Ordinary Things People Don't Believe You've Never Done

[Quoll]

An idea blatantly stolen from elsewhere.

I've never broken a bone.

I've never had sex with anyone but my wife.

I never got my licence until I was forty.

I never finished high school.

 

[bobsgirl]

I've never had actual sex with anyone but my husband.

I've never smoked pot.

I've never had sushi.

I've never colored my hair.

 

[NippleMuncher]

I've never won the lottery ...
I've never been to the moon ...


Seriously?

I've never had cable, never will.
I've never had sex with my wife, of course, I've never been married either.

 

[CherryBomb24]

I've never been spontanious

I never smoked pot even tho people think im the type of person that does.

I never wanted kids.

I've never been to an outdoor theater.

I've never been ice skating, and i live in ice 6-7 months out of the year.

I've never cheated.

 

[PertPerth]

I have never had anyone fall in love with me
I have never had sex without pain
I have never seen snow

 

[shiny5437]

I've never had KFC

 

[Earl]

I've never had a cell phone.
I've never done drugs.

 

[gloriann]

I've never had sex with a man.
I've never taken an illicit drug.
I've never been ice skating, skiing, or snowboarding.
I've never attended church (on a regular basis, anyway.)

 

[fire_breeze]

<snip>
I have never seen snow

You're not missing much.

1. I've never broken a bone.

2. I've never seen Gilligan's Island.

3. I've never finished watching Wizard of Oz or ET

4. I've never seen a kangaroo in the flesh.

 

[Cattypuss]

I've never seen E.T.

 

[curiousgeo62]

I have never broken a bone.

I have never cheated on my wife or any other partner.

 

[cromsgirl]

I've never gone skydiving.
I've never had to stay at a hospital.
I've never been skiing.

 

[Eilan]

I've never been in an airplane.
I've never sent or received a text message.
I've never used a cell phone while driving.

 

[sexysharonmilf]

I've never liked cellphones.
I've never had the cold. (Allergies do it)
I never saw E.T.
I've never seen an off-Broadway show.
I've never broken a bone but a few hearts.

 

[smallgirl]

An idea blatantly stolen from elsewhere.

I've never broken a bone.

I've never had sex with anyone but my wife.

I never got my licence until I was forty.

I never finished high school.

ive never ate a big mac
ive never did drugs
ive never bought a lottery ticket

 

[Quoll]

3. I've never finished watching Wizard of Oz or ET

I've never seen E.T.

I never saw E.T.

When it first came out my sister and her husband were running a drive-in theatre, we worked there over the holidays, I've seen it twelve times in a row.

 

[DarkBee]

I never broke, sprained or bruised anything.
I never saw a professionally staged musical.
I never drank before driving or drove after drinking.

 

[dear_prudence]

• I've never learned how to swim
• I've never gotten over my crush on my HS english teacher
• I've never watched "Gone With the Wind"
• I've never been to a live football game (not counting HS)

 

[dear_prudence]

I've never had KFC

you're not missing anything... it's nasty

 

[DarkBee]

• [...]I've never watched "Gone With the Wind"[...]

There are probably a million popular and/or classic movies I still have to watch.

 

[butters]

never been abroad
on a plane or any ship bigger than a river ferry
never driven or took lessons to learn
never seen a stage show up London
never liked jellied bloody eels
or oysters *gags*

 

[Cathleen]

I've never been to a drive in movie.

I've never successfully stayed out doors all night, I'm always the first one to head for the house or other structure.

I've never eaten spaghettios or any other kind of pasta from a can.

I think it's a safe bet these last two will remain as 'never'. I would like to go to a drive in someday, though.

 

[chelleb]

I have never done any illegal drugs

I have never cheated on anyone

I have never picked anyone up in a bar

I have never had sex

 

[human_male]

I've never seen E.T.

Me either. It can go fuck itself.

 

[KarennaC]

1. I've never broken a bone (glad to know I'm not the only one!)

2. I've never been drunk

3. I've never read a romance novel