Any of our Brits want to make $80K a year?

Sir_Winston54

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Here's your opportunity! (BTW, $80K US = 49,370 GBP or 57,476 Euros) :D

Want to make 80K a year? Try casting a spell
REUTERS/Ints … .Thu Jul 9, 9:17 am ET
LONDON (Reuters) – Fancy 80,000 dollars a year on a stress-free job with flexible working hours and no need to wear a suit?

Well, grab your black pointy hat, take out that rusty black hessian drape from the back of the wardrobe and refresh your memory on how to turn your grumpy neighbor into a mouse. Somerset tourist attraction Wookey Hole caves is advertising for a "witch" and has already received 100 applicants since the beginning of the week.

Legend has it that the caves, near Wells, were home to the Wookey Witch who was turned to stone by the medieval Abbott of Glastonbury to rid villagers of her curse. The vacancy has arisen because the previous incumbent has retired.

The successful candidate, who will be living in a "spacious" cave, has to cackle, not be allergic to cats and will be asked to perform "a range of tasks" including magic at an open audition scheduled for July 28. But the appointee need not be scary. "We want a friendly witch with a devilish element," said Gayle Pennington, marketing assistant at the caves said on Wednesday. "We're a family attractions place so we don't want to frighten the children."

In keeping with modern times, the role is open to men, women and trans-gender witches to comply with sexual discrimination laws.​
 
Yeah, I heard about this on the radio. The salary is £50,000. Not too bad given you only have to work weekends and school holidays, as I understand it.

Wookey Hole is brilliant - I grew up in Somerset and we had a lot of primary school days there. Also to nearby Longleat (one of those "safari park" places where you get monkeys jumping on your car and ripping your windscreen wipers off lol, plus it is a stately home). Must go back next time I visit my parents lol.

Edited to add- I've just been to the Wookey Hole website - looks like its a big theme park-type-thingy now! WHen I was a kid it was jut some caves and paper factory. Now I feel old.
 
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Cattypuss, you forgot to mention that Lord Longleat had wifelets and has painted a Karma Sutra room with floor to ceiling tiny pictures of sexual positions.

I took some residents on holiday to center parcs and we went there for the day. It was quite a shock lol
 
Cattypuss, you forgot to mention that Lord Longleat had wifelets and has painted a Karma Sutra room with floor to ceiling tiny pictures of sexual positions.

I took some residents on holiday to center parcs and we went there for the day. It was quite a shock lol

I would sooo not be good in a Karma Sutra room.

I'd want to try to do every position until I found a repeat. :eek:
 
Cattypuss, you forgot to mention that Lord Longleat had wifelets and has painted a Karma Sutra room with floor to ceiling tiny pictures of sexual positions.

I took some residents on holiday to center parcs and we went there for the day. It was quite a shock lol


Ha ha yes, he's bit of a one, isn't he? In his 70s now, I think, and still at it!

I've not been to Longleat as an adult, and when we went on primary school trips they missed out that bit ;)

I really MUST go back now lol!
 
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