Cade Is Here Cliff Notes®

...and every time this thread is bumped.

If he isn't CIH, he's sure obsessed like he is. :cool:

g-d love ya Rory. Alts occupy your life, its okay, Im just amazed at you and your kind. It's good to have hobbies I guess....

I giggle at ya man, right at you, thats why I viist this thread and bump it.

have a good day
 
Hey baby,

You seem obsessed with everyone here but thats ok with me honey.
Do you have a job or anything else to keep you busy?

You are here like all day and night, you should get out more baby.

Bye sugar dumplings.

Love , ME
I blame society, its hard, fast paced and very stressful. People get obsessed, they fixate, and I’ve seen it a hundred times, here, there and everywhere. Life today is really scary at times.
 
g-d love ya Rory. Alts occupy your life, its okay, Im just amazed at you and your kind. It's good to have hobbies I guess....

I giggle at ya man, right at you, thats why I viist this thread and bump it.

have a good day

Bitch, don't act like you got some swagger or status and shit. You're giggling because of all the helium you're huffing.

Enjoy your "viist."

bwahahahahahaha
 
QUOTE=IrezumiKiss;32092322]Bitch, don't act like you got some swagger or status and shit. You're giggling because of all the helium you're huffing.

Enjoy your "viist."

bwahahahahahaha[/QUOTE]

Never said I had ' status and shit". Yo yo yo......jokes on you bro:rolleyes:
 
QUOTE=IrezumiKiss;32092322]Bitch, don't act like you got some swagger or status and shit. You're giggling because of all the helium you're huffing.

Enjoy your "viist."

bwahahahahahaha

Never said I had ' status and shit". Yo yo yo......jokes on you bro:rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

*grabs Faneros by the scruff of his neck*

You really have a problem with LISTENING, don't you, girl? I didn't say you had swagger, you're ACTING like you do.

Bitch, if I have to slap you back into sensibility again, you're going to be eating ice cream with a straw through your rectum. Now get yer ass in that room and put on that dress I done bought ya.

No, no, the reddish-brown one.
 
Keep on with the parade of pathetic. This is your life. This is what you're burning your lifespan with. This is what you live for.

You do know that when you stop posting you lose, right? So keep on trucking, as much as possible, under as many alts as you can, to stay alive. When you die, it's over. No redos. No second lifes. No coming back. And the best thing about it is, nobody will even notice when you're gone.

Now get back on your knees and suck my big black cock like you were created to do, from daddy's nut and momma's egg.

:confused:

You are completely delusional, you know that? And I'm not just saying this about this one post, but YOU as a person, are completely delusional. You always have been.

I say WTF to your entire post. It's completely off-topic and a waste of everybodies time. I was just letting you know that the guy you quoted wasn't Cade.... and it's not. That's FACT. Just because little Rory says it's so, doesn't make it so.... understand?

And just because you make up a bunch of retarded shit that flies over the head of anyone with a triple digit IQ, doesn't make that so either.... understand?

Also, way to perpetuate the stereotype "bro" :):):) I am yet to read a single post of yours that doesn't contain "muh dik" in it.

Do you know what "muh dik" is?

Google it. ;)

TYPICAL!
 
:confused:

You are completely delusional, you know that? And I'm not just saying this about this one post, but YOU as a person, are completely delusional. You always have been.

I say WTF to your entire post. It's completely off-topic and a waste of everybodies time. I was just letting you know that the guy you quoted wasn't Cade.... and it's not. That's FACT. Just because little Rory says it's so, doesn't make it so.... understand?

And just because you make up a bunch of retarded shit that flies over the head of anyone with a triple digit IQ, doesn't make that so either.... understand?

Also, way to perpetuate the stereotype "bro" :):):) I am yet to read a single post of yours that doesn't contain "muh dik" in it.

Do you know what "muh dik" is?

Google it. ;)

TYPICAL!

Did you get a good gulp of air with all this blather, Cade? Good. I don't want you to choke and die while you fellate me. That sure would be awful even though it's harder than Chinese arithmetic to keep myself from skullfucking you like a madman cuz you suck me so good. You're going to put Faneros out of business with the way you love me like you do.

Speaking of business, let's get back to it, shall we? You're running out of your standardized alts now from breaking character with all this silly talky-talk when ya shoulda just kept playing the role.

*puts tender, guiding hand on Cade's gnarly head and pushes it ever so southward*

ahhhhhhhh yaaaahhhssssss...suck it like a neckbone...you knows how to do it...
 
Did you get a good gulp of air with all this blather, Cade? Good. I don't want you to choke and die while you fellate me. That sure would be awful even though it's harder than Chinese arithmetic to keep myself from skullfucking you like a madman cuz you suck me so good. You're going to put Faneros out of business with the way you love me like you do.

Speaking of business, let's get back to it, shall we? You're running out of your standardized alts now from breaking character with all this silly talky-talk when ya shoulda just kept playing the role.

*puts tender, guiding hand on Cade's gnarly head and pushes it ever so southward*

ahhhhhhhh yaaaahhhssssss...suck it like a neckbone...you knows how to do it...

You think I'm Cade?

Aren't I a little too literate and coherent to be Cade? :confused:

I'm yet to see Cade use one emoticon.... EVER.... either.

If you were smart (and not a mentally inferior NIGGER ;)) you'd clearly see I am Bollock_Head.

Are you saying Bollock and Cade are the same? :confused:

Christ you're a dumb, delusional tree ape! :rolleyes:
 
You think I'm Cade?

Aren't I a little too literate and coherent to be Cade? :confused:

I'm yet to see Cade use one emoticon.... EVER.... either.

If you were smart (and not a mentally inferior NIGGER ;)) you'd clearly see I am Bollock_Head.

Are you saying Bollock and Cade are the same? :confused:

Christ you're a dumb, delusional tree ape! :rolleyes:

All of you are the same person to me now, so your name is Cade. It's long since ceased being entertaining to suss you out since you follow the same style, every fucking time. I told your ass at the beginning of the year it was stupid for you to do the same thing as you did last year and boom, here you keep on doing it like you were a Hot Wheel car on a circular track that you can't get off of.

Always remember — when you stop posting, you lose. Keep on burning your lifespan on me, kiddo. Daddy's gonna take real good care o' you. And now that we've gotten that out of the way...

*pushes Cade's head back down*

Fuuuuuuuuucckkkk...yessssssssss...oh, you're so damn good, baby...ohhh....
 
All of you are the same person to me now, so your name is Cade. It's long since ceased being entertaining to suss you out since you follow the same style, every fucking time. I told your ass at the beginning of the year it was stupid for you to do the same thing as you did last year and boom, here you keep on doing it like you were a Hot Wheel car on a circular track that you can't get off of.

What, the racism thing? But how am I supposed to survive as a troll if I don't choose the racism route?? :(

You know that's the only thing that REALLY gets peoples backs up.
 
All of you are the same person to me now, so your name is Cade. It's long since ceased being entertaining to suss you out since you follow the same style, every fucking time. I told your ass at the beginning of the year it was stupid for you to do the same thing as you did last year and boom, here you keep on doing it like you were a Hot Wheel car on a circular track that you can't get off of.

Always remember — when you stop posting, you lose. Keep on burning your lifespan on me, kiddo. Daddy's gonna take real good care o' you. And now that we've gotten that out of the way...

*pushes Cade's head back down*

Fuuuuuuuuucckkkk...yessssssssss...oh, you're so damn good, baby...ohhh....

Maybe we can sixty nine?;)
 
What, the racism thing? But how am I supposed to survive as a troll if I don't choose the racism route?? :(

You know that's the only thing that REALLY gets peoples backs up.

Not really. You just keep saying the same thing, over and over and over and over and...*eyes glaze*

The board isn't what it used to be. Nobody's really listening or even looking at you. At least the people that are supposed to matter here. I mean, you could probably keep coasting on the constant just-add-water instant alts but it's up against the law of diminishing returns. You know, when you kept doing the huge red type yelling thingy and that got old and tired and you stopped doing it because it no longer had the shock affect it once had when you were a new jack. Plus people mimicked you too easily. When the knockoffs appear on Canal Street, you gotta start over. You need a new schtick.

I know you can find it. I know you have it in you. That one single hit record is just waiting to be shat out by you. Don't just settle for being a run-of-the-mill troll. Be that ultimate troll. Be the troll of trolls. No, scratch that. Be the troll of the troll of trolls. No, scratch even that. Be the Jonas Brothers of trolls!

When you stop posting, you lose. Remember always!
 
Not really. You just keep saying the same thing, over and over and over and over and...*eyes glaze*

The board isn't what it used to be. Nobody's really listening or even looking at you. At least the people that are supposed to matter here. I mean, you could probably keep coasting on the constant just-add-water instant alts but it's up against the law of diminishing returns. You know, when you kept doing the huge red type yelling thingy and that got old and tired and you stopped doing it because it no longer had the shock affect it once had when you were a new jack. Plus people mimicked you too easily. When the knockoffs appear on Canal Street, you gotta start over. You need a new schtick.

I know you can find it. I know you have it in you. That one single hit record is just waiting to be shat out by you. Don't just settle for being a run-of-the-mill troll. Be that ultimate troll. Be the troll of trolls. No, scratch that. Be the troll of the troll of trolls.

You do have a point with all this and I admit that. None of this is stuff I haven't already run through my mind on multiple occasions though.

But one thing you're wrong about is that I've still got it at a click of my fingers. Don't believe me? For example, I love to eat at... Wendy's.... ;)

No, scratch even that. Be the Jonas Brothers of trolls!

Now that's just insulting. That's not nice. :(

When you stop posting, you lose. Remember always!

This is just irrelevant thrath that isn't worth reading. You might as well save it.

But as for the rest of what you say, you're right. But I reckon I could change it anytime I choose. Thing is, I can't even really be bothered anymore. It's like I've finally grown up.

I dunno.... I must've posted about 300 this year.... that ain't like me. I have been busy though.
 
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But as for the rest of what you say, you're right. But I reckon I could change it anytime I choose. Thing is, I can't even really be bothered anymore. It's like I've finally grown up.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Say it ain't so, Krusty! Say it ain't so! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
 
Looks like the alt trolls are fighting in the other threads again.

Battle of the dorks! Snotrag skirmish! Nerd war!

Who will win? ;)
 
This thread is here for the purpose of exposing Lit member Cade Is Here in the face of all the lies he tells on a regular basis. Given how much he spams the GB with his propaganda, it's only fair that he comes up against *some* opposing force.

Summary: Cade Is Here started out as an openly racist member, who then backed off his inflamatory posts after many members voiced their displeasure. But he returned with numerous alts, which he uses to troll members who don't agree with him, and creates personalities (a.k.a. "Black power" alts, alts using names of Jewish or gay personalities, etc.) which he can accuse other members of supposedly hiding behind. This is typical m.o. for online white supremacists, and his kind have served as the catalysts for the invasion of wannabe white-power desperados trying to claim ownership of Literotica's GB.

Why you should care: if you disagree with him, he'll likely accuse you of being an alt. Refer to this thread if this should happen...


The possible origin of his name (careful: Google link to Stormfront.org):
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Cade+is+here+stormfront&aq=f&oq=&aqi=

His connection to Duke.org (David Duke - he edited the title later) and the first of his alts, NoFatChicks:
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=353008&highlight=duke

The news story he doctored to make the criminal black:
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=411202&highlight=florida

One of many news stories he posted early in his Lit career wherein he placed emphasis on the subject being black (if you check the top of your browser and the responses, you'll see the original title):
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=15630057&highlight=gross#post15630057

His "famous" mistaking a picture of an asshole for a pussy - and the start of his multiple alt creation (Tyrone Biggs and others): http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=419130&highlight=pussy+power

His obsession with "blacks" (and, remember, these are only the ones he didn't post under his alt names, which number in the dozens; also, read through the content): http://forum.literotica.com/search.php?searchid=12110811

Long-time, prolific member Ishmael calls Cade on his racism after being sent a PM from Cade: http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=546471&highlight=Cade

I catch Cade creating an alt: http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=518648&highlight=Redding

The thread which exposes the common ties between Cade and his alts: http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=591459&highlight=etymology

Cade outs his own MasterOfPolls alt right in this thread: http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=31921996#post31921996

Cade's private messages to Bollock_Head (Should we trust Bollock_Head's posts? If he's creating these Cade PMs out of thin air, he's doing one helluva job impersonating his style!) http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=592257&highlight=Cade

Cade claims to have "proof" that this is all a lie, and that I'm actually the one who's both racist, and has numerous alts. Ask him to provide evidence. And make sure polls he points to are "public" (meaning you can see who voted).

"The flourishing of white supremacists on the Internet is, thankfully, somewhat of a myth. While there are plenty purveyors of hate online, more often than not individual users go on campaigns in areas like internet forums and create multiple screen names to make their numbers seem bigger. They also strongly adhere to Nazi Joseph Goebbels' `Big Lie' principle: a lie, if audacious enough and repeated constantly, will be believed by the majority. However, some careful observation reveals that few on the `net are coerced by these tactics long-term, and those who seem to accept them are often these same individuals, again using clandestine identities."

...

Suspected Alts of CIH

_3_5_7_MAG
_Nipples_Mcgee_
Asshole_Mcgee
benjamin_raspel
Big_Nig
Black_Pride
Black_Rights
Breaking_News
Butthole_Bandit
BWANA_AMAZU
Cock_Breath
Cry_Baby_Rory
David_Hilliard
Debbie_Stokes
Doctor_Of_Love
DontMakeMistake
Dr_Adewolu
Dripping_Penis
DripWetCunt
Ebony_Queen
Fat Rolls
Find_Sum_Hos
FruitofLooms
GayLove
gayloveroryh
GeneralBoardAlt
Herbert_Lawson
HerpesWhore
IGGY_4_U
ironstorm
Javagirl2008
Jerry_Seinfeld
Jim_J_Bullock
Jm J Bullock
Juicy_Momma
KillWhitey
Left_Nut
Manda_Lynn
MasterOfPolls
McL0vin
Mr_Asshole
MrRoryTinyPenis
MsWatson
NipplesDipShit
NorthernCanuck
NObama
NoFatChicks
No_I_Insist
Obama_Sucks
Oprah
Peeter_Puffer
PhantomX (at stormfront.org)
ProObamaAlt
Pud_Jackker
Racist_Rory
Raye_Tarded
Readywife
RevRoryN
Rockie Montona
RoryM
Rory_N
RoryN_Has_AIDS
Rorys
RoyOnlyRipsYou
SeanH_Is_God
Sonny_Bono
The Playa
TurkeyCock
Tyrone Biggs
VeryBigJohnson
Walter_Cronkite

If you happen to notice one of these alts being excessively dull and unimaginative, please let me know: this could be an indication that the alt belongs to one of the brit skinhead wannabes instead. Thanks!​
 
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Beco/Faneros,

When you post in here in close proximity with the other trolls, you:

*Raise everybody's suspicions about you using alts (again)
*Bump my thread
*Make me proud in knowing that I'm still able to annoy you.

These are the facts. So, don't stop. Hopefully you'll construe this post as egging you on. :cool:
 
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