Le Jacquelope
Loves Spam
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they would suck up all the world's water and oxygen and sell it to you. It'd be the ultimate revenue stream - you'd either make second by second micropayments and pay for every drink, or your enviro suit would suddenly lose access.
But of course they can't do that yet so they'll vigorously deny it. Of course they'd rather just pollute the fuck out of everything
er, I mean, oppose regulations that ensure drinkable water and breathable air
and sell you bottled water instead. How far away are tickets to oxygen bars, anyway?
oh wait a minute...
But of course they can't do that yet so they'll vigorously deny it. Of course they'd rather just pollute the fuck out of everything
er, I mean, oppose regulations that ensure drinkable water and breathable air
and sell you bottled water instead. How far away are tickets to oxygen bars, anyway?
oh wait a minute...