What Made You Smile/Laugh Today?

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I've seen it once before (the magic of Facebook and a friend who compulsively posts videos like that), but the bit that cracks me up without fail is the guy doing the "hand"stand. The Sugar Hill Gang and the guy dancing to MJ are good, but just...not quite.
 
Getting a really nice email from someone saying they though my writing was 'art.'
 
"The least you could do for the sake of humankind is to go crawl off under a rock somewhere quiet and die. Maybe as you rot your body could fertilize some lovely little plants, which would be the only contribution you'll ever make to this planet.

Fuck off.

Love,

Me
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ROFLMAO!
 
"The least you could do for the sake of humankind is to go crawl off under a rock somewhere quiet and die. Maybe as you rot your body could fertilize some lovely little plants, which would be the only contribution you'll ever make to this planet.

Fuck off.

Love,

Me
"​

ROFLMAO!

*laughing* I didn't mean it to be funny, but now that you mention it, it kinda is, isn't it?

That had me chuckling for the whole 6 minutes plus. Thanks!

I actually got a little choked up at the end when the guys were all hugging each other. It was such a beautiful example of truly friendly sportsmanship, really tugged at my heart strings.
 
Mock the Week re-runs on Dave. Specifically, Lucy Porter popping up on one. There's a reason I've never included her in those "five celebrities you'd want to fuck/Dom/leave bleeding in the gutter", and that's because she's so cute that it hurts and terrifyingly petite to the point where she could look at me with the puppy-dogs and say "Mister S, I'm trying to summon the great god Imhotep and I need the hearts of seven virgins", and I'd be at the primary school before I even realised what the fuck just happened. I love you, you elfin princess of darkness.
 
Mock the Week re-runs on Dave. Specifically, Lucy Porter popping up on one. There's a reason I've never included her in those "five celebrities you'd want to fuck/Dom/leave bleeding in the gutter", and that's because she's so cute that it hurts and terrifyingly petite to the point where she could look at me with the puppy-dogs and say "Mister S, I'm trying to summon the great god Imhotep and I need the hearts of seven virgins", and I'd be at the primary school before I even realised what the fuck just happened. I love you, you elfin princess of darkness.
Awwww... no nakie pics of her on Google :(
 
The SEO score on the very first website I've ever built is already over 90%, and I'm still not finished with it. Some days, I :heart: my job. :cool:
 
Learning my lesson once again that even going to the shops requires taking your camera or kicking yourself later...I didn't take one today and walking home heard a lot of yelling going on in the street up ahead. Turned out it was some very upset girl serving it up to her man in the street for something he did (or perhaps didn't do)...anyway, she was yelling her head off as he ran to hide behind a van in front of me (hilarious as she was all of 5ft and he was about 6 ft and built) and then she ripped off her top and stood in the middle of the road in cotton slacks and peach bra, then decided to rip her pants off as well and threaten to throw them at him....nice matching peach lingerie I must say. When he saw they had an audience he decided to stand up and not look like he needed protection. I could have taken some really good shots!!:D

Catalina:catroar:
 
2yr old dumped half a bottle of syrup on himself, his sister, and in six different rooms all in the carpet, threw chips and two decks of playing cards everywhere, scattered doritos all over the house, peed his underware countless times today.
The beer I'm drinking right now after its all over is making me smile.
 
Interesting. Don't quite understand the *point,* but still ... kinda cute.

For me, it does seem pointless, and its pointlessness is part of its joy..... I've just watched it again :D I think it somehow captures a really infectious sense of joie de vivre.
 
Just submitted some new smut to Lit.

Changing the world, one piece of porn at a time.
 
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