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Keroin said:
DUDES! So, two minutes ago, I'm working away on my laptop, on my bed, when this motherfucking huge centipede drops from the ceiling. These things are straight out of a horror movie and one sting can numb your entire leg - and hurt like crazy!

Luckily I had some bug spray at the ready but that only "stunned" the thing, as it made a desperate attempt to climb on the bed. While it was wiggling, I grabbed a broom and used the hard edge to chop it in half.

The head was still trying to bite when I tossed it in the garbage.

Ick, ick, ick!
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*cries*

Homburg said:
Ever seen the video of the giant centipede eating the mouse? Yeah, I would not fault anyone of any gender for being icked out over something like that.

And, on top of that, she dealt with. Rawr, Keroin.

To Keroin, THIS is why I do not live in the tropics. It's hard enough to keep the eentsy, harmless bugs out of the house around here. I do NOT want to deal with bugs that can fuck me up.

Centipede
Ceiling
Drop
Bed

HORROR MOVIE
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*curls up in fetal position*

Keroin said:
Now, SW, everyone knows you're an ass man. ;)

(Can't get skittering noise out of my head...ick, ick, ick! Cod, I'm so glad it didn't drop "on" me!)
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*sucks thumb*

I need chocolate.

Homburg said:
http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2009/jul/13/wife-given-18-months-sex-game-death-husband/

Don't fucking leave someone alone when they're bound and gagged.

I hope this is no one we know, and my sympathies and thoughts are with their loved ones.
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Oh good lord. :rolleyes:

I'm sorry, but this one is like one of the first things you should learn about bondage if you do your research!
 
CurlyKat said:
Research??? What is this research you speak of, and who would ever do that? :rolleyes:
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Oh! Silly me! *boinks head* To assume that people would want to LEARN about something that interests them? What was I thinking? :rolleyes:

I seriously worry about the majority of people in this world.
 
bridgeburner said:
Gracie, are the onliest two people left on the internet? And why are you still up?
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Evidently. *sigh*

And it's not even midnight where I am. I'm enjoying the quiet after getting my monsters to sleep. lol

Normally I fall asleep putting them to bed. Hopefully with getting my vitamin D back up I won't need as much sleep.

How 'bout you? Why're you still up?
 
You and I are in the same time zone. I just got in from a friend's house a little bit ago and was too restless to sleep yet.
 
I think I've hit the wall, however. I was up late then early now late and must be up early-ish again tomorrow.

Off to noddy-blinkums for me!

Have a good night, hon!
 
She was accused of tying up and gagging her husband as part of a bondage fantasy and leaving him alone in their mobile home for 20 hours while she was with another man she had met on the Internet.
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Where's a good facepalm picture when you actually need it?
 
Cute prancing girl that makes bathroom smell good, that is soft and warm to cuddle, and often happily falls for my super egotistical favor system… is leaving.

You know my level of self-control is highly impressive if I say so myself. I get a sure shot at the hot and fast travelers romance, and I tell her we should not go too far as it would never go past her leaving.

And I had such a huge mound of favors on her too, she would have been in ropes on the wall taking it in the ass. But no, instead she’s in the shower, no doubt masturbating as it is an exceptionally long shower.

I suppose that proves it, that was the ultimate test, I’m a fucken monk. one of those ass kicking karate monkes

Anyway, I’ll try to console myself with her words when I first started touching her and opened her up. She said she was attempting to protect herself from feeling anything for me. Wise girl, does this console me, somewhat, but you folks could help out with that if you will.
 
YourCaptor said:
Cute prancing girl that makes bathroom smell good, that is soft and warm to cuddle, and often happily falls for my super egotistical favor system… is leaving.

You know my level of self-control is highly impressive if I say so myself. I get a sure shot at the hot and fast travelers romance, and I tell her we should not go too far as it would never go past her leaving.

And I had such a huge mound of favors on her too, she would have been in ropes on the wall taking it in the ass. But no, instead she’s in the shower, no doubt masturbating as it is an exceptionally long shower.

I suppose that proves it, that was the ultimate test, I’m a fucken monk. one of those ass kicking karate monkes

Anyway, I’ll try to console myself with her words when I first started touching her and opened her up. She said she was attempting to protect herself from feeling anything for me. Wise girl, does this console me, somewhat, but you folks could help out with that if you will.
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"To everything there is a season...."
*hugs*
:rose:
 
YourCaptor said:
You know my level of self-control is highly impressive if I say so myself. I get a sure shot at the hot and fast travelers romance, and I tell her we should not go too far as it would never go past her leaving.
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It's called character. Yes, it generally sucks, but you sleep better at night and can look yourself in the eye when you face the mirror.
 
Nervous about tomorrow, but gotta be done. It's a relief as much as a worry, but I'm hoping tomorrow can start the ball rolling!
 
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