Wingnut Week in Wreview for November 8, 2008

[Karen Kraft]

Bumpin' for Mr. Kraft.

That's so funny, Monkey-boy.

But you should think twice about callin Palin's kids "retarded."

That's not funny at all.

Palin is nice.

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[pinkstarfish]

I'm never sorry that you're on iggy KK.

First of all, one of Palin's kids is retarded. It's just s fact not an insult.

Secondly, Palin is a shit parent who dragged her family into the spotlight (including the newborn retarded baby) instead of protecting them.

She is to blame for the media attention on her children. No one else.

K, K?

 

[Karen Kraft]

Nostradumbass makes new predictions
Vetteman was shocked….shocked!...to find out his election predictions did not come true. The peerless predictor ("$6 Gas!" "Permanent Republican Majority!") of years past nonetheless gifted us with his visions for the remainder of 2008 and beyond.

Small News Item
Vertically-challenged poster DevilishTexan made minor waves after returning from a short hiatus from Lit. The tiny terror had been spotted cleaning up roadways in a spiffy orange vest after he'd had a little legal trouble: a shortage in his miniscule bank account failed to cover a small check.

Wingnuttia Opens Immigration Doors
His most serene highness Ishmael, by the Grace of God Emperor of Wingnuttia and all realities that he surveys, proclaimed that he was not amused with the people of America voting in a President of Inferior Color, and therefore would entertain petitions from suitable White Americans to establish citizenship within his sovreign empire of Wingnuttia.

The Cap'n's gums were a-flappin'
Cap'n Amatrixca spent election night proclaiming loudly and often how he was above personal attacks. By morning, however, he had completely sobered up and resumed his usual daily dose of ad hominem against those who disagreed with him.

The Race To The Bottom
The race for the 2008 Ishmael Cup for most bewildering descent into delusional posting has essentially come down to a two-person race: Borscht and his unrequited lust for Sarah Palin and Byron In Exile for his overall lack of coherent thought in his 2008 posts.

Get Well Soon!
Litster Karen Kraft returned to posting after a minor operation on his penis.

The Intergender Wars Heat Up
Javagirl had her medications adjusted to the point where she was able to create a new userid (Javagirl2008) to attack RoryN. Not to be outdone, Lit's dyspeptic succubus Morcheeba announced a "fall offensive" against SeanH. Offensive, indeed!

Pimpin' ain't Easy!
Lit's Master Moocher Miles took a brief pause from mooching off his wife to impugn the character of our next President-elect. He then resumed his usual habit of writing dozens of posts detailing exactly who he has on ignore.

Bum Rushed
Dolf let her longstanding (and long lasting!) beau "Tarzan" enjoyed a marathon backdoor sex session this week, and couldn't wait to tell the entire General Board just how sore her "arse" (ass) was. The Wreview attempted to get to the bottom of this, butt we're out of space. We hope to assign an analyst to provide more detail next week.

Volume 2, Number 1.

Whatever.

But, since you asked, here are you pictures for this thread:

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[Karen Kraft]

I'm never sorry that you're on iggy KK.

First of all, one of Palin's kids is retarded. It's just s fact not an insult.

Secondly, Palin is a shit parent who dragged her family into the spotlight (including the newborn retarded baby) instead of protecting them.

She is to blame for the media attention on her children. No one else.

K, K?

I suspect that, for a woman who has a baby with a birth defect, the term "retarded" is considered inappropriate.

Kind of like calling people "niggers." It is an insult and isn't used by nice people.

Let's ask the Palin Family:


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[RobDownSouth]

Whatever.

But, since you asked, here are you pictures for this thread:

I can adblock pictures faster than you can post them, Mr. Kraft. The only person you are hurting is your running buddy Crisco Slug Esq, since he's the only one left on Lit with a slow dialup connection.

 

[The_Trouvere]

I can adblock pictures faster than you can post them, Mr. Kraft. The only person you are hurting is your running buddy Crisco Slug Esq, since he's the only one left on Lit with a slow dialup connection.

Is Mr. Kraft on the warpath again?

 

[Karen Kraft]

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[The_Trouvere]

This message is hidden because Karen Kraft is on your ignore list.

 

[_stryder_]

This message is hidden because Karen Kraft is on your ignore list.

Karen, you have my deepest sympathy. You must be devastated, hang in there girl, things will get better.

 

[coastal-boy]

I think the series of posts by KK solidifies her status and a little more than "wingnut". Time to up the meds.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I think the series of posts by KK solidifies her status and a little more than "wingnut". Time to up the meds.

We have a nomination from the floor to promote Mr. Kraft from "Wingnut Third Class" to "Wingnut Second Class". Do we have a second?

 

[The_Trouvere]

We have a nomination from the floor to promote Mr. Kraft from "Wingnut Third Class" to "Wingnut Second Class". Do we have a second?

Second.

 

[Powertone]

We have a nomination from the floor to promote Mr. Kraft from "Wingnut Third Class" to "Wingnut Second Class". Do we have a second?

don't you have anything Gay to do today?

 

[The_Trouvere]

Karen Kraft in respose...

Mr. Kraft, as he sullenly thinks about posting another huge photo here in order to stretch out the comments:

http://www.mousewallpapers.com/wp-content/wallpapers/pixar-up-carl-fredricksen-single.jpg

 

[RobDownSouth]

Second.

We have a second.

All those in favor of promoting Mr. Skylar "Karen" Kraft from "Wingnut Third Class" to "Wingnut Second Class" so signify by voting "Aye"...

 

[RobDownSouth]

don't you have anything Gay to do today?

You, sir, are out of order. One more outburst from you and I will instruct the Sergeant-at-arms to remove you from this thread. You are on notice, sir.

 

[Powertone]

You, sir, are out of order. One more outburst from you and I will instruct the Sergeant-at-arms to remove you from this thread. You are on notice, sir.

Sergeant at Arms huh...I guess he benefited from the policy of Don't Ask Don't Tell

 

[The_Trouvere]

We have a second.

All those in favor of promoting Mr. Skylar "Karen" Kraft from "Wingnut Third Class" to "Wingnut Second Class" so signify by voting "Aye"...

Aye. Aye. Sir.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Sergeant at Arms huh...I guess he benefited from the policy of Don't Ask Don't Tell

It's not a military rank, it's a parlimentary rank. I forgot that you never served in the military, so I won't blame you for not knowin' the difference.