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yurdamannowdog said:
Okay there "Hammer and Thongs."

By your last statements I have been able to deduce the following things about you.

1. You haven't gotten laid in a year and a half. Laid means fucked and fucked means sex.
2. You haven't ever done anything even mildly creative.
3. You are at least 40lbs over weight. I don't have to convert that into metric do I? You guys are the ones we got this retarded measurement system from right?
4. You have a job in which you report to at least 7 other people more important than you, and even the people who aren't technically your bosses push you around.
5. You are a sad sad man.

If you are actually a woman, this all still applies, but you are probably a lesbian.
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Wow. I didn't believe wrongness of that order was possible outside of a Garbage Can post.
 
yurdamannowdog said:
Okay there "Hammer and Thongs."

By your last statements I have been able to deduce the following things about you.

1. You haven't gotten laid in a year and a half. Laid means fucked and fucked means sex.
2. You haven't ever done anything even mildly creative.
3. You are at least 40lbs over weight. I don't have to convert that into metric do I? You guys are the ones we got this retarded measurement system from right?
4. You have a job in which you report to at least 7 other people more important than you, and even the people who aren't technically your bosses push you around.
5. You are a sad sad man.

If you are actually a woman, this all still applies, but you are probably a lesbian.
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You're video sucks. It assumes everyone knows about Mexican beer which is dumb in itself since most people here are from the US and England and don't drink Mexican beer if they drink beer at all. It also assumes everyone knows and understands what a "rape troll" is. I have no idea myself.
Once confronted with the fact that your video is quite awful you resort the most lame and childish of attempts to distract from that.
So basically you really suck.
 
First of all, yes your paintings and art are not very good. I wasn't just lashing out at you because you didn't like my fake commercial. Your art, technically weak, and superficially uninhibited. Meaning, you are holding back, and if you don't have the technical skill, you have to make up for it with passion, voice, and meaning, all three of which you are lacking.

Second of all, you could be the rape troll for all I know. I could have been dead on with all of my assumptions. I will never know. No one else will ever know. You are a person claiming to be in England, you are this message board, and you don't know what Tecate is. That is all I know about you for sure.

Third of all, guys, even if you really believe that this is some chick, she is not going to come over to your house and blow you for defending her from me on an internet message board. I hate it when guys take up a "chicks" side on message boards because they have that little instinctual voice in the back of their head saying that if they defend the woman she will have sex with them. That is not how it works on the internet for a couple of reasons. One being that she probably has a penis. Two being that she is NOT GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BLOW YOU AND FUCK YOU. Maybe you think she is going to send you naked pictures, but if that's what you really want, go to PornHub.com and jerk it. NO MATTER HOW MANY "EPIC FAIL" PICTURES YOU PUT UP IN RESPONSE TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY, NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU AGREE WITH HER, SHE IS NOT GOING TO DATE YOU!






blunt_trauma said:
could be...

well at least something amusing was created by him.
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yurdamannowdog said:
Okay there "Hammer and Thongs."

By your last statements I have been able to deduce the following things about you.

1. You haven't gotten laid in a year and a half. Laid means fucked and fucked means sex.
2. You haven't ever done anything even mildly creative.
3. You are at least 40lbs over weight. I don't have to convert that into metric do I? You guys are the ones we got this retarded measurement system from right?
4. You have a job in which you report to at least 7 other people more important than you, and even the people who aren't technically your bosses push you around.
5. You are a sad sad man.

If you are actually a woman, this all still applies, but you are probably a lesbian.
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Good god man what are you 12? What next? "I know you are but what am I?"
 
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yurdamannowdog said:
First of all, yes your paintings and art are not very good. I wasn't just lashing out at you because you didn't like my fake commercial. Your art, technically weak, and superficially uninhibited. Meaning, you are holding back, and if you don't have the technical skill, you have to make up for it with passion, voice, and meaning, all three of which you are lacking.
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yup, everyone hates it, it never sells, no gallery will exhibit it and i get terrible feedback from fellow artists. my heart is fair breaking!

:)
 
No one got raped.

:mad::mad:

He could at least have raped someone a little bit, or even fingered a passed out girl.
 
MechaBlade said:
No one got raped.

:mad::mad:

He could at least have raped someone a little bit, or even fingered a passed out girl.
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that ad would be banned here under the trade descriptions act.

though the lack of females in his little project is hardly surprising really.
 
You are a person claiming to be in England, you are this message board, and you don't know what Tecate is. That is all I know about you for sure.


fuck me, I know you're popular, blunty, but this is a bit strong. there are other posters out here too in this limp and desolate void we call the internets ;)



k. went and checked out the ad.
i can tell that didn't receive sponsorship.


maybe he was pissed while making it and so thought it funnier than it was. oh well. the fridge door's sound opening and closing had a little je ne c'est quoi, particularly when juxtaposed with the light switching on and off. but the rest of it held nothing. I'm not even sure what we are meant to be enjoying. Alan Sugar wouldn't have bought it. no way, hosé.
 
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