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Bianca_Sommerland

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Call it sick curiousity but I have a need. Yes, some dirty ones to but right now that's not the point. I've noticed several people seem shy about telling each other what they think of there fellow board members. I figured this might help.

Now tommorow I might just pretend starting this thread was due to alcohol and cry innocence, but right now I want to see if anyone is brave enough to take the gloves off.

Let me start. Lance, you are a perv and I want to slap you silly. Now where's that chair? (okay fine, just an excuse to see the chair...and I really want to try it out before I beat you on it...but I'm getting off topic)

JBJ I've noticed you can start an intelligent post and then someone feeds you after midnight and I'm not sure where that smart guy went. Conversations get confusing. And BTW, do you know that with the amount of people who have you on ignore I see more responses to your threads then any other. What's up with that?

Amicus, you are sweet. Not always sure what you are talking about, but you do manage to insult people quite nicely. So polite. I'm looking forward to seeing you lose your cool.

DG I love the humor thread...ummm, okay nothing bad to say yet. But I've got an eye on you. ;)

I'm sure I'm forgetting people, but I'll get to you later. To end my rather confusing ramble I'd like to say the Canadians on this board are the sweetest. The Brits are pretty cool and the American's...well you guys have me thinking Obama is the next Hitler.

Now I will sit back and wait for you all to call this newbie a nut. It's all good. Hope some of you can have fun with this, and if not, it will sink to the depths of the forgotten threads. Whatever the case it will be interesting to see where this goes. ;)
 
Bianca, I've noticed you sometimes confuse "their" and "there" and often misuse "than" and "then". ;):D
 
Ya I do. Been trying to fix that. I type Their automatically. Then and Than is my biggest prob. :eek:

Download the spellcheck program for thread replies...it's the ABC/check logo on the upper right of the Reply to Thread frame. It's a handy tool. I know some folks get excited about what they're typing, so grammar and punctuation are often ignored. These posts aren't exactly term papers, but we are writers after all. ;)
 
Call it sick curiousity but I have a need. Yes, some dirty ones to but right now that's not the point. I've noticed several people seem shy about telling each other what they think of there fellow board members. I figured this might help.

Now tommorow I might just pretend starting this thread was due to alcohol and cry innocence, but right now I want to see if anyone is brave enough to take the gloves off.

Let me start. Lance, you are a perv and I want to slap you silly. Now where's that chair? (okay fine, just an excuse to see the chair...and I really want to try it out before I beat you on it...but I'm getting off)

To end my rather confusing ramble I'd like to say the Canadians on this board are the sweetest.

Perv? Damn, those are words of love Baby. Slap me silly means you'll fuck the shit out of me. My Chair is always ready and I'm Canadian, so do it Honey, let's be brave. I say what's on my mind to everyone and they know it. Be a big girl now and show me what you got.
 
Download the spellcheck program for thread replies...it's the ABC/check logo on the upper right of the Reply to Thread frame. It's a handy tool. I know some folks get excited about what they're typing, so grammar and punctuation are often ignored. These posts aren't exactly term papers, but we are writers after all. ;)

ICAM. I try to double check my spelling and grammer but sometimes I press post and don't double check. Gonna check that tools. Thanks a bunch. ;)
 
Perv? Damn, those are words of love Baby. Slap me silly means you'll fuck the shit out of me. My Chair is always ready and I'm Canadian, so do it Honey, let's be brave. I say what's on my mind to everyone and they know it. Be a big girl now and show me what you got.

Got to agree with you there. Don't see you holding back. So where do you live again? (yes I know, Canada. But BC would be a little too far. ;) )
 
JBJ is the Hallmark cards of ID feelings. That's why he's so great to read sometimes. :D

Amicus loves to talk about the differences between crocodiles and alligators. Neither of which I care to see any closer than I already have.

VM seems like an open minded nice person who loves honey.

Stella is too smart for her own good. (I've said that before) And she often wraps words in cryptic style prose.

Lance I don't know yet. He seems outspoken.

Liar seems so sane you could use him as a moral leveling instrument.

Cigar smoking avatar seems smarter than everyone here.

And our resident bicyclist seems kind hearted. As do the many of you that I'm forgetting.
 
I'm amused at the thought that anyone holds back here on how they really feel.
 
STELLA and me are like Israel & Iran, or Mozart & Salieri. She's infuriated that God mocks her.

LANCE is your girlfriend's pesky little brother; he has no idea whats going on and he wont leave.

VM gets all the living he needs from approved textbooks; he disapproves of people who do things that get put in textbooks.

SR71PLT is Lord Henry Wotton of THE PORTRAIT OF DORIAN GRAY.

Boards can be informative but theyre entertainment; I often remind editors and reporters that the media is part of the entertainment industry, like lap dancers and carnival freaks. So threads must be entertaining or theyre ignored.
 
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STELLA and me are like Israel & Iran, or Mozart & Salieri. She's infuriated that God mocks her.

LANCE is your girlfriend's pesky little brother; he has no idea whats going on and he wont leave.

VM gets all the living he needs from approved textbooks; he disapproves of people who do things that get put in textbooks.

SR71PLT is Lord Henry Wotton of THE PORTRAIT OF DORIAN GRAY.

Boards can be informative but theyre entertainment; I often remind editors and reporters that the media is part of the entertainment industry, like lap dancers and carnival freaks. So threads must be entertaining or theyre ignored.

"Hey Dude, what's happening? Just chillin here with ya'. So like, are you special or something? Oh yeah, I got it dude, you're the freak who likes to dance in guys laps. My sister was right, you are a sick old fuck. Just 'cause you got a couple of grapes and a stubby pencil, it don't make you a guy. They told us in school to watch out for people like you, pervs and all. Dude, keep your hand off me."
 
Hi Bianca, I feel good today. Got up didn't see my name in the obituaries so I can go on with my day. Hope this day finds you in good health.:)
 
"Hey Dude, what's happening? Just chillin here with ya'. So like, are you special or something? Oh yeah, I got it dude, you're the freak who likes to dance in guys laps. My sister was right, you are a sick old fuck. Just 'cause you got a couple of grapes and a stubby pencil, it don't make you a guy. They told us in school to watch out for people like you, pervs and all. Dude, keep your hand off me."
LITTLE CHILDREN Billy Jo Kramer and the Dakotas

You better not tell on me
I'm tellin' you
Little children
You better not tell what you see
And if you're good
I'll give you candy and a quarter
If you're quiet like you oughta be
And keep a secret with me

I wish they would go away
Little children
Now why ain't you playin' outside
I'm askin' you
You can't fool me
'Cause I'm gonna know if you hide
And try to peek
I'm gonna treat you to a movie
Stop your gigglin'
Children do be nice
Like little sugars and spice

You saw me kissin' your sister
You saw me holdin' her hand
But if you snitch to your mother
Your father won't understand

I wish they would take a nap
Little children
Now why don't you go bye-bye
Go anywhere at all
Little children
I know you would go if you tried
Go up the stairs
Me and your sister
We're goin' steady
How can I kiss her
When I'm ready to
With little children like you around
I wonder what can I do around
Little children like you
 
LITTLE CHILDREN Billy Jo Kramer and the Dakotas

You better not tell on me
I'm tellin' you
Little children
You better not tell what you see
And if you're good
I'll give you candy and a quarter
If you're quiet like you oughta be
And keep a secret with me

I wish they would go away
Little children
Now why ain't you playin' outside
I'm askin' you
You can't fool me
'Cause I'm gonna know if you hide
And try to peek
I'm gonna treat you to a movie
Stop your gigglin'
Children do be nice
Like little sugars and spice

You saw me kissin' your sister
You saw me holdin' her hand
But if you snitch to your mother
Your father won't understand

I wish they would take a nap
Little children
Now why don't you go bye-bye
Go anywhere at all
Little children
I know you would go if you tried
Go up the stairs
Me and your sister
We're goin' steady
How can I kiss her
When I'm ready to
With little children like you around
I wonder what can I do around
Little children like you

Figures you'd listen to pedo songs, ya perv. Hey keep your hands off me, I said
 
Hi Bianca, I feel good today. Got up didn't see my name in the obituaries so I can go on with my day. Hope this day finds you in good health.:)

Hey DG. Doing good today. My names not in the obituaries either so I guess that's a plus. Got a bit of a cold but don't think it's anything dire, and so far my kids haven't been sent home for daring to sniffle in class so the days looking up. :D

Gotta check the humor thread and then get started on my day. Hope yours goes well. Hope to see you here tonight! ;)

Mornin Bianca howz youz? Off to work, have a great day...

Good Morning Austin. Not too bad so far. Need coffee!

Have fun at work...if that's possible. Catch you later.


I gotta say, so far this thread has been a lot more cordial then I thought it would be. Whether or not I liked the people some of the insults were funny. Lance, gotta luv ya but JBJ's little brother remark made me chuckle. Penandpaper I liked your observations. They were clever.

It's interesting to see the difference between what you think of someone in the spur of the moment, and what you think about them when you're not in the middle of a debate. Apparently up to date my biggest flaw is grammer :cool: helpful to know. Gotta work on that so my post are more legible. :(

I just thought of something. There was that poster, she was really nice, with the Most Common Errors in Writing...or something like that. What happened with that?
 
I gotta say, so far this thread has been a lot more cordial then I thought it would be. Whether or not I liked the people some of the insults were funny. Lance, gotta luv ya but JBJ's little brother remark made me chuckle. Penandpaper I liked your observations. They were clever.

It's interesting to see the difference between what you think of someone in the spur of the moment, and what you think about them when you're not in the middle of a debate. Apparently up to date my biggest flaw is grammer :cool: helpful to know. Gotta work on that so my post are more legible. :(

I just thought of something. There was that poster, she was really nice, with the Most Common Errors in Writing...or something like that. What happened with that?

I have to agree with the little brother thing too. It made me laugh. Nice to know you still luv me. So I'm in the GTA, closer than you think.. Chair is clean and waiting for you and so am I.:kiss:
 
Hey DG. Doing good today. My names not in the obituaries either so I guess that's a plus. Got a bit of a cold but don't think it's anything dire, and so far my kids haven't been sent home for daring to sniffle in class so the days looking up. :D

Gotta check the humor thread and then get started on my day. Hope yours goes well. Hope to see you here tonight! ;)

I gotta say, so far this thread has been a lot more cordial then I thought it would be. Whether or not I liked the people some of the insults were funny. Lance, gotta luv ya but JBJ's little brother remark made me chuckle. Penandpaper I liked your observations. They were clever.

It's interesting to see the difference between what you think of someone in the spur of the moment, and what you think about them when you're not in the middle of a debate. Apparently up to date my biggest flaw is grammer :cool: helpful to know. Gotta work on that so my post are more legible. :(

I just thought of something. There was that poster, she was really nice, with the Most Common Errors in Writing...or something like that. What happened with that?

I don't have a lot opinions on the people on this forum. I have never met any of them or even talked to them outside the forum. I will say it's a very opinionated forum going either way.

Just by their writing and thoughts there are some I find funny. Others need some serious help. A few hate me and think I'm some guy of horrible demented person, even though they know no more about me than I do them.

To those few, I wouldn't piss up their ass if their guts were on fire. I can only take so much from some idiots. See!!! No names.:)
Oh, Bianca, have a nice day. You seem to be one of the nicer people.
 
I think JBJ hit Lance head on. I don't know if he zinged me just as well, because it's been a long time since I read Dorian. I'd have to go back and check--and might do so if I wasn't content with it falling flat just because I don't remember the characteristics of the character.
 
I think JBJ hit Lance head on. I don't know if he zinged me just as well, because it's been a long time since I read Dorian. I'd have to go back and check--and might do so if I wasn't content with it falling flat just because I don't remember the characteristics of the character.

Henry's okay. He and his old lady have an open marriage, Henry's a bit of a realist with little sentimentality, and mildly cynical. He's also a hedonist who cleans up well.

I think Dorian actually shocks Henry a little.

How am I doing so far?
 
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