Tecate Rape Troll Commercial

[blunt_trauma]

drat and double drat.
just when i was beginning to believe in myself too.

holy crap - this must mean I/You/We are also Busy Body, LT, Javagirl, and Holy Devil


oh shit


oh frikkin shit

i feel sullied and unusual.

 

[butters]

mpd has its merits. *nods*

 

[John Doe]

you desired a review?
ok...

on watching the clip i felt nothing.

i did not laugh or smile.
i was not shocked or disgusted.
i did not feel inspired to purchase the product.

it was just a chubby man, in a bad mask, wearing a t-shirt, drinking out of a can and putting on a strange voice. i'm assuming everyone felt much the same...or rather didn't feel.

It was probably a different guy putting on a strange voice. It's cheaper that way.

 

[yurdamannowdog]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqSRcMHp3cI

Here is a second Tecate Rape Troll spot.

TECATE is a BEER for all you British people that want to pretend to be hot chick successful artists, but aren't. You know who you are.

 

[yurdamannowdog]

mpd has its merits. *nods*

http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr0y55Nmm31qznvrxo1_400.jpg

Just for you.

 

[Peregrinator]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqSRcMHp3cI

Here is a second Tecate Rape Troll spot.

TECATE is a BEER for all you British people that want to pretend to be hot chick successful artists, but aren't. You know who you are.

Damn. I used to drink it once in a while. This thread has convinced me to never touch it again. You're such a gaping, drooling asshole that I want nothing to do with your product. Oh...and I linked your masters to this thread. You've made an ass out of yourself and them on one of the busiest forums on the web. Congratulations.

 

[blunt_trauma]

still crap, but at least now it has a hot girl with nice tits.
yup, it's actually worth it just for the cleavage.

 

[butters]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqSRcMHp3cI

Here is a second Tecate Rape Troll spot.

TECATE is a BEER for all you British people that want to pretend to be hot chick successful artists, but aren't. You know who you are.

oi, numbnuts - when you know art, come back. as for your ad, the best part of it's the music. you don't show the product label enough for starters and you're depending too much on the visual 'joke' of the Rape Troll. It's like - you're telling us this is meant to be funny, without delivering the 'funny'. But it IS an improvement. It looks as though it's attempting to be more niche cult market now - but it's not yet arrived. Maybe four of five more tries and you'll be closer. Maybe

http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr0y55Nmm31qznvrxo1_400.jpg

Just for you.

oh. I feel so special.

 

[blunt_trauma]

nice tits though, chuppy!

 

[butters]

nice tits though, chuppy!

yeah, he's getting the idea. slowly
blonde with tits and music - but his product placement's crappola.


gotta go get boy from karate class. back in 15.

 

[where]

I've quite liked his vids in the past, but his behaviour here doesn't do much to recommend him.

 

[cjh]

i thought it was quite brilliant.

both of them, actually.

next time my agent arranges a showing of my sculpture in a gallery in bristol, i will recommend that he arrange to have them shown as being on the forefront of modern video art.

to you, yurdamannowdog.

PM me next time you cross the pond. maybe i can arrange a 3some with you, me, and my boyfriend seanH.

 

[blunt_trauma]

ahahahahahahahaha

 

[rosco rathbone]

wtf is a "rape troll".

 

[where]

i thought it was quite brilliant.

both of them, actually.

next time my agent arranges a showing of my sculpture in a gallery in bristol, i will recommend that he arrange to have them shown as being on the forefront of modern video art.

to you, yurdamannowdog.

PM me next time you cross the pond. maybe i can arrange a 3some with you, me, and my boyfriend seanH.

fuck! what's he got that I haven't? apart from a beard and a cock.

 

[Lady Reiha]

http://www.jmorganmarketing.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/fail.jpg

 

[yurdamannowdog]

http://www.jmorganmarketing.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/fail.jpg

This whole "Fail" thing is for retards who can't put a complete thought together.

As for the rest of you,

You show me something better.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

As for the rest of you,

You show me something better.

These posts, where they've been saying your movie is not good? They're better.

 

[butters]

This whole "Fail" thing is for retards who can't put a complete thought together.

As for the rest of you,

You show me something better.

I seriously doubt your ability to appreciate it.
Look, enjoy yourself. Nothing wrong with that - just don't big yourself up so much and then bitch about some people not sharing your enthusiasm of your 'work'.

and - oh puleeeze, ''show me something better"? how old are you? if you're under 20 it's almost forgiveable.

 

[yurdamannowdog]

I think maybe you are one of the people better off just saying, "Fail."

 

[butters]

I think maybe you are one of the people better off just saying, "Fail."

your ignorance shines brightly, little man

 

[yurdamannowdog]

I seriously doubt your ability to appreciate it.
Look, enjoy yourself. Nothing wrong with that - just don't big yourself up so much and then bitch about some people not sharing your enthusiasm of your 'work'.

and - oh puleeeze, ''show me something better"? how old are you? if you're under 20 it's almost forgiveable.

I seriously doubt that you have any room to criticize with such vigor if you don't have the balls to put forth anything of yours to be critiqued.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

I seriously doubt that you have any room to criticize with such vigor if you don't have the balls to put forth anything of yours to be critiqued.

Yurd: You asked for opinions. You got them. If everybody said it was brilliant, you wouldn't be going on about how we all need to make our own movies first, right?

When you hear a song on the radio, do you wait until you've gone home and written one of your own before deciding if you like it?

When you read a book, do you finish, go and write your own novel, and then figure out if the one you read a while ago was any good?

No. There is no prerequisite for having an opinion about something.

You made a movie. That much is fine and good.

That doesn't mean the rest of us need to pat you on the head and tell you what a good boy you are.

The movie just isn't funny.

 

[butters]

I seriously doubt that you have any room to criticize with such vigor if you don't have the balls to put forth anything of yours to be critiqued.

My work gets critiqued by those who know how to critique.
Critiqued, published at times, praised.

What depth of knowledge of poetry or prose do you have that would make me think you can offer a critique?
I am also a fully-functioning poetry critique and offer help with /editing of poetry, and was offered the job of poetry submissions editor with a glossy writing magazine.
Your own posts suggest to me you have nothing of value to offer my writing.


and I have no balls.

 

[vrosej10]

I seriously doubt that you have any room to criticize with such vigor if you don't have the balls to put forth anything of yours to be critiqued.

Chill dog. Criticism is the troll of the artist who puts their work out there. You just have to accept it and move on. I freelance write. You get LOTS of rejections. Chucking a fit everytime someone does not like your work is at best, a waste of energy, at worst, juvenile. Not everyone is gunna love your stuff no matter how good it is. Deal with it or quit.