Where is James R. Scouries?

[YoursSINSerely]

Has anyone seen him lately? Has anyone heard from him? I miss him!

 

[bsergi1]

Has anyone seen him lately? Has anyone heard from him? I miss him!

I don't know where he is.

 

[Fatwa_Morgana]

I met him once. In Paris. At a little bistro along the Seine. He was a gentleman, but at the same time, he was a scoundrel. He was all things to all people. I hated him. My god, how I miss him!......Morgana

 

[sarahhh]

Has anyone seen him lately? Has anyone heard from him? I miss him!

James died. In fact, he was crucified by the pharisees. But he'll be coming back from the dead soon, and I'd like to see those drama queens top that!

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Has anyone seen him lately? Has anyone heard from him? I miss him!

The sweet smell of summer flowers and mown grass around the boards should have told me the septic tank had been drained.

Hasn't it been nice to see the flourishing of new shoots (posters) here since the slugs have been eliminated - if only temporarily.

Miss him, SINS? You need meds.

 

[Smarmy_and_Sappe]

I don't know where he is.

I'm surprised Freddy, I thought you had your head completely up Sqarahhhhhhh/Poopbah/Scrwurvies ass.

 

[bsergi1]

I'm surprised Freddy, I thought you had your head completely up Sqarahhhhhhh/Poopbah/Scrwurvies ass.

Sammy Peepee--not all the bees are for Boston. Unfortunately, I'm up nobody's ass. Maybe yours is available???

 

[YoursSINSerely]

James died. In fact, he was crucified by the pharisees. But he'll be coming back from the dead soon, and I'd like to see those drama queens top that!

Oh, Sarahh, I extend my deepest sympathy to you.

He's coming back from the dead? Is he coming back as a..... a woman? Did he die on the operating table during a sex change operation? Oh, how exciting this is going to be! I can't wait for the smoke to clear. Maybe we'll have a new queen on the boards.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Nope. He's coming back as an assexual tapeworm - to reflect his real persona.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Nope. He's coming back as an assexual tapeworm - to reflect his real persona.

Elf, he really is one of the better writers. It doesn't matter to me who or what he is reincarnated to be, I would like to read more of his stories. So, there! I'm sticking out my tongue at you.

 

[MagicFingers]

Shhhhhhh

Has anyone seen him lately? Has anyone heard from him? I miss him!

He might hear you and come back.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

He might hear you and come back.

That was my point. I've been trying to make enough noise to get him to rise from the dead. Apparently, I can't. I'm beginning to think he's gone for good. It's too bad because the board has been very quiet, some topics have been too serious, and some have just been too boring to even comment about.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Elf, he really is one of the better writers. It doesn't matter to me who or what he is reincarnated to be, I would like to read more of his stories. So, there! I'm sticking out my tongue at you.

Feel free to stick your tongue out. My gripe is quite simple.

Scouries writes juvenile stuff - anyone serious about incest wouldn't be posting here - then disparages any writer whom he daigns to take offence with.

He has gone because the bubble burst.

The nice bunch that used to frequent these forums have gone away - as SSSarah said, because the nastiness has got unbearable. The return to more normal comments has been fantastic and I hope will persuade loads of guys to stay. Scouries is like those San Diego squids - better boiled, chopped and frozen.

He was killing this site.

 

[ms.read]

or he is lurking in the darkness... puuting his mind to more fun things... like actually writing a more in a professional manner prehaps?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I heard he's already back and writing stories under a different name. I heard he's even won a contest or two.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

I heard he's already back and writing stories under a different name. I heard he's even won a contest or two.

If true, good luck to him. His writing style was good but spoiled by a frenetic desire to be the 'best'. viz. his mania for irrelevant stats and forever seeing conspiracies. Nice to know he's maturing at last. The different name? I'd like to read.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I heard he's already back and writing stories under a different name. I heard he's even won a contest or two.

Do you mean to say, "He walks amongst us?" Oh, my! I'll have to look around some more. Thanks for the headsup, BFW.

 

[sr71plt]

That's what I repeatedly told him he should do. It's wonderful that he saw the wisdom of my advice and has taken it.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

That's what I repeatedly told him he should do. It's wonderful that he saw the wisdom of my advice and has taken it.

It would be a better world, oh modest one, if we took your advice more, sr71plt.

Forgive us, Dear Pilot, for we know not what we do.

 

[sr71plt]

I knew that would bring some mice out of the wainscotting.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I knew that would bring some mice out of the wainscotting.

Do you think a little mouse would drop a little hint so little me can find a little, albeit, childish story to read?

The way you guys all talk about each other, I thought the site was full of rats, not mice.

I really would like to see Gabby put some numbers together for the Nude Day Contest Results. I like spreadsheets. I like pie charts. I like pie, too.

 

[ScouriesWorld]

It's okay. Don't worry.

He's just going to be in Paris until tomorrow. He had to go. The group who organized the French "semaine james r scouries" invited him over for a gala evening. But he'll be back...

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english2010/photo/2010-06/20/13359446_171n.jpg
jim? je l'aime...​

 

[TxRad]

Yeah scouries, that thread over in the AH that continually tells the newbies about your fake lists and fake contests has you running in circles and pulling up old threads. Not that it will do you any good.

You're in Paris like you live in Miami. Bullshit through and through.

It's very easy to tell since you are scourieworld. Idiot.