Black people never want to be held responsible for their ancestors' behavior

[Byron In Exile]

And, when you think about it... why should they be?

They weren't even born, had nothing to do with any of it...

"Hey, guess what? Your great-grandpa murdered someone. You're going to jail."

"Guess what else? Someone with the same skin color you have did something bad. You're going to jail for that, too."

"And, by the way, you're breathing air just like Charles Manson did, so more jail time for that as well."

 

[blunt_trauma]

are you saying i should stop throwing fruit at german exchange students?

 

[Byron In Exile]

are you saying i should stop throwing fruit at german exchange students?

Yes. You should not be throwing fruit at them... you should be stabbing them and burning their corpses in large piles.

After all, don't they speak German? And haven't there been people who did bad things who also spoke German? The logic here is fairly simple.

 

[butters]

meh

...

 

[blunt_trauma]

Yes. You should not be throwing fruit at them... you should be stabbing them and burning their corpses in large piles.

After all, don't they speak German? And haven't there been people who did bad things who also spoke German? The logic here is fairly simple.

i see your point.
i will do that, instead of what i usually do...pin them down and draw on hitler mustaches in permanent marker.

 

[Byron In Exile]

i see your point.
i will do that, instead of what i usually do...pin them down and draw on hitler mustaches in permanent marker.

Not so fast, there...

That's a good idea. You can do both. Pin them down, draw on the Hitler moustache, stab them, and then burn them. Show the evil Germans, who are basically just larval Hitlers waiting to hatch, that we're not to be trifled with.

 

[butters]

I think the Egyptians could come in for some schtick

 

[blunt_trauma]

I think the Egyptians could come in for some schtick

the bastards!
...shit! kidlet is 1/4 evil slave trader!

 

[Byron In Exile]

I think the Egyptians could come in for some schtick

It's the Hittites I think need to be taught a lesson.

Bastards used to sit people down on wooden spikes.

We need to screen the entire population for traces of Hittite DNA.

They've hidden amongst us for thousands of years. It's high time to root them out and deal with them.

 

[butters]

meh - mine have a pointy helmeted x jewish x garlic-eating frenchiness heritage too, as well as other things. maybe I should disown them. maybe I should disown myself, extrapolating!

 

[blunt_trauma]

i'm a little bit jewish...
i shall report to palestine to be 1/8 punished!

 

[blunt_trauma]

fuck! i'm english AND irish.
i need to spank myself for the potato famine and pull my hair for the bombings.

 

[CaptainKirk]

are you saying i should stop throwing fruit at german exchange students?

Well, that depends...


...are we talking cherries or watermelons?

I'm Austrian... did I (i.e. my ancestors) do anything bad? Oh wait; I'm also German.

Uh oh...

 

[butters]

It's the Hittites I think need to be taught a lesson.

Bastards used to sit people down on wooden spikes.

We need to screen the entire population for traces of Hittite DNA.

They've hidden amongst us for thousands of years. It's high time to root them out and deal with them.

be sure not to confuse them with the Hattians *nods*


now where'd Attilla's offspring get to ... they need crucifying or something

 

[blunt_trauma]

Well, that depends...


...are we talking cherries or watermelons?

I'm Austrian... did I (i.e. my ancestors) do anything bad? Oh wait; I'm also German.

Uh oh...

peaches.

tinned.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Well, that depends...


...are we talking cherries or watermelons?

I'm Austrian... did I (i.e. my ancestors) do anything bad? Oh wait; I'm also German.

Uh oh...

Austrian? Joseph Fritzl was Austrian. So was Hitler.

You have some major shit to answer for, buddy...

 

[butters]

Austrian? Joseph Fritzl was Austrian. So was Hitler.

You have some major shit to answer for, buddy...

and that's not even starting on The Federation's issues with Clingons ...

 

[Byron In Exile]

now where'd Attilla's offspring get to ... they need crucifying or something

Russians.

Murdering fuckers.

Should've nuked 'em when we had the overwhelming advantage.

 

[Byron In Exile]

and that's not even starting on The Federation's issues with Clingons ...

We should probably deal with the real people first, and save the fantasy ones for later...

 

[blunt_trauma]

i think we may have to nuke the whole damn planet.
we're all evil.

 

[butters]

i think we may have to nuke the whole damn planet.
we're all evil.

but if we did that, we'd have no-one left to punish for the sins of their ancestors.

where would that leave us, huh? sheesh.

 

[CaptainKirk]

peaches.

tinned.

Oh, well in that case... bombs away! ...unless you're throwing the tins, too.

Austrian? Joseph Fritzl was Austrian. So was Hitler.

You have some major shit to answer for, buddy...

I'm trimming my moustache to look like Hitler's right now, so Blunt can save ink in her markers.

I'm so ashamed.

and that's not even starting on The Federation's issues with Clingons ...

Hey, they started it! ...and they rook rike Mongrorians. Damn you, Mongrorians!

Oh, by the way... it's 'Klingons' with a 'K'. Trekkers are annoying, aren't they?

 

[Byron In Exile]

i think we may have to nuke the whole damn planet.
we're all evil.

Well, mathematically, you have a valid point.

If one were to trace one's ancestry back 33 generations, that would yield 8.5 billion ancestors. That's larger than the population of the planet today, which means that that far back, all of humanity has the same ancestors.

So, technically, if we're to assume that our ancestors' crimes are ours as well, then no-one escapes punishment, and we must all put ourselves to death.

There are still enough nuclear weapons available to accomplish this; we just need to figure out a way to get them in the air.

 

[butters]

Oh, by the way... it's 'Klingons' with a 'K'. Trekkers are annoying, aren't they?

Not in the least. Unless you insist on dressing up for Christmas dinner. That can be mildly nauseous.
"The Federation's issues with Clingons" ... just a little play on words, Cap'n. Warp speed ahead or shall we employ the cloaking device? mwahahaha

 

[blunt_trauma]

Oh, well in that case... bombs away! ...unless you're throwing the tins, too.

lost my can opener