Newbie Looking for a Mater

[dickgropen]

I am a would-be sexual slave looking for a master/lover. You must be gentle, preferably Caucasian, with a verifiably clean bill of sexual health, fairly physically fit - and discreet. I am a northeastern Indiana married middle-aged white female with short dark blonde hair, 5”4’ tall, 130 lbs, slender build with smallish breasts.

Your cock cannot be longer than 6 inches, due to the limits of my hysterectomy. I would really enjoy seeing a picture of your fully-excited cock, perhaps next to a beer can or something, to give me a better perspective of its length and girth.

Email me of your interest in training me to serve you properly. What are YOU looking for in a sexual slave? What sorts of things would you have me do for you?

 

[SimonBrooke]

I am a would-be sexual slave looking for a master/lover.

Lassie, no offense, take it to the 'BDSM Personals' forum. This area is for discussions, and you'll get a far better response there. Best of luck, I hope you find someone who will be good for you.

 

[justagirlinzh]

Cars turned out to be better than I thought it would be when I saw the trailer.


....what?


*looks around*

 

[MisterSir]

I would really enjoy seeing a picture of your fully-excited cock, perhaps next to a beer can or something, to give me a better perspective of its length and girth.

Pffthahaha, oh God. Prepare to get fucking swamped with messages.

 

[graceanne]

Cars turned out to be better than I thought it would be when I saw the trailer.


....what?


*looks around*

I am SO glad I'm not the only one who's brain went there.

 

[neci]

Matar?

oh honey.... i can see the redneck responses pouring in now....

"looking for a Matar Master"
beer cans and NASCAR...

on this one, i can say i am positive he is out there.

sorry.... i really do wish you luck - i just couldn't help it.

 

[FurryFury]

I'm awfully tempted to post a picture of a nice red mater but I will attempt to restrain myself.

Welcome to the group.

 

[graceanne]

Matar?

oh honey.... i can see the redneck responses pouring in now....

"looking for a Matar Master"
beer cans and NASCAR...

on this one, i can say i am positive he is out there.

sorry.... i really do wish you luck - i just couldn't help it.

If Larry the Cable Guy were a dominant, he'd be a Mater Master.

 

[justagirlinzh]

I am SO glad I'm not the only one who's brain went there.

Haha...

 

[Etoile]

If Larry the Cable Guy were a dominant, he'd be a Mater Master.

That's who that was! As soon as I saw the thread title, I was thinking "hey that's the git-er-done guy!"

 

[Etoile]

I am a would-be sexual slave looking for a master/lover. You must be gentle, preferably Caucasian, with a verifiably clean bill of sexual health, fairly physically fit - and discreet. I am a northeastern Indiana married middle-aged white female with short dark blonde hair, 5”4’ tall, 130 lbs, slender build with smallish breasts.

Your cock cannot be longer than 6 inches, due to the limits of my hysterectomy. I would really enjoy seeing a picture of your fully-excited cock, perhaps next to a beer can or something, to give me a better perspective of its length and girth.

Email me of your interest in training me to serve you properly. What are YOU looking for in a sexual slave? What sorts of things would you have me do for you?

Does your husband know you're looking to cheat?

 

[FurryFury]

God, so many guys LOVE to post pics of their cocks. You better have your PM box ready.

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

*wonders whats so interesting about pics of cocks of some strangers* lol

 

[graceanne]

That's who that was! As soon as I saw the thread title, I was thinking "hey that's the git-er-done guy!"

Oh, we're big larry the cable guy fans around here. K does a great imitation 'that's funny right there, i don't care who you are'.

 

[FurryFury]

*wonders whats so interesting about pics of cocks of some strangers* lol

For me and you, nothing. For someone else, it may be their thang?

 

[StrayKat]

*wonders whats so interesting about pics of cocks of some strangers* lol

Yeah beats me too. Not like there is any lack of them all over the internet.

 

[Etoile]

how about this one?
http://bayimg.com/image/aaepeaacc.jpg



joke ruined by apparent inability to display image argh

 

[WriterDom]

Mater is southern slang for Tomato. I might have one out back

 

[neci]

If Larry the Cable Guy were a dominant, he'd be a Mater Master.

LMFAO!!!!!

 

[graceanne]

how about this one?
http://bayimg.com/image/aaepeaacc.jpg



joke ruined by apparent inability to display image argh

LOL! I love that!

 

[neci]

*wonders whats so interesting about pics of cocks of some strangers* lol

fuck the cocks! i want to see the beer!

 

[neci]

http://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=959468&d=1254246177
i love it Etoile!
i once had someone offer me money to paint pictures of their fighting cocks...
literally.

 

[AbiNormyl]

If Larry the Cable Guy were a dominant, he'd be a Mater Master.

And I am guessing Ron White would be Tater Master?

(ok sorry couldn't help myself, too much Blue Collar Comedy tour)

 

[Art H.]

And I am guessing Ron White would be Tater Master?

(ok sorry couldn't help myself, too much Blue Collar Comedy tour)

Here's yer sign

 

[FurryFury]

Okay, I simply can't resist anymore.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/42/96844335_1ddd56f6c1.jpg?v=0

Btw, your lit "handle" sounds more like a dude to me.