i was younger and seemed to be several women's "bad boy" for the night.. no matter how well they were dressed there was a common theme... their lips were a hot glossy red.. perhaps that was begining of my serious appreciation of deep red lips working on me

 

[CutieMouse]

So test the theory. Go to a club one week dressed to the nines and made up awesomely, but be cold, aloof, and uninterested. Then go a week or two later dressed nice, but not superb, with more casual make-up and hair, and be friendly, chatty, laugh, and look relaxed. See if either generates more approaches.

dreaded double post

 

[CutieMouse]

So test the theory. Go to a club one week dressed to the nines and made up awesomely, but be cold, aloof, and uninterested. Then go a week or two later dressed nice, but not superb, with more casual make-up and hair, and be friendly, chatty, laugh, and look relaxed. See if either generates more approaches.

Or be me, the oblivious wallflower, and get no approaches at all.

 

[HottieMama]

Or be me, the oblivious wallflower, and get no approaches at all.

Oh...I would SO approach you. Just to have my ass shot down in flames...but I would approach you nonetheless.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Or be me, the oblivious wallflower, and get no approaches at all.

Every time I see you in here I get a burst of cognitive dissonance but in a good way.

 

[CutieMouse]

Every time I see you in here I get a burst of cognitive dissonance but in a good way.

...

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Or be me, the oblivious wallflower, and get no approaches at all.

*throws a hand in the air* AND we don't realise it when we *are* approached, sometimes!

 

[sb2009]

yeah, I'm more of a wallflower type, at least at a club type setting LOL

Back in my dating days, I was unfortunately always the friend of a really super hot woman who would have the men/boys following her around. She was also super nice and super approachable. The consolation was that I learned quickly how to tell who was stuck talking to me as the "friend" and who was at least trying to get to know me LOL

 

[sterculius]

Or be me, the oblivious wallflower, and get no approaches at all.

Based on your avatar, I find that very hard to believe.

 

[Homburg]

Or be me, the oblivious wallflower, and get no approaches at all.

I totally would. I'd be all fanboy "OMG CUTIEMOUSE SQUEE!!" but I'd do it.

Oh, wait, you mean if I didn't recognise you? Right.

Actually, I'm the guy that does talk to wallflowers. Oftentimes they're too shy to really converse, but I give it a shot anyway. When I see the lone wallflower at a club, my first thought is that this person is human just like I am, and probably looking for some interaction. They may be waiting for someone they know, or could just be too shy to get stuck in. As I tend to like that sort of person, I will often make some sort of comment or say hi. Sometimes it even works and I get conversation.

That said, I don't go to clubs to pick women up, so many I'm a waste of time to said wallflowers. *shrug*

 

[CutieMouse]

[hijack]

Oh...I would SO approach you. Just to have my ass shot down in flames...but I would approach you nonetheless.

I would never shoot you down in flames!

In part because...

*throws a hand in the air* AND we don't realise it when we *are* approached, sometimes!

Exactly!

Based on your avatar, I find that very hard to believe.

Switch museum/gallery opening/cultural event for bar and you'd better believe it! Men never approach me. Women, yes; men, no. LOL The few times I attended a munch it was different, but all the men who approached me did so because they assumed I was a Domme.

I totally would. I'd be all fanboy "OMG CUTIEMOUSE SQUEE!!" but I'd do it.

Oh, wait, you mean if I didn't recognize you? Right.

You.Are.A.Dork.

[/hijack]

I'd add to the conversation with a picture or something, but I'm afraid I don't have any...

 

[DaneCopenhagen]

Or be me, the oblivious wallflower, and get no approaches at all.

I don't look like a wallflower to me - I would be happy to approach you - if you allow me....

 

[SirLeo]

Bump, Grind, Thrust, Cum and Swallow

That's what my favorite thread needs. ALso a great story from shy, dam I miss her!