The Bear

Yup, gettin' a job in Hollywood is easy if you don't mind playing lies. In case anyone asks, male Kodiaks eat cubs. They don't 'bond' with them. Stupid French film maker . . .
 
Yup, gettin' a job in Hollywood is easy if you don't mind playing lies. In case anyone asks, male Kodiaks eat cubs. They don't 'bond' with them. Stupid French film maker . . .

Sorry there big fellow, thought you would like it.
DG:eek:
 
I appreciate the thought, DG, I really do. And the little guy is cute but the reason my family moved into the suburbs is that the wild is a rough place. You'd think humans would have caught ten thousand years ago, on but your species seems to have a terrible memory. Look at that idiot Treadwell. When he tried to sweet talk cousin Orville one time too many, ROAARR! Take it from me, any bear that isn't civilized enough to wear a hat in public just can't be trusted. ;)
 
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