What does The Grateful Dead and The Jonas Brothers have in common?

[Liar]

Apparently, they're gay bands.

Oh and also Bob Dylan, Eminem, Metallica, Jay-Z, Kate Bush, Ravi Shankar, Barry Manilow, Björk, Frank Sinatra and Ted Nugent.

Just so you know.

 

[3113]

Apparently, they're gay bands.

Oh and also Bob Dylan, Eminem, Metallica, Jay-Z, Kate Bush, Ravi Shankar, Barry Manilow, Björk, Frank Sinatra and Ted Nugent.

Just so you know.

Well, Jay-Z I figured, but Eminem, huh? I never suspected.

And Björk is just Icelandic.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Apparently, they're gay bands.

Oh and also Bob Dylan, Eminem, Metallica, Jay-Z, Kate Bush, Ravi Shankar, Barry Manilow, Björk, Frank Sinatra and Ted Nugent.

Just so you know.

Guess this is what Sinatra gets for insisting upon doing it his way

 

[penandpaper]

"We Strongly recommend that you burn the CDs. Make sure your child is watching. Make sure they can feel the heat. It is crucial that the image remains emblazoned in their young minds. They need to know that if they continue to listen to these bands they may Burn eternally as well."

Damn...So that's what hell is like, millions of burning CD's. Thank god all my music is on iTunes so I can't burn it. Oh wait, maybe if I take him literally I can...I shall go forth and "burn" millions of Ani Difranco and Vampire Weekend, and oh shit, let's not forget Rush CD's.

 

[jomar]

Looks like I'm gonna get turned!

Oh, and rumor has it that Eminem is a deeply closeted gay.

But I don't get Nugent - he was a huge hound back in the day. Even his wife said he was a bag 'em and tag 'em kind of guy.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Looks like I'm gonna get turned!

Oh, and rumor has it that Eminem is a deeply closeted gay.

But I don't get Nugent - he was a huge hound back in the day. Even his wife said he was a bag 'em and tag 'em kind of guy.

The note for Nugent implied he got tagged because of his wearing a loin cloth

 

[penandpaper]

I just noticed his video link is on "Funny or Die." ???

I watched the song (worst three minutes of my life besides the time I got stung in the nuts by a hornet), and I can vaguely understand why it's on the website. It's funny, in a very sad sort of way; especially the ending where he turns to the camera and asks, "Are you coming?" But, does anyone know if he's trying to create a realistically looking spoof, or is actually serious?

 

[Handley_Page]

Who, really, gives a Damn ?
Without some of those bands, music would not have evolved in the way it has (some debate there, I suspect).
What would that twerp have us listening to, Gospel all day ?.
Wholesome family singsongs ?
And can he prove any of that guff ?

. . . . The cracked brass bell will ring,
to summon back the Fire Witch
to the Court of the Crimson King. . . . . .

Put the LP on someone please. . . . .
and pass me the scotch

 

[DeeZire]

George Strait and Toby Keith are propagating a gay message? WTF? I'd love to see this guy walk up to Toby Keith backstage and say it to his face. Toby is over 6 feet tall, and a redneck. Rednecks don't like being called gay.

ETA: I sent the link to Toby Keith. Hopefully, TK will show up at one of this dude's performances and hand him a can of whup-ass.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I fucking knew it!

I'm slashing Jonas Brothers meets Metallica right now.

 

[DesertPirate]

George Strait and Toby Keith are propagating a gay message? WTF? I'd love to see this guy walk up to Toby Keith backstage and say it to his face. Toby is over 6 feet tall, and a redneck. Rednecks don't like being called gay.

ETA: I sent the link to Toby Keith. Hopefully, TK will show up at one of this dude's performances and hand him a can of whup-ass.

He's actually about 6' 4" somthing like a small mountain.
How the ever tagged him or George Strait Ill never figure out.

 

[driphoney]

He's actually about 6' 4" somthing like a small mountain.
How the ever tagged him or George Strait Ill never figure out.

So funny!

 

[TE999]

This wack-job is nucking futz.

The Rolling Stones?

Toby Keith?

Bob Dylan?

The Doors?

They're gay???

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

If this is what being a Xtian does to your brain, I'm glad I'm religiously neutral.

 

[DesertPirate]

This wack-job is nucking futz.

The Rolling Stones?

Toby Keith?

Bob Dylan?

The Doors?

They're gay???

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

If this is what being a Xtian does to your brain, I'm glad I'm religiously neutral.

This clown has nothing to do with a "real" religion, he's just a nut case.
Has flogging really been banned?

 

[sophia jane]

I can't believe this is a legit website. Did anyone look at the "products" for sale?!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I figure he's a closet pedophile drumming up contacts.

 

[3113]

Who, really, gives a Damn ?

Hey, I give a damn! I don't wanna be listening to singer who might turn me into a lesbian! Well... Now that I think about it, if music has that kind of power, it might be interesting.

I mean, that's the danger right? That the gay music will turn you gay?

But, if there are musicians who can turn one gay, there has to be others who can turn gay straight, so by listening to the right music you can go back and forth, right?

 

[john-the-author]

I keep thinking that this is a deep finesse, like the Landover Baptist Church.

OTOH, there is no measure of parody that fuckwits like these can't exceed on their own, so it's not always possible to tell.

 

[penandpaper]

I think the entire thing is a farce. I believe the man is a comedian, going for the Colbert inspired slam-dunk.

 

[3113]

I've been listening to a lot of Dylan. Do I like men because it's turned me into a gay man?

 

[Handley_Page]

I've been listening to a lot of Dylan. Do I like men because it's turned me into a gay man?

I dread to think what it's supposed to me !