Mad Libs or see how I've not grown?

[ZRT]

Rules of the game:

After all necessary words are collected, somebody go to the linked story, enter them, and give us the results, then pick another.

For the starting game-
http://www.eduplace.com/tales/content/wwt_021.html

We need the following words, in this order

verb ending with -ing
past tense verb
place
adjective
animal (singular)
male
singular noun
past tense verb
animal (singular)
number
number
plural noun

Each poster is allowed to contribute one word to the story. State what word you are supplying, such as 'Verb ending with -ing: riding' and await the zany results.

FOR THOSE NOT FAMILIAR WITH MAD LIBS:

Mad Libs are an old game, dunno anything about their history...
Shit, now I'm curious, I'll have to look it up later.

Anyway, the game involves taking a short story of some kind and deleting certain key words. The players, having not read the story, choose words of the type that were deleted from the story, which are then inserted, the result read, and hilarity ensues.

...what this place will come up with should be interesting.

Game on!

 

[the captians wench]

I'll bite.

verb ending with -ing sucking
past tense verb
place
adjective
animal (singular)
male
singular noun
past tense verb
animal (singular)
number
number
plural noun

 

[Keroin]

Animal (singular): tse tse fly

 

[ZRT]

verb ending with -ing sucking
past tense verb mowed
place
adjective
animal (singular)
male
singular noun
past tense verb
animal (singular)tse tse fly
number
number
plural noun

 

[00Syd]

past tense verb: googled

 

[00Syd]

verb ending with -ing sucking
past tense verb mowed
place
adjective
animal (singular)
male
singular noun
past tense verb
animal (singular)tse tse fly
number
number
plural noun

Aw, nuts. Beat me to it. Fine, uhm.....

Place: Tanzania

 

[HisSexyPet]

verb ending with -ing sucking
past tense verb mowed
placeTanzania
adjective big
animal (singular) tse tse fly
male
singular noun
past tense verb
animal (singular)
number
number
plural noun

 

[graceanne]

animal (singular): squirell

 

[ZRT]

Screw one word per poster, that's too cumbersome.

I'm gonna go get a shower and see what y'all have got when I come back.

 

[the captians wench]

verb ending with -ing sucking
past tense verb mowed
placeTanzania
adjective big
animal (singular) tse tse fly
male
singular noun box
past tense verb
animal (singular)squirell
number
number
plural noun

 

[HisSexyPet]

verb ending with -ing sucking
past tense verb mowed
place Tanzania
adjective big
animal (singular) tse tse fly
male
singular noun box
past tense verb
animal (singular) squirell
number 13
number
plural noun

 

[the captians wench]

verb ending with -ing sucking
past tense verb mowed
place Tanzania
adjective big
animal (singular) tse tse fly
male
singular noun box
past tense verb
animal (singular) squirell
number 13
number1293
plural noun

 

[ZRT]

verb ending with -ing sucking
past tense verb mowed
place Tanzania
adjective big
animal (singular) tse tse fly
male Bob
singular noun box
past tense verb
animal (singular) squirell
number 13
number1293
plural noun

Two more to go!

 

[BiBunny]

verb ending with -ing sucking
past tense verb mowed
place Tanzania
adjective big
animal (singular) tse tse fly
male Bob
singular noun box
past tense verb
animal (singular) squirell
number 13
number1293
plural noun boxed

One more!

 

[ZRT]

verb ending with -ing sucking
past tense verb mowed
place Tanzania
adjective big
animal (singular) tse tse fly
male Bob
singular noun box
past tense verb Defenestrated
animal (singular) squirell
number 13
number1293
plural noun boxed

...and!

Pet Show

While I was sucking to the bus after school, I saw a poster announcing that a pet show would be held the next day in Tanzania. I was so big! I couldn't wait to enter my pet tse tse fly, Bob, in the show.

The next morning at the pet show, Bob balanced a big box on his nose. Then he defenestrated around three plastic boxes. Suddenly, a big squirell bumped into Bob. He mowed 13 feet in the air. The judge made a terrible face when he saw what happened, so I didn't think Bob would win. Imagine my surprise when he won the number 1293 prize! I was happy to have a great tse tse fly like Bob.


Hmmm...

We can do better. But I am proud of Bob.

 

[ZRT]

Round two! In honor of what seems like half the posters here on some days, we will have a Hannukah Party

male Justin Timberlake
city or town
adjective
singular noun
female
singular noun
exclamation
male
present tense verb

 

[MisterSir]

male Justin Timberlake
city or town Walla Walla, Washington
adjective
singular noun
female
singular noun
exclamation
male
present tense verb

Inspired, of course, by a classic WLIIA bit.

 

[00Syd]

male: Justin Timberlake
city or town: Walla Walla, Washington
adjective: furry
singular noun
female
singular noun
exclamation
male
present tense verb

 

[rinka]

male: Justin Timberlake
city or town: Walla Walla, Washington
adjective: furry
singular noun vulva
female
singular noun
exclamation
male
present tense verb

 

[missy_me]

male: Justin Timberlake
city or town: Walla Walla, Washington
adjective: furry
singular noun vulva
female: Sarah Palin
singular noun
exclamation
male
present tense verb

 

[Keroin]

male: Justin Timberlake
city or town: Walla Walla, Washington
adjective: furry
singular noun vulva
female: Sarah Palin
singular noun
exclamation
male: Dr Mbale Illiago Mbembe
present tense verb

 

[00Syd]

male: Justin Timberlake
city or town: Walla Walla, Washington
adjective: furry
singular noun vulva
female: Sarah Palin
singular noun
exclamation: Huzzah!
male: Dr Mbale Illiago Mbembe
present tense verb

 

[CurlyKat]

male: Justin Timberlake
city or town: Walla Walla, Washington
adjective: furry
singular noun vulva
female: Sarah Palin
singular noun: coffee table
exclamation: Huzzah!
male: Dr Mbale Illiago Mbembe
present tense verb

 

[HisSexyPet]

male: Justin Timberlake
city or town: Walla Walla, Washington
adjective: furry
singular noun vulva
female: Sarah Palin
singular noun coffee table
exclamation: Huzzah!
male: Dr Mbale Illiago Mbembe
present tense verb sing

 

[ZRT]

Okay, this one turned out better just by dint of the presence of our future President.

The Hanukkah Party

Last week my whole family went to a Hanukkah party at my Uncle Justin Timberlake's house in Walla Walla, Washington. The first thing we did when we got there was open presents. Uncle Justin Timberlake always gives us furry presents. This year he gave me a vulva and my little sister, Sarah Palin, a coffee table.

“Huzzah!, Uncle Justin Timberlake,” I said, “How did you know I wanted a vulva?”

Then Sarah Palin, my cousins, and I played a dreidel game. My cousin Dr Mbale Illiago Mbembe put an empty bowl in the center of the table, and gave us each our own pile of candy for the game. Sarah Palin went first, spun a shin, and had to put a piece of her candy in the bowl. I could tell she wanted to sing, but she knew she had to behave. The bowl continued to fill with candy, with most of us spinning shin. Then I spun a gimel. I got the whole bowl of candy!

On the way home, I whispered to Sarah Palin that I would share my candy with her, but she had fallen fast asleep.