The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[midwestyankee]

Today I felt like the wrong half of a piece of Velcro. I. Need. Privacy.

 

[pinupkitty]

How do you turn a two-minute man into a sensationalist?

 

[graceanne]

Just adding another post because I can't keep seeing that chocolate. *must not think about chocolate*

http://www.hotelpresident.cz/Uploads/Logos/chocolate2.-172-1.jpg

 

[graceanne]

Where's a good facepalm picture when you actually need it?

Here ya go.

 

[Keroin]

Carice Van Houten stole my breasts.

 

[ultramarineblue]

http://www.hotelpresident.cz/Uploads/Logos/chocolate2.-172-1.jpg

Thank you for that.... I really appreciate it. In order to try and forget that I wanted chocolate so much, I ended up walking an extra hour yesterday.

 

[midwestyankee]

Carice Van Houten stole my breasts.

Does she live any closer to me? I could help you recover them but I'd have to do some very close inspection to make sure that I was recovering the right pair of stolen property.

 

[Keroin]

Does she live any closer to me? I could help you recover them but I'd have to do some very close inspection to make sure that I was recovering the right pair of stolen property.

I think she lives in Holland soooo...

*consults map*

...probably a little closer than me. If you do find her, please feel free to do a thorough search for my missing property.

 

[Keroin]

Now I drive my Downeaster "Alexa"
More and more miles from shore every year
Since they tell me I can't sell no stripers
And there's no luck in swordfishing here.

I was a bayman like my father was before
Can't make a living as a bayman anymore
There ain't much future for a man who works the sea
But there ain't no island left for islanders like me.


Listening to this Billy Joel song, this morning, and it never ceases to amaze me how angry and melancholy these lyrics still make me, year after year.

 

[midwestyankee]

I think she lives in Holland soooo...

*consults map*

...probably a little closer than me. If you do find her, please feel free to do a thorough search for my missing property.

I'm guessing that my answer became an informal test of my awareness of popular culture and that I failed dismally. Oh well.

Frankly, I suspect that she secretly cloned yours and that yours are still firmly attached where they ought to be. Though I'll gladly do a thorough search for you just to be sure - you know, just in case you didn't do a thorough enough check on your own person yourself.

And I promise not to break out the bathing salts until after we've recovered your property.

 

[Keroin]

I'm guessing that my answer became an informal test of my awareness of popular culture and that I failed dismally. Oh well.

Frankly, I suspect that she secretly cloned yours and that yours are still firmly attached where they ought to be. Though I'll gladly do a thorough search for you just to be sure - you know, just in case you didn't do a thorough enough check on your own person yourself.

And I promise not to break out the bathing salts until after we've recovered your property.

LOL.

No, not really popular culture. I was watching Paul Verhoeven's "Black Book" last night - my second viewing - and was once again shocked at how identical the protagonist's breasts are to mine. Uncanny.

Interesting that the film was panned in its home country but universally praised everywhere else.

 

[midwestyankee]

LOL.

No, not really popular culture. I was watching Paul Verhoeven's "Black Book" last night - my second viewing - and was once again shocked at how identical the protagonist's breasts are to mine. Uncanny.

Interesting that the film was panned in its home country but universally praised everywhere else.

Hard for me to judge from the photos at imdb, so I'll take your word for it. Also on the quality of the film, for I'd never even heard of it, much less seen it.

 

[midwestyankee]

The humidity is making my mouse stick to the desk.

 

[rida]

there is no way I'll ever be able to eroticize ironing ...

not even by thinking that a little burn is a lot like branding ...

 

[intothewoods]

The humidity is making my mouse stick to the desk.

Ew.

there is no way I'll ever be able to eroticize ironing ...

not even by thinking that a little burn is a lot like branding ...

Eek!

You two are really working me over here!

 

[midwestyankee]

Ew.


Eek!

You two are really working me over here!

If it helps, last night I thought about you as I was having a nearly orgasmic experience eating a neapolitan style pizza. Mmm.....fresh ingredients, fabulous wood-fired crust.

 

[HoHoBomb]

My Honey my honey
I found your surprise, I cried
touched
don't know what to say



thank you

 

[minx1]

I wonder if I was ever that cynical and had that much baggage 20 years ago.

Bitchy and rude was nothing to be proud of last time I looked. It doesn't make you big or important. It makes you an idiot.

 

[intothewoods]

If it helps, last night I thought about you as I was having a nearly orgasmic experience eating a neapolitan style pizza. Mmm.....fresh ingredients, fabulous wood-fired crust.

Omg yanks. I feel violated!

 

[midwestyankee]

Omg yanks. I feel violated!

Not only that, but the plan is to make some neapolitan style pizzas at home this weekend. :

 

[intothewoods]

Not only that, but the plan is to make some neapolitan style pizzas at home this weekend. :

Strangely this made me think of Shankara...though pizza is a little hot for his escapades!

I know, I'm evil.

 

[midwestyankee]

Strangely this made me think of Shankara...though pizza is a little hot for his escapades!

I know, I'm evil.

At least I don't ask women to send me their pizza crusts.

 

[pinupkitty]

I'm just so bored lately.

 

[the captians wench]

I'm cranky and feel icky.
I haven't had any time with Jounar in a week.
I'm incharge of the store while all the supervisors and GMs are at convention.
Oh and I'm crampy and PMSing.

Heaven help the crew member who pisses me off this weekend.

 

[minx1]

Oh and I'm crampy and PMSing.

I feel really fat and am hoping its just my period about to start. urgh

Hope you get to chat with Jounar soon hon.....that should help chill ya