Man scarred for life by one night stand... eek

[Vermilion]

How would you not wake up while someone was carving their name into you? HOW?


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[voluptuary_manque]

How would you not wake up while someone was carving their name into you? HOW?


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That must have been a lot of drinking!

 

[TE999]

How would you not wake up while someone was carving their name into you? HOW?


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He ought to thank his lucky stars she didn't 'autograph' his pecker.

And she did it with a Stanley knife (aka boxcutter or utility knife) no less. Damn!!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

He ought to thank his lucky stars she didn't 'autograph' his pecker.

And she did it with a Stanley knife (aka boxcutter or utility knife) no less. Damn!!

Doesn't that make her a terrorist, by definition?

 

[3113]

Well, to be fair, it sounds like she was drunk, too. Just sayin'.....

 

[impressive]

How would you not wake up while someone was carving their name into you? HOW?

I've certainly encountered passed out people that it wouldn't wake.


VM: *snort* Sexual terrorist. *snort*

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I've certainly encountered passed out people that it wouldn't wake.


VM: *snort* Sexual terrorist. *snort*

Doesn't that just sound like something Pat Robertson would come up with?

 

[jomar]

WTF? That's pretty crazy! She does look kind of cute though.

 

[TE999]

Doesn't that make her a terrorist, by definition?

Only in the cockpit of an airliner.

My money says she gets a wrist-slap and her Stanley back. She's pretty.

 

[JackLuis]

Let that be a lesson to the young, never get "too drunk" to remember boning a pretty girl.

Although I have been almost that drunk on occasion. I learned long ago to limit myself to 3 beers or Two whiskeys. I have no scars, and I think I remember them all?

 

[3113]

I have no scars, and I think I remember them all?

Heh, that's what you think. There's this one scar that's in a spot you can't really see, a couple of tiny initials in a very intimate place...you probably don't remember that night or the girl, but it started off with tequilas....

 

[JackLuis]

Heh, that's what you think. There's this one scar that's in a spot you can't really see, a couple of tiny initials in a very intimate place...you probably don't remember that night or the girl, but it started off with tequilas....

Now I remember, Panama City, 1983. I had dinner with my Latin American Salesman and had three Pisco Sours, and then....

 

[voluptuary_manque]

"Honorable scars from fair wear and tear shall not count against . . ." It applies to certain breed standards for terroriers and ought to count something for people . . . and bears. I've definitely got my share but none of them happened when I was drunk. Stupid maybe, but not drubmk.