Wingnut Week in Wreview for November 8, 2008

[Hamletmaschine]

Ham!!!!

Piper!!!!!!!

No one gets out alive. So you may as well have fun while you're here.

Doin' my best, my friend, doin' my best.

 

[EllieTalbot]

Glad to see a return of this Lit feature. Good stuff, Rob, as usual.

Hamletmaschine! How very nice to see you. I was just wondering where you (and other Litsters of days past) had gone off to.

Comfy in Connecticut,
Ellie

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Hamletmaschine! How very nice to see you. I was just wondering where you (and other Litsters of days past) had gone off to.

Comfy in Connecticut,
Ellie

I think I've been away about as long as you, Ellie. And seeing you posting here again put a smile on my face this morning, believe it or not. (I was just trying to calculate my "porny" score, but I'll admit I ran out of fingers and toes, so I had to give up.)

 

[Shugahhhh]

I love it. Well done.

 

[Sean]

I've missed these. Well done, Rob.

 

[Javagirl2008]

Nostradumbass makes new predictions
Vetteman was shocked….shocked!...to find out his election predictions did not come true. The peerless predictor ("$6 Gas!" "Permanent Republican Majority!") of years past nonetheless gifted us with his visions for the remainder of 2008 and beyond.

Small News Item
Vertically-challenged poster DevilishTexan made minor waves after returning from a short hiatus from Lit. The tiny terror had been spotted cleaning up roadways in a spiffy orange vest after he'd had a little legal trouble: a shortage in his miniscule bank account failed to cover a small check.

Wingnuttia Opens Immigration Doors
His most serene highness Ishmael, by the Grace of God Emperor of Wingnuttia and all realities that he surveys, proclaimed that he was not amused with the people of America voting in a President of Inferior Color, and therefore would entertain petitions from suitable White Americans to establish citizenship within his sovreign empire of Wingnuttia.

The Cap'n's gums were a-flappin'
Cap'n Amatrixca spent election night proclaiming loudly and often how he was above personal attacks. By morning, however, he had completely sobered up and resumed his usual daily dose of ad hominem against those who disagreed with him.

The Race To The Bottom
The race for the 2008 Ishmael Cup for most bewildering descent into delusional posting has essentially come down to a two-person race: Borscht and his unrequited lust for Sarah Palin and Byron In Exile for his overall lack of coherent thought in his 2008 posts.

Get Well Soon!
Litster Karen Kraft returned to posting after a minor operation on his penis.

The Intergender Wars Heat Up
Javagirl had her medications adjusted to the point where she was able to create a new userid (Javagirl2008) to attack RoryN. Not to be outdone, Lit's dyspeptic succubus Morcheeba announced a "fall offensive" against SeanH. Offensive, indeed!

Pimpin' ain't Easy!
Lit's Master Moocher Miles took a brief pause from mooching off his wife to impugn the character of our next President-elect. He then resumed his usual habit of writing dozens of posts detailing exactly who he has on ignore.

Bum Rushed
Dolf let her longstanding (and long lasting!) beau "Tarzan" enjoyed a marathon backdoor sex session this week, and couldn't wait to tell the entire General Board just how sore her "arse" (ass) was. The Wreview attempted to get to the bottom of this, butt we're out of space. We hope to assign an analyst to provide more detail next week.

Volume 2, Number 1.

Yeah, when you make a lot of money you can get a lot of designer Rx drugs. It's always nice to see that I made a list after being gone for so long.

How much did Sean and Rory pay you to make this thread? Whatever they paid you, you got jipped.

 

[Lavared]

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g79/jbravo688/pig.jpg

Awww, look at those darling little boots!



RobDownSouth, I'm pleased to see volume II has begun since I was a big fan of volume I. I don't find this particular entry up to the level of some of what we saw earlier but, given that this is your first time reposting the Wingnut Week in Wreview, I'm sure we can expect better and better to come.

Thanks for the effort.

 

[MechaBlade]

It's like a warm blanket that smells like home.

 

[Bat_Guano]

No need to gloat.

Everyone knew their predictions and such were merely hopes. Or in this case more accurately dreams.

 

[pinkstarfish]

RobDownSouth, you're my hero.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Awww, look at those darling little boots!



RobDownSouth, I'm pleased to see volume II has begun since I was a big fan of volume I. I don't find this particular entry up to the level of some of what we saw earlier but, given that this is your first time reposting the Wingnut Week in Wreview, I'm sure we can expect better and better to come.

Thanks for the effort.

Well, I'd have to agree that it's an uneven effort at best. It was basically a case of "how funny (or not funny) can you be in 15 minutes", which was the amount of time to crank this out. My daughter celebrated her birthday with a sleepover last night for a number of her friends, and stately Downsouth manor was absolutely crawling with hungry bleary-eyed teens this morning. So this one lacked polish, but waffle-making took a higher priority.

 

[Aliea]

Well, I'd have to agree that it's an uneven effort at best. It was basically a case of "how funny (or not funny) can you be in 15 minutes", which was the amount of time to crank this out. My daughter celebrated her birthday with a sleepover last night for a number of her friends, and stately Downsouth manor was absolutely crawling with hungry bleary-eyed teens this morning. So this one lacked polish, but waffle-making took a higher priority.

I enjoyed it.

 

[Sean]

Well, I'd have to agree that it's an uneven effort at best. It was basically a case of "how funny (or not funny) can you be in 15 minutes", which was the amount of time to crank this out. My daughter celebrated her birthday with a sleepover last night for a number of her friends, and stately Downsouth manor was absolutely crawling with hungry bleary-eyed teens this morning. So this one lacked polish, but waffle-making took a higher priority.

Dude, those of us that remember waking up on a Sunday morning to the WWiW applaud even the memory.

 

[firespin]

RobDownSouth, you're my hero.

Who says there are no heroes left?

Hercules, Achilles, Alexander...RobDownSouth.

 

[dolf]

i got a write up! woohoo!!

my arse is all better now btw. and i ot all the cum out of my nose.

 

[RobDownSouth]

i got a write up! woohoo!!

my arse is all better now btw. and i ot all the cum out of my nose.

I will, of course, sleep better at night knowing this.

 

[dolf]

I will, of course, sleep better at night knowing this.

if it would ease your mind i could post pics too.

 

[Lavared]

So this one lacked polish, but waffle-making took a higher priority.

Good call. Family fun and waffle-making should always take priority over Lit.

 

[DéjàNu]

Dude, those of us that remember waking up on a Sunday morning to the WWiW applaud even the memory.

indeed, we do!

 

[Aliea]

i got a write up! woohoo!!

my arse is all better now btw. and i ot all the cum out of my nose.

I am so jealous. Of the write up, not the cum in the nose.

 

[dolf]

I am so jealous. Of the write up, not the cum in the nose.

you don't know what you're missing.

 

[cjh]

hah!

the wreview is back!

huzzah!

 

[hogjack]

Looking forward to the annual Swimsuit Edition of Wingnut Week in Wreview.

If there ain't one I'll cancel the free subscription.

 

[hogjack]

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g79/jbravo688/pig.jpg

Daddy?

Pappa do not foresake me!

 

[RobDownSouth]

....
Get Well Soon!
Litster Karen Kraft returned to posting after a minor operation on his penis.

Bumpin' for Mr. Kraft.