Who thinks Lance_GT is a nimrod?

[Zeb_Carter]

Thought this one up in SR71's poll...

 

[Bianca_Sommerland]

This polls funny as hell! I'm sure even lance will get a chuckle.

 

[arielsgoddess]

Xeb...if the pumpkin saw you naked....

Then you really should shut-up

 

[cloudy]

Nice...really nice, Zeb. I would suggest if you don't want to be called an asshole to stop acting like one.

What's happened to you? When did you start taking so much pride in being a jerk?

Silly me. I honestly thought you were better than this.

 

[lance gt]

Damn right. Biggest fucking Nimrod going. Do I feel special or what. I got my own thread dedicated to hating me. It doesn't get any better than this. Fuck Zeb, Thanks man I appreciate the effort to type all these words out. I know how hard it is for rednecks to spell and you must have had some help with the big ones. But it looks great, I'm going to print it off after it fills up and frame it. Either that or wipe my ass with it. You're the best.

 

[driphoney]

Just one?

How come I only get one choice?

 

[Bianca_Sommerland]

Damn right. Biggest fucking Nimrod going. Do I feel special or what. I got my own thread dedicated to hating me. It doesn't get any better than this. Fuck Zeb, Thanks man I appreciate the effort to type all these words out. I know how hard it is for rednecks to spell and you must have had some help with the big ones. But it looks great, I'm going to print it off after it fills up and frame it. Either that or wipe my ass with it. You're the best.

Told you he'd like it

Lance you sure are popular.

 

[arielsgoddess]

Calm down, Lance....

Are we sure we have proof that it was Xeb here that did this? Honestly, stones that heavy take atleast a girl to throw them...I think Xeb might be being framed by an exgirlfriend or something. Of yours, I mean, not his--although he is a fiction erotica writer....does it count as a real girlfriend if you get paid for it? Or does that just make him a slut with multiple personality disorder? Have you come-up with a term for that?

 

[Xelebes]

How come I only get one choice?

Ditto. At least my poll has multiple choices!

 

[JackLuis]

Nimrod- Mesopotamian monarch mentioned in the Book of Genesis, who also figures in many legends and folktales. He is depicted in the Bible as a mighty ruler and nation builder who founded many cities, including the great Babel or Babylon. Despite his stance as a powerful leader, his reputation was tarnished by his traditional association with the construction of the Tower of Babel. Outside of the Bible, several ruins preserve Nimrod's name,[1] and he is featured in the midrash.

I doubt he is first century BC in his attitudes?

 

[lance gt]

Nimrod- Mesopotamian monarch mentioned in the Book of Genesis, who also figures in many legends and folktales. He is depicted in the Bible as a mighty ruler and nation builder who founded many cities, including the great Babel or Babylon. Despite his stance as a powerful leader, his reputation was tarnished by his traditional association with the construction of the Tower of Babel. Outside of the Bible, several ruins preserve Nimrod's name,[1] and he is featured in the midrash.

I doubt he is first century BC in his attitudes?

That's why I like the name Nimrod. As much as Zeb thought it was a slur, his backward, redneck thinking and all, I knew of King Nimrod. but I do love the thread.

 

[Liar]

Nimrod was, as noted, a Mesopotamian king.

Lance is not. As far as I know.

We don't need more ancient royalty here. We got Og.

 

[lance gt]

Are we sure we have proof that it was Xeb here that did this? Honestly, stones that heavy take atleast a girl to throw them...I think Xeb might be being framed by an exgirlfriend or something. Of yours, I mean, not his--although he is a fiction erotica writer....does it count as a real girlfriend if you get paid for it? Or does that just make him a slut with multiple personality disorder? Have you come-up with a term for that?

none of my ex-girfriends hate me. quite the opposite. If they did start a hate thread about me, it would be really vicious in its intent. I never pay for sex, there's no need.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Damn right. Biggest fucking Nimrod going. Do I feel special or what. I got my own thread dedicated to hating me. It doesn't get any better than this. Fuck Zeb, Thanks man I appreciate the effort to type all these words out. I know how hard it is for rednecks to spell and you must have had some help with the big ones. But it looks great, I'm going to print it off after it fills up and frame it. Either that or wipe my ass with it. You're the best.

Damn straight but I didn't need no help wit my spellen. And don't fergit, eat mor chiken!

Oh! And Cloudy...I am better at being the advocate for free speech and freedom. I mean that's why I served my county in its armed forces don't you know?

And what I see going on is making my heart sick so sometimes I have to vent.

But as this thread was meant as a humorous aside, which I hope Lance took in stride as I see he did, why is you nose so outta joint?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Are we sure we have proof that it was Xeb here that did this? Honestly, stones that heavy take atleast a girl to throw them...I think Xeb might be being framed by an exgirlfriend or something. Of yours, I mean, not his--although he is a fiction erotica writer....does it count as a real girlfriend if you get paid for it? Or does that just make him a slut with multiple personality disorder? Have you come-up with a term for that?

I don't know who this Xeb guy you keep referring too is but ME, Zeb, I actually did do this.

But if you find that guy Xeb and he's going around posing as me, you let me know so I can start a pole about the impostor.

 

[lance gt]

Damn straight but I didn't need no help wit my spellen. And don't fergit, eat mor chiken!

Oh! And Cloudy...I am better at being the advocate for free speech and freedom. I mean that's why I served my county in its armed forces don't you know?

And what I see going on is making my heart sick so sometimes I have to vent.

But as this thread was meant as a humorous aside, which I hope Lance took in stride as I see he did, why is you nose so outta joint?

hell Zeb, I'm honoured. who else has a thread dedicated to them? I feel like a somebody

 

[sadangel]

Lance is a cool guy. Sometimes misguided perhaps, but he means so very well. *hugs lance gently*

 

[Zeb_Carter]

hell Zeb, I'm honoured. who else has a thread dedicated to them? I feel like a somebody

It probably won't last long. Around here they are very, very fickle.

 

[TE999]

Lance doesn't look anything like Elmer Fudd.

Why isn't there a 'None of the Above' voting choice?

 

[semen4her]

I heard that Lance likes to suck cock for quarters down at the local chuck e cheese.

That guy has issues.

 

[sr71plt]

Why isn't there a 'None of the Above' voting choice?

Because I have that option in my poll and Lance thought it was unfair?

 

[lance gt]

Lance is a cool guy. Sometimes misguided perhaps, but he means so very well. *hugs lance gently*

I'm only misguided by the sweet sound of an angel whispering in my ear. Thanks Angel, you're great. Hugs right back at ya girl

 

[lance gt]

Lance doesn't look anything like Elmer Fudd.

Why isn't there a 'None of the Above' voting choice?

that's in the poopoohead thread. I can't look like Elmer if I already look like Daffy

 

[TE999]

Because I have that option in my poll and Lance thought it was unfair?

I guess that proves he's a nimrod! But Zeb started this magillah, so I guess he's the nimrod.

I'm so !

 

[lance gt]

I heard that Lance likes to suck cock for quarters down at the local chuck e cheese.

That guy has issues.

your not related to Jimmy are you? You sure look like his avatar pic.