JohnnySavage
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So last evening I was sitting on the porch at the Savage Estate, just minding my own business and enjoying the cool Fall weather. I had a fire going in the pit and a tall glass of iced tea in my hand.
I looked across the way and noticed that the next door neighbor's daughter had gotten a new puppy. I'm not really sure how old the little girl is, as all those snot-blowers look the same to me. She's about 3-feet high though, so I assume she's between 4 and 14. In hindsight, she never goes to school, so she must be younger than school-age, whatever age that is.
Anyway... The little bastard was in her back yard playing with this little ball of fluff (which was yapping away and annoying me (the dog, not the girl)). The dog was one of those hand-sized creatures. It was white and looked like a big ball of fluff (again, the dog, not the kid).
As I put my feet up on the hearth I noticed that the dog was starting to scamper away from the child. Of course, my first thought was that the dog was going to crap on my lawn, but suddenly this HUGE bird swooped down and snatched that little dog right off of the lawn!
Now I'm as feeling and compassionate as the next person, but I really didn't want to have the child blowing snot all over my pant-legs (swine flu and all). So I stood up, and looked across the lawn. The child had a blank look on her face, then let out this blood-curdling scream... then the tears started flowing.
Well. I was at first shocked, then sad, then worried that I would have to console the creature (the child, not the dog. Of course, the dog was long gone). As soon as I settled my resolve and decided that I had no choice but to go over there and pat the little bastard on the head, and tell her it would be ok, the mother came running out.
Whew. That was a close one.
Shock, fear, sadness, euphoria all withing a minute. I'm spent.
I looked across the way and noticed that the next door neighbor's daughter had gotten a new puppy. I'm not really sure how old the little girl is, as all those snot-blowers look the same to me. She's about 3-feet high though, so I assume she's between 4 and 14. In hindsight, she never goes to school, so she must be younger than school-age, whatever age that is.
Anyway... The little bastard was in her back yard playing with this little ball of fluff (which was yapping away and annoying me (the dog, not the girl)). The dog was one of those hand-sized creatures. It was white and looked like a big ball of fluff (again, the dog, not the kid).
As I put my feet up on the hearth I noticed that the dog was starting to scamper away from the child. Of course, my first thought was that the dog was going to crap on my lawn, but suddenly this HUGE bird swooped down and snatched that little dog right off of the lawn!
Now I'm as feeling and compassionate as the next person, but I really didn't want to have the child blowing snot all over my pant-legs (swine flu and all). So I stood up, and looked across the lawn. The child had a blank look on her face, then let out this blood-curdling scream... then the tears started flowing.
Well. I was at first shocked, then sad, then worried that I would have to console the creature (the child, not the dog. Of course, the dog was long gone). As soon as I settled my resolve and decided that I had no choice but to go over there and pat the little bastard on the head, and tell her it would be ok, the mother came running out.
Whew. That was a close one.
Shock, fear, sadness, euphoria all withing a minute. I'm spent.
