Hello from the air, you mother fuckers!

[Trashyass]

Considering delta airlines charges $10 per flight to use the WIFI and filters all adult websites how did you get away with it?

http://www.gadgetell.com/tech/comment/delta-to-use-filters-on-in-air-wifi/

Pwn3D!!!!!!!!!!!! bahahaha

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Considering delta airlines charges $10 per flight to use the WIFI and filters all adult websites how did you get away with it?

First off, $10 isn't a lot of money for those of us with jobs.

http://www.gadgetell.com/tech/comment/delta-to-use-filters-on-in-air-wifi/

Guess they didn't find Lit "inappropriate."

Oh wait, whatever a google search tells you must be fact.

when will you losers stop thinking I'm lying, especially about something so mundane as this?

I could prove this thread as fact when I land, but of course there is no point.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

And they say pot affects your memory.

Good one!

(But you should have written "And they say pot doesn't affect your memory.")

 

[Trashyass]

I could prove this thread as fact when I land, but of course there is no point.

Well maybe you should just to make us all look stupid, ok?

Bwahahahhahah

 

[redpaint]

Yeah what a stupid idiot, everyone that has ever taken a flight knows they make you empty your pockets of all contents into a basket before you step through the metal detector.

they did me the last year when I had to fly from Indianapolis to Tampa. If they don't get you there there is always a dog walking around somewhere.

 

[Trashyass]

they did me the last year when I had to fly from Indianapolis to Tampa. If they don't get you there there is always a dog walking around somewhere.

Exactly, LadyF is just digging a deeper hole! Stupid ass troll!

Bwaahahahah

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

they did me the last year when I had to fly from Indianapolis to Tampa. If they don't get you there there is always a dog walking around somewhere.

No, you only have to empty your pockets of metal.

Dogs are not there to sniff for drugs, they are they to sniff for bombs.

If given a choice between believing a troll or believing me when it comes to flying, the troll is a very poor choice.

 

[Sean]

I've got on planes with forgotten lumps of dope a few times. And I flew to Canada a year or so ago with four inch knife in my carry on that I'd forgotten about. So much for security.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

I've got on planes with forgotten lumps of dope a few times. And I flew to Canada a year or so ago with four inch knife in my carry on that I'd forgotten about. So much for security.

I knew I could count on my alt to back me up my lies.

 

[Trashyass]

No, you only have to empty your pockets of metal.

Dogs are not there to sniff for drugs, they are they to sniff for bombs.

If given a choice between believing a troll or believing me when it comes to flying, the troll is a very poor choice.

What a fucking joke you are! You cant even troll good anymore! Bwahahaah

I've got on planes with forgotten lumps of dope a few times. And I flew to Canada a year or so ago with four inch knife in my carry on that I'd forgotten about. So much for security.

How convenient your fucking other alt shows up.

 

[Sean]

I knew I could count on my alt to back me up my lies.

Shut up, Rory.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Shut up, Rory.

I lol'd.

 

[McL0vin]

Some Delta flights have wi-fi, such as the one I'm on now.

On this thread I will give you very important updates regarding what I am doing.

Right now?

Sitting here.

More to come!

(Eventually I'll make my way to facilities to have a little bit of "me time" as I always do, so most likely this thread will pick up.)

I lol'd.

Must be a really long flight seeing that you have been online for almost 2 hours. Where ya going North Korea? LOL

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Yeah what a stupid idiot, everyone that has ever taken a flight knows they make you empty your pockets of all contents into a basket before you step through the metal detector.

Voluntarily taking things out of your pockets and showing them your pockets are empty are 2 different things.

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Where are you traveling to?

 

[Trashyass]

Voluntarily taking things out of your pockets and showing them your pockets are empty are 2 different things.

Bullshit!! This whole thread is a fucking scam as usual. Like some black bitch is gonna take some weed on a flight as she surfs a porn site on a delta flight that uses wifi filters.

The terror alert level right now is orange which is high so extra security measures are being taken on all flights.

http://www.dhs.gov/xinfoshare/programs/Copy_of_press_release_0046.shtm


http://www.tsa.gov/travelers/airtravel/prohibited/permitted-prohibited-items.shtm

 

[Karen Kraft]

Some Delta flights have wi-fi, such as the one I'm on now.

On this thread I will give you very important updates regarding what I am doing.

Right now?

Sitting here.

More to come!

(Eventually I'll make my way to facilities to have a little bit of "me time" as I always do, so most likely this thread will pick up.)

Did they make you pay double -- you know -- for two seats? On accounta them thighs and all? Just axing.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Where are you traveling to?

LAX...

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Did they make you pay double -- you know -- for two seats? On accounta them thighs and all? Just axing.

I would bet that thanks to my muscular thighs and overall general fitness, I could literally kill you with a kick to the head. Lets make it happen. Today.

You are always whining that no one will meet you in person... I will. Anytime after 4 pm today (your time) until Thusday morning.

Anywhere in Los Angeles.

Name the time, name the place, and I will be there.

Lest you think you can get away with bullshit, there are about 30 people on this site who will tell you that if I say I'm going to be some where, I'm going to be there.

Where and when?

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Bullshit!! This whole thread is a fucking scam as usual. Like some black bitch is gonna take some weed on a flight as she surfs a porn site on a delta flight that uses wifi filters.

The terror alert level right now is orange which is high so extra security measures are being taken on all flights.

http://www.dhs.gov/xinfoshare/programs/Copy_of_press_release_0046.shtm


http://www.tsa.gov/travelers/airtravel/prohibited/permitted-prohibited-items.shtm

The only place I've had my pockets "checked" is at Newark Liberty by that machine that shoots puffs of air at you to determine if you have anything under your clothes.

Has anyone else ever had to prove their pockets were empty?

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

The only place I've had my pockets "checked" is at Newark Liberty by that machine that shoots puffs of air at you to determine if you have anything under your clothes.

Has anyone else ever had to prove their pockets were empty?

Of course not...

And since you quoted the troll, I can also tell you that the terror alert has been at orange for the last 5 years at least. It's ALWAYS at orange, unless something bad happens and it goes to red.

but that troll never leaves mom's basement, and as such wouldn't know that.

 

[Jim_J_Bullock]

Of course not...

And since you quoted the troll, I can also tell you that the terror alert has been at orange for the last 5 years at least. It's ALWAYS at orange, unless something bad happens and it goes to red.

but that troll never leaves mom's basement, and as such wouldn't know that.

You have been on this flight for like 3 hours now, is this a prop plane?

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

You have been on this flight for like 3 hours now, is this a prop plane?

NYC to LAX is usually a 6 hour or more flight.

Feel free to look it up.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

So, have you landed yet?

The trouble with on board Wi-fi is that we won't be able to join in on the fun when they lose your bag.

 

[Jim_J_Bullock]

NYC to LAX is usually a 6 hour or more flight.

Feel free to look it up.

How am i suppose to know where the flight originated?