You know it's hot out when

[SeaCat]

You know it's hot out when you're sitting in the shade and sweating so much you're leaving wet fingerprints in the book you are reading.

You know it's hot out when the cats refuse to step out into the patio.

You know it's both hot and humid out when your wife walks across the yard and looks like she has entered a wet T-Shirt Contest.

Cat

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

I can SO relate. It has been unbelievably hot here today. The temperature was 101 degrees at 3 p.m. and the simple act of walking the dog was torturous. I was sweating bullets and my hair was drenched with sweat. All we did was walk across the yard and back to the house. Unreal.

 

[TE999]

It's so hot I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking. (ba-da-bum)

 

[jomar]

It's hotter than a June bride in a feather bed.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Ah, the benefits of the sea breezes off the Japan Current.

 

[TE999]

It's hotter than a sheriff's pistol on Saturday night.

 

[JackLuis]

Ah, the benefits of the sea breezes off the Japan Current.

Braggart!

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

It's so hot that Dante is tweeting about the weather.

It's so hot the birds are using potholders to pick up the worms.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

You know it's hot & humid out when you get out of your car in morning after driving to work and you glasses fog up!

It's so hot that even the lizards want to come inside.

 

[TE999]

It's so hot the popcorn is popping in the fields.

It's so hot the hookers on the corner are wearing flameproof 'fuck-me' shoes.

 

[Austin8]

It's so hot the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

 

[Austin8]

It's hotter than two mice f***ing in a wool sock.

It's hotter than a whore on dollar night.

It's hotter than a 2-peckered billy goat.

 

[TE999]

It's hotter than a freshly fucked fox in a forest fire.

It's hotter than a screwed cat on a tin roof.

 

[michchick98]

Two words: sweat wedgies

 

[redpaint]

It's so hot that I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

It's so hot, today I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.

It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them
from laying hard-boiled eggs.

 

[TE999]

It's so hot I saw the parks' statues sitting in the fountain.

 

[Dragonlipz]

It's so hot I saw a squirrel putting sunblock on his nuts......

I had an elderly (and shameless) landlady who used to observe that: "It's hotter than love."

 

[Dragonlipz]

It got to around sixty where I live, north of Seattle. I wore a long sleeve T-shirt today......

 

[slyc_willie]

Two words: sweat wedgies

In the restaurant industry, we call that "waiter ass."

When you're working and running so hard that sweat actually drips down between the cheeks of your butt.

It ain't pleasant, folks. Especially when it happens midway through your shift and you've got another two hours to go . . . .

 

[Handley_Page]

You know it's too hot and humid when you start looking seriously at the cost of air conditioning. . . . .

 

[michchick98]

In the restaurant industry, we call that "waiter ass."

When you're working and running so hard that sweat actually drips down between the cheeks of your butt.

It ain't pleasant, folks. Especially when it happens midway through your shift and you've got another two hours to go . . . .

It hasn't been too bad here this week, but it'll be hot and humid here next week. I work in a factory with no A/C and by the time I get home, my clothes are literally stuck to my skin. It's also not a pleasant experience.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

We sweat to cool us. The evaporation of a liquid absords huge amounts of heat. If youre outside mowing the grass or whatever, wear a wet tee-shirt, the evaporation of the water in the fabric will cool you down as you work. Rubbing alcohol works faster, but water is cheaper.

In Vietnam it was always hot, I mean like 120 degrees with 100% humidity. Cokes & beer were plentiful but ice wasnt. So what we did was blast a warm can of Coke or beer with carbon dioxide from a portable fire extinguisher. But almost any aerosol will work.

 

[SlickTony]

It's been upwards of 100 here, and humid with it.

Spring has sprung
Fall has not fell.
Summer's here
And it's hot as hell.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

You know it's too hot and humid when you start looking seriously at the cost of air conditioning. . . . .

It's hot and humid and you're getting older. Happened to us nine years ago. Best home improvement ever!

 

[mythtrav16]

You know it's hot when you see Al Gore leaving his home, without turning off the air conditioner.

You know it's hot when the dog comes in and tries to drink the toilet water... while you're still sitting on it.

You know it's hot when you give up on antipersperants and just buy yourself a pack of sponges.

You know it's hot when you invite some friends over for lunch, but your don't bother wasting gas on the BBQ - you just roll it out in the sun for a couple hours and let the hotplate heat up by itself.

You know it's hot when you find yourself wishing that literotica stories would ease up on the sex scenes, so they don't get you so hot-blooded.