Villain : What I've Done

[Samuelx]

And now...Titties and Beer.

What? If everyone else is posting non-sequitors, I can, too.

Sexist. lol.

 

[ZRT]

That's why we pray to the gods of Africa for the destruction of the white person.

All of 'em? Dude, that's a lot of gods. Do you divvy up the whole prayer-tasking, or are you each expected to pray to every damn last god?

So, um, where were the gods of Africa when white folks were kidnapping our ancestors and stuff? Or in my case, punting them out of Georgia as well.

Pretty lazy-ass gods, you ask me. That's why I only respect gods cool enough to get their own comic books.

Yeah yeah, said I was leaving, but couldn't resist.

 

[BiBunny]

Sexist. lol.

You obviously didn't watch the whole thing. There's a "Weiners and Wine" in there, too. Equal opportunity pervert.

 

[Samuelx]

All of 'em? Dude, that's a lot of gods. Do you divvy up the whole prayer-tasking, or are you each expected to pray to every damn last god?

So, um, where were the gods of Africa when white folks were kidnapping our ancestors and stuff? Or in my case, punting them out of Georgia as well.

Pretty lazy-ass gods, you ask me. That's why I only respect gods cool enough to get their own comic books.

Yeah yeah, said I was leaving, but couldn't resist.

I am one of the African gods come back to life....I was once known as Anansi the Trickster, worshiped by the Ashanti People.

 

[ZRT]

I am one of the African gods come back to life....I was once known as Anansi the Trickster, worshiped by the Ashanti People.

Do you do birthday parties? My nephew is totally your biggest fan.

Edit- But you still don't have a comic book, so I'm not into you. Sorry.

 

[Samuelx]

Do you do birthday parties? My nephew is totally your biggest fan.

Edit- But you still don't have a comic book, so I'm not into you. Sorry.

I appeared in Spiderman once.

 

[ZRT]

I appeared in Spiderman once.

Okay, we're down.

What sort of offerings do you prefer?

 

[Samuelx]

Okay, we're down.

What sort of offerings do you prefer?

One of my favorite tricks ? The destruction of the White Devil.

 

[MisterSir]

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

 

[ZRT]

One of my favorite tricks ? The destruction of the White Devil.

Let me know when you get around to that. Anyway, I saw Copperfield make the Statue of Liberty disappear, and that was pretty cool.

So should I cancel the order on the goat I was going to sacrifice in your honor?

 

[ZRT]

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because he knew that smarmy bastard Picard was going to slurp it down by the gallon.

 

[MisterSir]

Because he knew that smarmy bastard Picard was going to slurp it down by the gallon.

Wrong.

Because all proper tea is theft.

 

[Samuelx]

Let me know when you get around to that. Anyway, I saw Copperfield make the Statue of Liberty disappear, and that was pretty cool.

So should I cancel the order on the goat I was going to sacrifice in your honor?

Sacrifice me a cracker instead.

 

[ZRT]

Sacrifice me a cracker instead.

Will you be satisfied by a Saltine, or do I need to drag a screaming orphan from a home and tear out his heart all Aztec style?

'Cause I'm kind of squeamish about that sort of thing, and I haven't sharpened my pocketknife in ages.

 

[ZRT]

Wrong.

Because all proper tea is theft.

Please to be translating for the non-British among us, because I'm totally not getting this one.

But I bet it's hilarious in context.

No, really.

Fake edit- OH SHIT, I get it now. Duh.

 

[Samuelx]

Please to be translating for the non-British among us, because I'm totally not getting this one.

But I bet it's hilarious in context.

No, really.

Fake edit- OH SHIT, I get it now. Duh.

Speak American.

 

[MisterSir]

Please to be translating for the non-British among us, because I'm totally not getting this one.

But I bet it's hilarious in context.

No, really.

Fake edit- OH SHIT, I get it now. Duh.

Bah. It was a communism joke! I thought it was excellent when I first heard it

 

[ZRT]

Speak American.

I could Babelfish my way through some Haitian Creole, if you would prefer.

 

[ZRT]

I thought it was excellent when I first heard it

We'll discuss your personal failings at length in another thread, right now we're busy throwing down the white devil.

 

[Samuelx]

I could Babelfish my way through some Haitian Creole, if you would prefer.

If you mock my Haitian roots....I will castrate you....without anesthetic.

 

[ZRT]

If you mock my Haitian roots....I will castrate you....without anesthetic.

You mocked my roots, buddy. Fair game and all.

 

[Samuelx]

You mocked my roots, buddy. Fair game and all.

You have no roots....you're a genetically engineered parasite.

 

[ZRT]

You have no roots....you're a genetically engineered parasite.

Ahem.

My entire existence is the result of your lazy ass not getting around to throwing down some thunderbolts or otherwise making with the miracles when some of my virile cotton-picking ancestors were busy getting shipped over here.

So basically, I'm your fault and it's about damn time we got around to some reparations. Does your pantheon have legal representation? If so, my lawyers will be contacting your lawyers.

 

[MisterSir]

We'll discuss your personal failings at length in another thread, right now we're busy throwing down the white devil.

Please do. I enjoy having the opportunity to better myself and tell others to shove their complaints into their proverbial tailpipe.

 

[Samuelx]

Ahem.

My entire existence is the result of your lazy ass not getting around to throwing down some thunderbolts or otherwise making with the miracles when some of my virile cotton-picking ancestors were busy getting shipped over here.

So basically, I'm your fault and it's about damn time we got around to some reparations. Does your pantheon have legal representation? If so, my lawyers will be contacting your lawyers.

My pantheon's representant.....a Superior Black Man who will SLAM YOUR ASS.....FOR BEING A HALF BREED.