The Masters chamber.

[Shagly]

Such a creative place for some discipline.

You are a prisoner of your own device.

I shall tie you up.

 

[VelvetDarkness]

44,000 posts and you don't yet know that threads like this should be in the Cafe?

You're special.

 

[Shagly]

44,000 posts and you don't yet know that threads like this should be in the Cafe?

You're special.

Gee...thanks.

Off to the chamber with you.

 

[VelvetDarkness]

I'll pass.

 

[graceanne]

oh. lucky us.

 

[MisterSir]

Such a creative place for some discipline.

You are a prisoner of your own device.

I shall tie you up.

I call Lotus Eater Machine. will marry anybody who understands the above reference. hint: am not referring to homer's odyssey

 

[Shagly]

I'll pass.

Nope, you are to be cuffed to the bed posts.

 

[graceanne]

Nope, you are to be cuffed to the bed posts.

But you said she's a prisoner of her OWN device.

What if that device is a moving sidewalk out of this thread?

 

[Shagly]

But you said she's a prisoner of her OWN device.

What if that device is a moving sidewalk out of this thread?

That would be a new swing on things.

 

[midwestyankee]

According to the thread title, this should be about the first golf major of the year. There's something wrong with this picture.

 

[Shagly]

According to the thread title, this should be about the first golf major of the year. There's something wrong with this picture.

Well then swing away.

 

[VelvetDarkness]

Nope, you are to be cuffed to the bed posts.

You go right on thinking that poppet.

 

[ZRT]

We've been stabbing it with our steely knives, but we just can't kill the beast.

Good god, I can't believe nobody else has gotten the reference yet.

 

[nh23]

We've been stabbing it with our steely knives, but we just can't kill the beast.

Good god, I can't believe nobody else has gotten the reference yet.

The Eagles. Hotel California. This thread still doesn't make an sense to me.

 

[nh23]

I call Lotus Eater Machine. will marry anybody who understands the above reference. hint: am not referring to homer's odyssey

A person is knocked out or goes to sleep and wakes in their own paradise. Whatever he wanted now his. Actually, he's being held prisoner by the villain, and the villain is using some kind of machine to give him hallucinations.


Wanna know my ring size?

I so cheated.

 

[ZRT]

The Eagles. Hotel California. This thread still doesn't make an sense to me.

My finely honed senses lead me to two possible conclusions.

Either the OP is nuts.

Or the OP is trolling.

In any event, I have to find the passage back to the place I was before.

 

[nh23]

My finely honed senses lead me to two possible conclusions.

Either the OP is nuts.

Or the OP is trolling.

In any event, I have to find the passage back to the place I was before.

Lyrics to Hotel California
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
this could be heaven or this could be hell
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the hotel california
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the hotel california
Any time of year, you can find it here

Her mind is tiffany-twisted, she got the mercedes bends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up the captain,
please bring me my wine
He said, we haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the hotel california
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
They livin it up at the hotel california
What a nice surprise, bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said we are all just prisoners here, of our own device
And in the masters chambers,
They gathered for the feast
The stab it with their steely knives,
But they just cant kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
relax, said the night man,
We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!


I say the former, but what do I know. You're such a clever cutie ZRT!

 

[ZRT]

I always preferred New York Minute, myself.

"You better take a fool's advice- take care of your own.
One day they're here, the next day they're gone."

And you're clever and cute yourself, NH. Bet you got a high IQ, even.

 

[myinnerslut]

*tries not to burst out laughing at the title*

 

[BiBunny]

This may be necessary, for multiple reasons.

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q98/twhrider13/ChamberPot.jpg

 

[Keroin]

So, did I miss anything while I was camping?

 

[myinnerslut]

So, did I miss anything while I was camping?

nope. not a thing

 

[graceanne]

My finely honed senses lead me to two possible conclusions.

Either the OP is nuts.

Or the OP is trolling.

In any event, I have to find the passage back to the place I was before.

Why can't he be both nuts and trolling?

That said, I call trolling. I also call alt. But so far it's an amusing alt/troll.

 

[Keroin]

nope. not a thing

Ah, didn't think so.

So, anyway...since this thread seems to have a purpose vacuum...

I've been researching to find the best place in Vegas to get a Brazilian wax and I finally found the place. Get this, the name of the waxing salon is...BOX.

Laughed my ass off. Must go there.

Now I have to find a hair salon. Added: If I find one called HEAD, that will be perfect!

 

[nh23]

I always preferred New York Minute, myself.

"You better take a fool's advice- take care of your own.
One day they're here, the next day they're gone."

And you're clever and cute yourself, NH. Bet you got a high IQ, even.

*snorts*