The longest sentence ever written

[Tio_Narratore]

glue sniffers, an unfortunate side effect suffered by origami novices who cannot get their papyrus to do want they want it to do and so they resort to not only to glue but also

to staples and a variety of bodily fluids to serve as additional adhesives in their efforts to play papyritic alchemists and turn binders full of lined loose leaf into working models of female

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

to staples and a variety of bodily fluids to serve as additional adhesives in their efforts to play papyritic alchemists and turn binders full of lined loose leaf into working models of female

cherubim though their artistic creations are far from angelic, more like

 

[Tio_Narratore]

school girls in their senior year wearing the same kilts they bought when they were freshmen just so their teachers would

 

[TE999]

school girls in their senior year wearing the same kilts they bought when they were freshmen just so their teachers would

see that they wore no panties when they sat in the front row and opened their legs, hoping that a dishy man or woman would invite them to stay after class and...

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

see that they wore no panties when they sat in the front row and opened their legs, hoping that a dishy man or woman would invite them to stay after class and...

write 100 lines saying "I must not show my pussy in class" and they learned their lesson the hard way and no longer display their femininity in such a way, so instead they now flash

 

[Tio_Narratore]

photos taken with their well-concealed cell phones as they enjoy the personal ringtones vibrating in heir

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

photos taken with their well-concealed cell phones as they enjoy the personal ringtones vibrating in heir

handbags, after all, no girl is complete without a variety of objects stashed away in their handbag from condoms to tampons, from pens to

 

[Tio_Narratore]

parasols, and a panoply of penile pretenders, ready at hand should the occasion warrant their use in a spontaneous re-enactment of the ancient Sybaritic ritual of

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

parasols, and a panoply of penile pretenders, ready at hand should the occasion warrant their use in a spontaneous re-enactment of the ancient Sybaritic ritual of

dildo dancing, a variation of "Come Dancing" where they place the object upright in the centre of the dance floor and the girls then

 

[TE999]

dildo dancing, a variation of "Come Dancing" where they place the object upright in the centre of the dance floor and the girls then

remove their panties and play stoop tag until the last girl has

 

[Tio_Narratore]

remove their panties and play stoop tag until the last girl has


added her natural lubricants to the erect fetish in preparation for the climax of the ritual, when all the girls

 

[TE999]

remove their panties and play stoop tag until the last girl has


added her natural lubricants to the erect fetish in preparation for the climax of the ritual, when all the girls

pay homage to the phallus with their tongues, and then form a chain around it where every girls head is between another girls...

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

pay homage to the phallus with their tongues, and then form a chain around it where every girls head is between another girls...

boyfriend with her eyes fixed upon the rosy....

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

boyfriend with her eyes fixed upon the rosy....

cheeks of his face, caused by hyperventilation from over-stretching his

 

[CharleyH]

I think we would have difficulty meeting the Guinness Book of Records requirement. I think, but I'm not sure, that someone actually wrote a complete novel as one sentence.

We have had long sentences before in the Author's Hangout. I posted one as a competition entry: Breathless Stargazing.

Og

As far as I know, Og (without reading more of this thread) you wrote the longest sentence on Lit so far. Didn't/haven't you?

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

cheeks of his face, caused by hyperventilation from over-stretching his

zipper which stuck in the tender skin of his...

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

zipper which stuck in the tender skin of his...

action man doll, a most horrifying experience for any man and can render an alpha male into

 

[Tio_Narratore]

action man doll, a most horrifying experience for any man and can render an alpha male into

his beta half, leaving him with the laundry, the shopping, the cooking, the cleaning, and a whole slew of children to bring to

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

his beta half, leaving him with the laundry, the shopping, the cooking, the cleaning, and a whole slew of children to bring to

the zoo to meet...

 

[TE999]

the zoo to meet...

their first cousins in the baboon compound, only proving that...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

their first cousins in the baboon compound, only proving that...

even if you lead a person to a relative, they still won't recognize

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

even if you lead a person to a relative, they still won't recognize

the intrinsic value of a...

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

the intrinsic value of a...

banana eating mammal which is also found in the human zoo and renowned for very odd behaviour, in fact one was spotted only last week doing

 

[Tio_Narratore]

banana eating mammal which is also found in the human zoo and renowned for very odd behaviour, in fact one was spotted only last week doing




a series of incomplete cartwheels in a valiant attempt to prove that

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

banana eating mammal which is also found in the human zoo and renowned for very odd behaviour, in fact one was spotted only last week doing




a series of incomplete cartwheels in a valiant attempt to prove that

gravity is as unpredictable as they are but all they succeeded in proving was