Cyber Mistress/Master Wanted

i'm from the uk, but unfortunately you don't seem quite what i am looking.

but your post is well thought out and i like how you know exactly what you are looking for, so good luck with your search.
 
Hello

How you doing ?

how's your search coming along ?

feel free to contact me anytime
 
Interesting that you don't want to show your face yet you want your Master/Mistress to send pictures of theirs and you are demanding that they are very good looking. You wantto be controlled yet you have set guidelines such as calling it a day whenever you feel like it and not furnishing any details about yourself.

Signs of you being a fake:
1) You attempting to control the relationship from the start
2) You preferring a Mistress
3) You claiming to be bisexual
4) You claining you are a virgin

My analysis of this is:
1) You are a male and being controlled by a female gets you off.
2) You desire to get a visual of this good looking female who is controlling you.
3) You are attempting to get off online and don't have the balls to be honest about it.

I'm betting I'm 95% accurate here.
 
Interesting that you don't want to show your face yet you want your Master/Mistress to send pictures of theirs and you are demanding that they are very good looking. You wantto be controlled yet you have set guidelines such as calling it a day whenever you feel like it and not furnishing any details about yourself.

Signs of you being a fake:
1) You attempting to control the relationship from the start
2) You preferring a Mistress
3) You claiming to be bisexual
4) You claining you are a virgin

My analysis of this is:
1) You are a male and being controlled by a female gets you off.
2) You desire to get a visual of this good looking female who is controlling you.
3) You are attempting to get off online and don't have the balls to be honest about it.

I'm betting I'm 95% accurate here.


the problem with what you said is that you haven't talked to her or any thing im guessing you have took all the info you base your claim off of straight out of her post
and every thing you claim states that you your self is a idiot and not giveing the benefit of the dough which you must do since other wise what is the point of living


now to the original poster i am interested so get back to me and lets see what happens
 
the problem with what you said is that you haven't talked to her or any thing im guessing you have took all the info you base your claim off of straight out of her post
and every thing you claim states that you your self is a idiot and not giveing the benefit of the dough which you must do since other wise what is the point of living


now to the original poster i am interested so get back to me and lets see what happens


Of course I should have "giveing the benefit of the dough" as you put it. I didn't know we were making fucking bread. Go back to school you 19 year old punk, you need to get an education before you can compete with me or anyone else. On second thought MisterSir would probably be drooling over a pathetic shit like you.
 
Well you're not '95% accurate' as you so claim,

I am not a man; if I didn't make it clear, I am happy to share pictures of my body, and I don't demand that my Mistress (or Master) show theirs, just that if we do happen to share pictures, that they at least look after their body as I do mine.

I have had plenty of times where I have not seen pictures of someone while we have had online fun.

I'm doing this online, as I am not experienced in anything. Including BDSM. I haven't the opportunity to meet people where I live, and living with the family is a hinderance. This is my way of exploring BDSM, as I don't want to leap straight into a physical relationship in this way. That and I am a shy person and don't have a partner.

I request a Mistress because I am more attracted to women, though I do find men appealing.

I said I am a virgin because I am a virgin.


If you have a problem, then rant all you want, I just hope you haven't turned off anyone who would be willing to try.

I hope for your sake that some loser buys your story.

In the meantime, any bidders for this 20 year old shy lesbian virgin who is from the UK? I hear 50 cents, 75, 85, how about $1.00 folks? Ging once, oh I hear $1.00, and now $1.10 from a pee wee voice in the back, okay going once twice three times, sold to the dwarf hiding in the back row, sir come up and claim your prize, what's your name?

I can't hear you sir, oh what's that?, Your name is MisterSir. Ohhh so you are the mighty 20 year old dom from Lit, we finally meet. I didn't realize you were such a pathetic shit. I mean congratulations on acquiring this shy and confused lesbian virgin from the UK. Now on to the next auction folks.
 
Of course I should have "giveing the benefit of the dough" as you put it. I didn't know we were making fucking bread. Go back to school you 19 year old punk, you need to get an education before you can compete with me or anyone else. On second thought MisterSir would probably be drooling over a pathetic shit like you.

god i misspell a single word and you jump down my damn throat your more pathetic than i thought and im not a punk im stating a simple fact that your a jackass
and i have a education and i can compete with you and any one like you since at least im not a jackass all i do is tell it like i see it which is the truth
 
I hope for your sake that some loser buys your story.

In the meantime, any bidders for this 20 year old shy lesbian virgin who is from the UK? I hear 50 cents, 75, 85, how about $1.00 folks? Ging once, oh I hear $1.00, and now $1.10 from a pee wee voice in the back, okay going once twice three times, sold to the dwarf hiding in the back row, sir come up and claim your prize, what's your name?

I can't hear you sir, oh what's that?, Your name is MisterSir. Ohhh so you are the mighty 20 year old dom from Lit, we finally meet. I didn't realize you were such a pathetic shit. I mean congratulations on acquiring this shy and confused lesbian virgin from the UK. Now on to the next auction folks.

this si the type of crap im talking about you insult every one but thoes who fit into what you believe is good and right since you live in your own little world in your head
and you cant see that most people in this site hate your guts and we only put up with you because your amusing
 
god i misspell a single word and you jump down my damn throat your more pathetic than i thought and im not a punk im stating a simple fact that your a jackass
and i have a education and i can compete with you and any one like you since at least im not a jackass all i do is tell it like i see it which is the truth

Like I wrote in the other thread about your education level:

A typo here and there is fine but here are your mistakes:

Proof you are a dumbass:
The first word "and" should be a capital A. The words "mother and father" the first letter in each should be capitalized. "Surly" is spelled wrong. "i" should be capital. "im" should be I'm" (two errors in one word there).

You are a freaking loser punk. Seriously go back to high school and get an education. Otherwise you will just look like a dumb fuck (which you are).

Now in this post there is a whole new series of mistakes but I'm not about to waste more time on you. Take my advice and go back to school, as of right now you are a fucking dumbass. Dumbass you cannot compete with me, you should only know.

You will seriously struggle through life if you don't learn how to write, take my advice, end your posts here, go back to school and change your diaper while you're at it.

In 20 years you wil see I'm right and say, "Damn that useyou guy was right on, shit I should have listened to him because now I live in this hole in this rat infested wall and the government has to help me survive."

Yes you dumbass, people like me end up supporting dumbasses like you. Who said life was fair?
 
there is a difference between youR and you'RE.

You need to learn how to read you dumbass sheep as I wrote:

"A typo here and there is fine but here are your mistakes:"

Now crawl back into your sheepish hole and don't come back out until I tell you too.
 
Back to the topic of my original thread...
I tried playing with someone today and found that I really need someone...dirtier.
I missed the name calling, and she didn't seem to be able to give the forceful commands I longed for.
But it's all a learning curve
So I'm still looking... if anyone is interested

You are going to find that problem a lot. Few people in Lit have the nerve to be truely forceful, and if you are looking for women to do that, it's almost impossible to find. Take it from the wise and almighty useyou, I know these things.

Most "Doms" in here are anything but and most "Domme's" in here are just shallow lesbians. They may all pretend, but lets face it, you can't be a Lit sheep and be a Dom or Domme. Think about it, to be dominant you must have the balls to stand up and buck the common way of thinking. Don't get me wrong I am certainly not volunteering for the position. Although if I did your fucking head would be spinning.

Now Arianna, this is free advice take it for what it's worth, no charge this time.

Now, you Lit sheep, fire away you freaking losers.
 
Big-headed much?
Good luck with finding someone's head to 'spin'
I just hope you leave my little thread be so I can find someone, too

Lesi, I have no intention of leaving.

You are certainly inexperienced is you think I was playing about the head spinning (hey dumb bitch, psst....FYI it was a figure of speech).

If my name continues to be mentioned by you and your lacky lieout I will be back, otherwise I just might to move on to something productive like ridding the world of Lit sheep.
 
Lesi, I have no intention of leaving.

You are certainly inexperienced is you think I was playing about the head spinning (hey dumb bitch, psst....FYI it was a figure of speech).

If my name continues to be mentioned by you and your lacky lieout I will be back, otherwise I just might to move on to something productive like ridding the world of Lit sheep.

god your funny.
you need to learn taht we are not sheep but dorm he way you are acting you are a sheep
but hey who am i to point out your short comings? but then agian im no ones lackey i just have a problem when a jack ass like you thinks its his god given right to be a hypocrite and a fucking stupid ass
 
god your funny.
you need to learn taht we are not sheep but dorm he way you are acting you are a sheep
but hey who am i to point out your short comings? but then agian im no ones lackey i just have a problem when a jack ass like you thinks its his god given right to be a hypocrite and a fucking stupid ass

Lieout, first, get a job, maybe if you save up enough money you can buy a rats brain and get a transplant, it will be an improvement from what you have now.
 
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Honey, listen, people have been attacking useyou for a while. As soon as he posts on this website, they go after him. I'm sorry your thread got abused like it did....keep trying to find what you want. Not everyone on this website is an ass.... And damnit, useyou, MisterSir is a friend of mine. Keep his name off your filthy, cum-encrusted keyboard.
 
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