I'm coming clean... and apologizing.

[Beco]

I'm having a really hard time swallowing this.

That would be a first!!

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

...........

 

[Recidiva]

...........

Maybe if you apologized specifically for stuff like...

Hoping my dog eats my son.

Accusing me of having an affair.

Harassing my husband for your perceived deficits in his appearance.

Harassing my husband for your perceived thoughts on his nonexistent infidelity.

Harassing my husband for your thoughts regarding his nonexistent illegitimate children.

Then I'll probably still not believe you, but not with quite so much contempt.

But considering you've given so many nonspecific blanket apologies in the past and then continued with all your lying bullshit unabated, I won't hold my breath.

Go ahead, put it in writing.

 

[blunt_trauma]

ahhhh, NOW i get this thread!

 

[Recidiva]

ahhhh, NOW i get this thread!

What's not to get up front?

 

[Saint Peter]

I photoshopped this av.

I hope you all can forgive me.

 

[blunt_trauma]

I photoshopped this av.

I hope you all can forgive me.

no. i don't.
you went too far.

 

[Saint Peter]

no. i don't.
you went too far.

Can I wear your undies? Just for a minute or two?

 

[Recidiva]

I photoshopped this av.

I hope you all can forgive me.

I'm treating you differently now.

Because I'm shallow as all hell and isn't everyone?

 

[Saint Peter]

I'm treating you differently now.

Because I'm shallow as all hell and isn't everyone?

Can I wear your undies? Just for a minute or two?

 

[TurdFergeson]

I'm going to use this opportunity to apologize in advance.

I know I'll fuck up eventually.

 

[blunt_trauma]

Can I wear your undies? Just for a minute or two?

no. fuck off.

 

[Recidiva]

I'm going to use this opportunity to apologize in advance.

I know I'll fuck up eventually.

Fortunately I've yet to see you make some wild drunken accusation based on just wanting to hurt someone because you're in incoherent pain.

What have I missed?

 

[Saint Peter]

no. fuck off.

I am guessing this leaves playing with your titties out of the question.

 

[Recidiva]

Can I wear your undies? Just for a minute or two?

Okay. But please keep them.

 

[Batch]

I am guessing this leaves playing with your titties out of the question.

Oh, how quickly the romance withers.

 

[blunt_trauma]

I am guessing this leaves playing with your titties out of the question.

i'm fairly sure i made that clear several days ago.
but feel free to continue being an arse.

 

[Saint Peter]

i'm fairly sure i made that clear several days ago.
but feel free to continue being an arse.

You new av stirred me. Sorry.

 

[TurdFergeson]

Fortunately I've yet to see you make some wild drunken accusation based on just wanting to hurt someone because you're in incoherent pain.

What have I missed?

You!

Your Mother Was a Hamster and Your Father Smelt of Elderberries!

I fart in your general direction!

 

[Recidiva]

You!

Your Mother Was a Hamster and Your Father Smelt of Elderberries!

I fart in your general direction!

Being kinda cute by quoting Monty Python does not count.

You'll have to try harder if you want to qualify for the incoherent rage monkey squad.

 

[TurdFergeson]

Being kinda cute by quoting Monty Python does not count.

You'll have to try harder if you want to qualify for the incoherent rage monkey squad.

Like water off a duck's back.

 

[Beco]

Don't forget choking to death in a sand storm on route home from adopting an African baby.

Adopting African babies are all the rage...

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Adopting African babies are all the rage...

Glad to see I still have the General Board's collective panties in a knot over my fake death prank.

I'll have you people twisting to that one for decades to come.

 

[Rockie Montana]

Maybe if you apologized specifically for stuff like...

Hoping my dog eats my son.

Accusing me of having an affair.

Harassing my husband for your perceived deficits in his appearance.

Harassing my husband for your perceived thoughts on his nonexistent infidelity.

Harassing my husband for your thoughts regarding his nonexistent illegitimate children.

Then I'll probably still not believe you, but not with quite so much contempt.

But considering you've given so many nonspecific blanket apologies in the past and then continued with all your lying bullshit unabated, I won't hold my breath.

Go ahead, put it in writing.

Why is it so fucking hard for you idiots to comprehend LadyF and RoryN are the SAME POSTER!

 

[great lover]

Why is it so fucking hard for you idiots to comprehend LadyF and RoryN are the SAME POSTER!

BECAUSE THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO HAVE MET RORYN AND PEOPLE WHO HAVE MET LADYF.