I'm growing a penis

[smartandsexy]

And all thanks to lit.

We're expecting a little boy in 19 weeks time.

 

[blunt_trauma]

well that's pretty fucking cool.

 

[smartandsexy]

Cool...scary...ridiculously exciting. All of those.

 

[glynndah]

Congratulations!

 

[Bert Notorius]

Pregnancy is totally weird.

 

[English Lady]

Awww, congrats! I hope everything goes smoothly!

 

[Acanthus]

My dreams of stealing you are crushed!

 

[John Doe]

So he's a mammal?

 

[smartandsexy]

Thanks for the congratulations. So far everything has gone smoothly apart from me having hyperemesis, but the baby is doing brilliantly.

 

[smartandsexy]

My dreams of stealing you are crushed!

Sweet sentiment, thanks, but I'm sure you'll live.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Thanks for the congratulations. So far everything has gone smoothly apart from me having hyperemesis, but the baby is doing brilliantly.

http://www.homehealthdelivery.com/store/images/patient_safety/emesis_basin.jpg

 

[Liar]

Sweet. We need more taxpayers.

Congrats.

 

[smartandsexy]

So he's a mammal?

The baby or the husband? They both have penises (one each), but being that's not a specifically mammalian characteristic, make of it what you will.

 

[pinkstarfish]

Congratulations!

Yay for your penis!

 

[smartandsexy]

http://www.homehealthdelivery.com/store/images/patient_safety/emesis_basin.jpg

Yeah, I became intimately acquainted with a few of those. I already have a few bones to pick with this little one when he emerges.

 

[smartandsexy]

Yay for your penis!

Yay indeed. Did you feel weird knowing that your body was making boy bits inside your girl bits?

 

[flirtygirly]

Congratulations!!! That is awesome!!

(can u tell I'm a new mommy)

 

[smartandsexy]

Congratulations!!! That is awesome!!

Thank you, it is.

(can u tell I'm a new mommy)

I'm intuitive, but even I'm not that good. Congratulations to you too.

 

[John Doe]

The baby or the husband? They both have penises (one each), but being that's not a specifically mammalian characteristic, make of it what you will.

You're right, that was an assumption.

So where are you growing him?

 

[smartandsexy]

You're right, that was an assumption.

So where are you growing him?

Currently beside the seaside, but I'm taking him on tour in a few days.

Congratulations. Hoping all goes well. How are you enjoying the whole pregnancy experience? How is your hubby enjoying it? I hope you're taking lots of pics along the way. I'd love to see some here if you're willing to share. Pregnancy is such a beautiful thing and so very erotic in its own way.

I'm now at a stage where I love being pregnant. Now that I no longer feel so ill that I just want to die. So that's good. I'm loving the changes to my body, as is my husband, but I think we'll be keeping them to ourselves.

 

[John Doe]

Currently beside the seaside, but I'm taking him on tour in a few days.

I mean the incubation environment, not the location.

 

[Sean]

Congrats!

 

[smartandsexy]

I mean the incubation environment, not the location.

Incubation environment? Warm and wet.

You know up until a few years ago my Mum thought the uterus and the womb were two completely different organs. God only knows what she thought she had going on in there.

Congrats!

Thank you. Apparently we're supposed to grow up and act like responsible adults now. Or something.

 

[John Doe]

Incubation environment? Warm and wet.

You know up until a few years ago my Mum thought the uterus and the womb were two completely different organs. God only knows what she thought she had going on in there.

Ohh, you're pregnant...

Mazel Tov!

[...]Apparently we're supposed to grow up and act like responsible adults now. Or something.

Bah, maturity! Bah, responsibility...

BAH!

 

[atmas]

Do you know who the father is?
And the mother?