Charlie Sheen's letter to the president!

Mr. President the parallels are not distorted just because you say they are. Let’s stick to the facts. You promised to abolish the Patriot Act and then voted to re-authorize it. You pledged to end warrantless wire tapping against the American people and now energetically defend it. You decried the practice of rendition and now continue it. You promised over and over again on the campaign trail, that you would end the practice of indefinite detention and instead, you have expanded it to permanent detention of “detainees” without trial. This far exceeds the outrages of the former administration. Call me crazy Mr. President, but is this not your record?

-Charlie Sheen
 
I said from day one Obama was about as much "change" as McCain.

Still...better than Palin.
 
Charlie Sheen. Now there's a heavy thinker. I wonder whatever happened to Emilio?
 
Mr. President the parallels are not distorted just because you say they are. Let’s stick to the facts. You promised to abolish the Patriot Act and then voted to re-authorize it. You pledged to end warrantless wire tapping against the American people and now energetically defend it. You decried the practice of rendition and now continue it. You promised over and over again on the campaign trail, that you would end the practice of indefinite detention and instead, you have expanded it to permanent detention of “detainees” without trial. This far exceeds the outrages of the former administration. Call me crazy Mr. President, but is this not your record?

-Charlie Sheen

There is no way he wrote that without significant help.

I saw him on Who want's to be a Millionaire.

He couldn't figure out what continent was closer to the intersection of the Greenwich Time and the Equator.

He was really considering Australia for Christ's sake.
 
There is no way he wrote that without significant help.

I saw him on Who want's to be a Millionaire.

He couldn't figure out what continent was closer to the intersection of the Greenwich Time and the Equator.

He was really considering Australia for Christ's sake.

His original guess was actually Antarctica. 0 degrees long. x 0 degrees lat.

But he was so cute when he gave that answer.
 
Holy crap some of the comments at the bottom are priceless. Not sure if they are serious.
 
Mr. President the parallels are not distorted just because you say they are. Let’s stick to the facts. You promised to abolish the Patriot Act and then voted to re-authorize it. You pledged to end warrantless wire tapping against the American people and now energetically defend it. You decried the practice of rendition and now continue it. You promised over and over again on the campaign trail, that you would end the practice of indefinite detention and instead, you have expanded it to permanent detention of “detainees” without trial. This far exceeds the outrages of the former administration. Call me crazy Mr. President, but is this not your record?

-Charlie Sheen

Translation: I can't believe that myself and millions of others were dumb enough to buy into your shit. It turns out that those anti-Obama types, who we all simply accused of racism, were right all along. I feel like a complete 'tard, and it's all your fault.

-Sucka.
 
Oh. My. Fucking. God. Do you mean to tell me another Whig/Federalist/Democratic-Repuplican/Democrat/Republican ecetera has LIED to gain public office?
*avery*
 
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