Best Kiss of All Time

[Keroin]

This afternoon I was fondly remembering my first kiss with Chuck and this got me to thinking about other memorable lip locks. There are a few that stand out among the crowd and one that will forever hold the title of Best Kiss of All Time for me.

So, what's the best kiss you've ever had?

(Or - eek - the worst? Or the first?)

 

[graceanne]

I'm not really into kissing, so I'll just tell firsts.

First kiss ever was when I was 14. My mom was doing counseling at the time, but wasn't comfortable leaving me and Miss home alone at night time. She got this sweet old lady, Tina, to watch us. Tina also watched this other teenager (and his three year old sister) in the evenings. He was being watched, though, because when he wasn't he got into the kind of trouble that involved the police. (Yes, I've always liked the bad boys.) We were playing hide and seek with the sibs (only way to get them to leave us alone), and had our first kiss. *sigh* It didn't last long, cause the sibs were supsicious and didn't hide very long.

My first kiss with K . . . to put this in perspective, we started officially dating the day before I had my wisdom teeth removed. My teeth were severly impacted, and I had to have actual surgery to remove them. My face swelled up really badly, and I had bruises from ear to ear. So our first kiss was about two days after my surgery, and my jaw was so swollen I could barely get my mouth open, so it was a really crappy kiss. lol It improved from there - K's a good kisser and really likes kissing.

 

[minx1]

I love kissing. It's probably one of my most favourite things.

I can't pinpoint one particular kiss as being the best as there have been very memorable ones. Also ones that are memorable for all the wrong reasons too *laugh*

But generally the best kisses have been the ones that I have had to wait for.

D took my breathe away with kisses, something about the combination of tenderly stroking my face and holding me firmly by clutching a handful of my hair.

I like passionate, biting, intermitent tongues and a mix of gentleness and forcefulness.

I don't like a full mouth examination with a tongue or feel like I am drinking buckets of someones saliva.

 

[Cattypuss]

I LOVE good kissing - can be the most erotic thing on earth - can make my clit go from totally asleep to totally engorged in just a few seconds.

Bad kissing is worse than a limp handshake (am I the only person who has to stop themselves from wiping their hand on their trouser-leg immediately after receiving a limp handshake?).

I have had two outstanding kisses (and zilliions of excellent ones). One each from the two men I have truly loved in my lfe. Both were done in a sexual context, not a romantic context, but both were done with such an exquisite combination of gentleness, assertiveness, hunger, restraint and delicacy that my knees literally went week and I thought I might swoon a la Victorian lady.

 

[Keroin]

I don't like a full mouth examination with a tongue or feel like I am drinking buckets of someones saliva.

I had a brief fling with a fellow whose mouth was huge and when he kissed me he just kind of swallowed my face. It was very unpleasant. Shame because he was a fantastic lover in all other respects.

I LOVE good kissing - can be the most erotic thing on earth - can make my clit go from totally asleep to totally engorged in just a few seconds.

Bad kissing is worse than a limp handshake (am I the only person who has to stop themselves from wiping their hand on their trouser-leg immediately after receiving a limp handshake?).

I have had two outstanding kisses (and zilliions of excellent ones). One each from the two men I have truly loved in my lfe. Both were done in a sexual context, not a romantic context, but both were done with such an exquisite combination of gentleness, assertiveness, hunger, restraint and delicacy that my knees literally went week and I thought I might swoon a la Victorian lady.

You're not alone on the limp handshake thing. It feels like grabbing a dead fish. Ick.

My worst kiss happened when I was 17. I should probably say it was my most embarrassing, not my worst. I had a massive crush on this guy who was several years older than me. We were just friends but he was so *worldly* and fun and attractive that he melted me. Whenever he dropped me off at home, he'd give me a quick peckish-type kiss.

Finally, one night I decided it was time to take a chance and see if I had any hopes with this guy. When he moved in for the standard farewell kiss, I opened my lips and thrust my tongue into his mouth. His response was...nothing. My tongue was just probing around on it's own. I pulled away and he said, "Oh, well...um...ha ha...that was interesting". And in that moment I realized what I should have all along - he was gay and he thought I knew it.

Argh, there was not a rock big enough or dark enough for me to crawl under that night. What a schmuck I was.

 

[kiss_of_sin]

my best kiss of all time was when he shoved me against the wall, grabbed my hair, pulled it tight so i couldnt move, shoved his body into mine, moaned right before his lips gently, persuasively, pleadingly, adoringly worshipped mine. its was a heady combination of need, want, lust, love and perfection. it was crazy! i LOVED it.

does anyone else find kissing a man who slobers alot in your mouth completely gross?!?!? ew!im like, yeah i make enough of my own saliva. lol.

 

[Cattypuss]

My worst kiss was about ten years ago, from a 50-yr-old man who should have known better. He grabbed me and violently pressed his closed, immobile mouth against mine (too many old Hollywood movies?) and when I tried to pull back a bit he just pressed harder, actually injuring my neck.

Took me several weeks to teach him about kissing, which turned out to be a revelation to him. He honestly thought it was all about forceful pressure on the mouth.

I also a few months ago was kissed a few times by a man whose technique was excellent but the whole effect was ruined by his rhythmic groaning from the moment our lips touched (think Laurie Anderson's "O Superman").

 

[minx1]

I had a brief fling with a fellow whose mouth was huge and when he kissed me he just kind of swallowed my face. It was very unpleasant. Shame because he was a fantastic lover in all other respects.

Yeah...sink plunger syndrome I've had similar. Eeewwww

The two shockers for me were the one who seemed to be trying to reach my tonsil with the tip of his tongue...there was no other movement, just this deep throat manoeuvre and what can i say....I have a strong gag reflex something I'm working on, but still....not with tongue in mind!

And the one where I was literally being filled with saliva. I felt like I was drowning in it. He obviously was making a lot of it and instead of swallowing...spitting it into my mouth. I mean, c'mon. Thats just lazy...Swallow for god sake, don't expect me to swallow it for you!
gross. uurrgh. *shivers*

 

[Cattypuss]

does anyone else find kissing a man who slobers alot in your mouth completely gross?!?!? ew!im like, yeah i make enough of my own saliva. lol.

Yup!!!

 

[kiss_of_sin]

lol, my worst kiss was with the same man! go figure, however, he quickly learned

yup, saliva. way to gross a girl out!

 

[PertPerth]

My first kiss, at 15, was awful! Wet, scratchy (hairy face), awkward...and he wouldn't let me pull away for air. It was quite scary actually. I really didn't want to kiss him again. Fortunately I found out after him that kissing was nice - very nice! I'm a huge fan of kissing.
The last guy I dated was the 2nd worst kisser. Seriously, how can a guy get to 40 and not be able to kiss?? I felt like he was always about to fall asleep - or that I was boring him or something. No passion. I wasn't very upset when he dumped me.
The best kisser I've had the fortune of kissing was a guy I dated the year before last. He's kind of awkward with sex in general - but he's an amazing kisser. I still remember the first time he kissed me - dropping me off after our first date, he kissed me in the car.
*sighs* I'm so single.

 

[HisSexyPet]

Best kiss ever. Mine and B's first kiss. I came around the corner and our eyes met. We were drawn to each other like magnets. I don't even remember walking to him. The look in his eyes was breath taking. I could see the love and lust build and then our mouths met. Was the most perfect fit of mouths, tongues and technique. We instinctively knew how to please each other from the first moment. Each kiss since then has been just as perfect.

Worse kisser was my soon to be ex. Our first kiss I felt like I was kissing a labrador retreiver. All tongue and licking outside my lips...ewww. Should have listened to my warning bells going off.

 

[Netzach]

The closed-lipped kiss is, IMO completely underrated. It doesn't have to be chaste or dull. It's a kind of restraint on passion that makes for the hottest of hot moments before your're devouring one another and pulling off your clothes.

 

[Luminary]

Best Kiss of all time

The best kiss of all time;

Had to be when I was in the ninth grade.
It was after band practice.
And a boy I liked was walking me home.
We were both in marching band.

He was a trombone player; I was alto sax.

The park we walk though was nice and quiet.
Lots of trees and it had a walking path.

I remember he stopped and called my name;
I stopped walking;
And he reaches for the back of my neck; pulling me closer to him.

I remember the softness of his hand on my neck ...
And the firmness of his lips on mine...
The way his tongue felt in my mouth...
My tongue touching his.....

The Kiss seem to go on forever !!!

It was sweet, and passionate ...
Almost making me dizzy....
and something I will never forget.

 

[WriterDom]

My first girlfriend had dated several seniors when she was just in the 10th grade. Claimed to be a virgin but she sucked a number of cocks. On our first date we were kissing in the backseat as my friend, still my friend W was driving us around on a double date. The girl reaches in my shorts and start fondling my penis. I came about as fast as Forrest Gump did in the movie when he felt Jenny's tits. I was a little embarrassed but she just kind of giggled.

So I came from my first kiss.

Dated her for two years. She was pretty hot in her day. Not now though.

 

[MisterSir]

My first kiss was awkward, my second kiss was worse and if I'd known at the time that they were the only loving I was going to get for five-nearly-six long, looooooooooong years I'd have put more effort in.

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

I KISSING!!! mmmmmmmmmhhhhh

A kiss can say so much. Same as a touch. Love both very much!

Theres so many ways how to kiss someone. Theres these playful kisses, teasing kisses, a kiss that just say "I love you", passionate kisses, horny kisses, sensual kisses, seductive kisses, goodbye kisses (don't like these! lol) etc etc etc.

You can say so much with a kiss. I call it speaking without words. I don't like the really wet kisses, the labrador ones lol, I like the sensual kind of kissing. The kind of kiss that makes you all weak and leaves you beg for more. The kind of kiss where you feel as if the world around you just dissapeared and the only thing that matters is you and him and the way how you feel together. The kind of kiss that makes you close your eyes and allow yaself get lost in the sweet intoxication it brings. The kind of kiss where it's not just about the tongues, but where his hands hold you tight in his arms and his kiss pinning you to the bed/wall and his hands slowly stroke you all over. Can be gentle - can be dominant, I love both.

A good kiss do wonders with me. It always makes me go weak in my knees and it also excites me very much. From my man always. I just love kissing. It's a way how I express love and my feelings. Theres hundert ways how to kiss someone and I am deffo the person who is using them to show love. I love give kisses and love getting kisses even more! For me it's some kind of conection and intimacy I seek. It's kind of affirmation, acceptance and reasurance. It feels good and makes me feel loved and cared for and owned. Depends on the way of kissing.

I think a KISS is a beautiful way how to tell someone "I love You!" and it's also very nice foreplay. Nice long slowly kissing and biting and nibbling, shivers, I love this!! You touch my body and I automatically turn my head to kiss you. You kiss me and I wanna fuck lol. Maybe it's cuz I am getting HOT way too easily and way too fast. lol

Kissing 4ever!!!

 

[Hisbeauty]

The worst kisser i ever had was my boyfriend when i was 17 and in HS. i actually had to wipe all the spit off my mouth everywhere after he was done. Not exciting and rather gross actually. we didn't last long.

The best kisser...my Sir. But He has had lots of practice...it's just right, not too much tongue or spit, and it's very exciting.

But i think it's also exciting because of the mutual feelings.

 

[Netzach]

Best kisses for me have been girl kisses. My first gf, especially. We could kiss for days, but some of the roughest most pull your shirt off sex I ever had was with her, kissing her was not polite or refined at all, and spit was part of the bargain, which was good.

T is passionate and melts me, M kisses *like* a girl, but girls really kiss like girls and they're good at it.

With the exception of one girl where we were both like "omg, your mouth is identical to mine and it's weeeeeird."

 

[Keroin]

Best kisses for me have been girl kisses. My first gf, especially. We could kiss for days, but some of the roughest most pull your shirt off sex I ever had was with her, kissing her was not polite or refined at all, and spit was part of the bargain, which was good.

T is passionate and melts me, M kisses *like* a girl, but girls really kiss like girls and they're good at it.

With the exception of one girl where we were both like "omg, your mouth is identical to mine and it's weeeeeird." LOL!

The first time I ate a ripe, warm mango, I thought, 'this feels like a girl kiss'.

 

[Keroin]

My Best Kiss of All Time happened at the age of 15. I think I fell in love with DC the first moment I saw him, but then so did every other girl. Never imagining I'd have a shot with the most popular guy in school, (please, I was a library assistant for Codsake), allowed me to be myself and we became fast friends.

By the end of our second year in school together, we were as close as brother and sister. It wasn't unusual for us to hold hands, put our arms around each other or hug...in a strictly fraternal kind of way. And though my torch still burned, it burned secretly.

Then, a few weeks before the start of tenth grade, we were out at the drive-in with two other friends, packed into my friend T's tiny MG, watching Night of the Living Dead II. Sitting with our feet in the mini back seat and our bums on the canvas convertible top, DC and I snuggled together as the heat of the summer vanished. There was nothing special about this night, I still don't know what happened. One moment we were cracking jokes and the next we were looking in each other's eyes and then...we kissed.

In the history of kissing, I'm not sure you could find two sets of lips, two mouths, two tongues more perfectly engineered to fit together.

My heart hopped a freight train headed south.

We kissed while brain-hungry zombies went on a rampage, we kissed all the way to my front door. (T, bless her, drove as slow as a granny on Prozac).

The next day, we would meet and confess our mutual crushes and kiss some more but that night would never be equaled. He was my first love and I his. There's such magic in that.

 

[00Syd]

My first kiss was during a game of truth or dare with a good friend of mine who, at the time, was the most flamingly gay dude I had ever met.

 

[HoHoBomb]

Our first kiss was at a 4way Stop sign, we kissed at every stop sign on the way home. Simply the best.