Fat Women Online…

[Quotes]

Have you every thought that there are too many fat women online… The online BDSM community is full of fatties desperately trying to find a man to dominate their repulsive, cellulite-ridden carcasses…

Well, I’ve recently been considering a solution to this unsavoury epidemic… however, my main concern was… you’ll never prevent the odd fatty coming online and pretending she’s a thin woman.

Then like the true genius I am… I worked on the dilemma and consequently came up with the solution…

I want the PC manufacturers’ to scrap the conventional computer key board and replace it with a pressure pad…

The pad will not work when a BBW plumper presses the keys as it will detected that the PC is being operated by a pantload. Further, to prevent these human elephants from trying to press the keys lightly, I call for PC makers around the world to create a system which can detect the surface area of the finger operating it… Stumpy, fat BBW fingers’ would thus not be able to operate the pressure pad and that would of course, prevent the heifers from coming online…

What are your thoughts on this matter?

 

[blunt_trauma]

i want pie

 

[Quotes]

i want pie

Well waddle the fuck down to chippie and get some then, pig...

 

[Generic_chick]

Pie is over rated. It's really just the filling I want.

 

[Garnate]

The fact that you've stuck with "Quotes" to post this long is impressive. Found one you really liked finally, huh? Good on ya, mate. Aye, aye and pip, pip cheerios for breakfast.

*HUG*

 

[blunt_trauma]

Well waddle the fuck down to chippie and get some then, pig...

pig...pork pie!
ten of them at least.
deep fried.

 

[Guest]

then only five people would be online. guess you like talking to yourself

 

[mrtnmoon]

Have you every thought that there are too many fat women online… The online BDSM community is full of fatties desperately trying to find a man to dominate their repulsive, cellulite-ridden carcasses…

Well, I’ve recently been considering a solution to this unsavoury epidemic… however, my main concern was… you’ll never prevent the odd fatty coming online and pretending she’s a thin woman.

Then like the true genius I am… I worked on the dilemma and consequently came up with the solution…

I want the PC manufacturers’ to scrap the conventional computer key board and replace it with a pressure pad…

The pad will not work when a BBW plumper presses the keys as it will detected that the PC is being operated by a pantload. Further, to prevent these human elephants from trying to press the keys lightly, I call for PC makers around the world to create a system which can detect the surface area of the finger operating it… Stumpy, fat BBW fingers’ would thus not be able to operate the pressure pad and that would of course, prevent the heifers from coming online…

What are your thoughts on this matter?

a better solution would be for a fat woman to pretened she's thin, convince you to meet with her, and then sit on your face until you choke to death. everybody wins. she wins for putting an asshole like you out of her misery, and we win for not having to read such stupid fucking posts anymore.

 

[mandy1212]

a better solution would be for a fat woman to pretened she's thin, convince you to meet with her, and then sit on your face until you choke to death. everybody wins. she wins for putting an asshole like you out of her misery, and we win for not having to read such stupid fucking posts anymore.

Couldnt have put it better myself!

 

[copul8tor]

A Step Further

Better yet, require PC manufacturers to include a digital scale with every laptop or desktop. The scale software would include a feature that requires anyone registering a chat name, screen name or other ID that contained the words "hot", "seductive", "sexy", "kinky" or other similar adjectives, to weigh themselves before the chosen name is approved. If the scale goes over a certain weight, the laptop starts smoking and magically turns into a Lean Cuisine dinner while the desktops turn into treadmills.

 

[KellysCrack]

Have you every thought that there are too many fat women online… The online BDSM community is full of fatties desperately trying to find a man to dominate their repulsive, cellulite-ridden carcasses…

Well, I’ve recently been considering a solution to this unsavoury epidemic… however, my main concern was… you’ll never prevent the odd fatty coming online and pretending she’s a thin woman.

Then like the true genius I am… I worked on the dilemma and consequently came up with the solution…

I want the PC manufacturers’ to scrap the conventional computer key board and replace it with a pressure pad…

The pad will not work when a BBW plumper presses the keys as it will detected that the PC is being operated by a pantload. Further, to prevent these human elephants from trying to press the keys lightly, I call for PC makers around the world to create a system which can detect the surface area of the finger operating it… Stumpy, fat BBW fingers’ would thus not be able to operate the pressure pad and that would of course, prevent the heifers from coming online…

What are your thoughts on this matter?

What if your fingers swell?

Or What if you do not have feeling in the fingers and hands so you tend to bang the keys a bit harder then normal?

 

[blunt_trauma]

you could make all comps so that they're powered by treadmill.
that way the longer you're online, the fitter you become.

 

[copul8tor]

you could make all comps so that they're powered by treadmill.
that way the longer you're online, the fitter you become.

Ok, but the if the PC is equipped with a webcam, there will be absolutely no camming while running.

 

[butters]

legislate against fatties? hmm, in that case why not go the whole hog and ban thickies, liars, cheats, plebs, nutjobs, fools, and pretentious pricks who think they're the dog's bollocks and god's gift to all women?

guess that'd thin the membership numbers down a little

just sayin'

 

[butters]

Ok, but the if the PC is equipped with a webcam, there will be absolutely no camming while running.

hahaha - just let them think it's passion getting you all puffing and blowing

 

[blunt_trauma]

hahaha - just let them think it's passion getting you all puffing and blowing

and what man doesn't love a bit of boob bounce?

 

[great lover]

Have you every thought that there are too many fat women online… The online BDSM community is full of fatties desperately trying to find a man to dominate their repulsive, cellulite-ridden carcasses…

Well, I’ve recently been considering a solution to this unsavoury epidemic… however, my main concern was… you’ll never prevent the odd fatty coming online and pretending she’s a thin woman.

Then like the true genius I am… I worked on the dilemma and consequently came up with the solution…

I want the PC manufacturers’ to scrap the conventional computer key board and replace it with a pressure pad…

The pad will not work when a BBW plumper presses the keys as it will detected that the PC is being operated by a pantload. Further, to prevent these human elephants from trying to press the keys lightly, I call for PC makers around the world to create a system which can detect the surface area of the finger operating it… Stumpy, fat BBW fingers’ would thus not be able to operate the pressure pad and that would of course, prevent the heifers from coming online…

What are your thoughts on this matter?

It was a mistake, clearing my iggy list!

 

[IsabellaKing]

Ok, but the if the PC is equipped with a webcam, there will be absolutely no camming while running.

Camming while running naked - I see a whole new genre of utube clips.

 

[Firsco_Slug_Esq]

Better yet, require PC manufacturers to include a digital scale with every laptop or desktop. The scale software would include a feature that requires anyone registering a chat name, screen name or other ID that contained the words "hot", "seductive", "sexy", "kinky" or other similar adjectives, to weigh themselves before the chosen name is approved. If the scale goes over a certain weight, the laptop starts smoking and magically turns into a Lean Cuisine dinner while the desktops turn into treadmills.

FAiL.

Because that test would allow Ann Coulter to call herself "sexy" if she wanted...

 

[great lover]

FAiL.

Because that test would allow Ann Coulter to call herself "sexy" if she wanted...

I think she is.

 

[clutch1]

I think she is.

You gotta be ribbin' me.

 

[great lover]

You gotta be ribbin' me.

There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist.

 

[clutch1]

There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist.

Philosophical Bullshit.

 

[great lover]

Philosophical Bullshit.

Perhaps!

I quoted Ayn Rand!

 

[clutch1]

Perhaps!

I quoted Ayn Rand!

I'll stay objective then.