After much thought, I've decided to become a Liberal Democrat

[miles]

It feels so much better. I trust the President and Congress to do what's best for the country, my family, and me. The US no longer has enemies, just opportunities for diplomacy. Taxes? Not a problem. Whatever the government decides they need is okay by me. Besides, just about everyone who has more money than me either inherited it or ripped it off from someone else. Everything is crystal clear now.

Free at last, free at last. Thank Barack Obama I'm free at last.

 

[Saint Peter]

I will become a conservative nutcase just to balance the field.

 

[fgarvb1]

I'm just trying to figure out how the fuck I'm supposed to retire in twelve to fifteen years!

 

[phrodeau]

(edited)

I trust the President and Congress to do what's best for the country, my family, and me.

Don't do it. I tried that eight years ago.

 

[Lost Cause]

This helped me decide to be a Paulista..

http://www.resort.com/~prime8/Orwell/nationalism.html

http://evankeane.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/george_orwell_with_quotes.jpg

 

[firespin]

"After much thought, I've decided to become a Liberal Democrat"

Good one!

It would have been more convincing had you gone the more traditional route:

"After a cursory examination of my self-interest, combined with the naive desire to try to use political power to solve all problems and make everybody 'equal', I've taken the easy road and will vote for whomever most TV networks and national publications promote."

 

[MonkeyFootball]

"After much thought, I've decided to become a Liberal Democrat"

Good one!

It would have been more convincing had you gone the more traditional route:

"After a cursory examination of my self-interest, combined with the naive desire to try to use political power to solve all problems and make everybody 'equal', I've taken the easy road and will vote for whomever most TV networks and national publications promote."

Good one.
Think I will post a copy of this in my office.

 

[mypoliticalalt]

As far left as OB wants to stretch the country, lib dem may be the new center.

 

[fgarvb1]

As far left as OB wants to stretch the country, lib dem may be the new center.

True that.

and very scary.

 

[Wrong Element]

After much thought

See, right there, I knew you had to be joking.

 

[RightField]

Cool...does that make you eligible for official "Friends of Obama" government handouts?

 

[RightField]

Can I join too....I've been thinking of getting a new Jag and would welcome some government money to offset some of the cost.

 

[islandman]

Can I join too....I've been thinking of getting a new Jag and would welcome some government money to offset some of the cost.

You're a Liberal Democrat now. It's Government Motors or a tricycle. Your choice.

 

[RightField]

You're a Liberal Democrat now. It's Government Motors or a tricycle. Your choice.

Corvette? Enticing. Don't Government types get big black Cadillac Escallades? That wouldn't be half-bad. I could get some neigbors together and we could make a wagon train and zoom around town with police escorts....especially valuable for getting to concerts on time.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

"After much thought, I've decided to become a Liberal Democrat"

Good one!

It would have been more convincing had you gone the more traditional route:

"After a cursory examination of my self-interest, combined with the naive desire to try to use political power to solve all problems and make everybody 'equal', I've taken the easy road and will vote for whomever most TV networks and national publications promote."

I'm sure that's what he meant.

 

[Powertone]

feel free to insult Sarah Palin and her family with my best wishes, Miles...


and Miles...since becoming a LIB, no one's told you to shut the fuck up...ahhh to be a democrat

 

[KingOrfeo]

As far left as OB wants to stretch the country, lib dem may be the new center.

IF ONLY!

 

[MonkeyFootball]

And if you stop paying your taxes you can get a cabinet position!

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

It feels so much better. I trust the President and Congress to do what's best for the country, my family, and me. The US no longer has enemies, just opportunities for diplomacy. Taxes? Not a problem. Whatever the government decides they need is okay by me. Besides, just about everyone who has more money than me either inherited it or ripped it off from someone else. Everything is crystal clear now.

Free at last, free at last. Thank Barack Obama I'm free at last.

What difference does it make when your wife supports you? Or is this your way of saying you've finally gotten a job so finally you actually pay taxes?

 

[Luk]

Isn't miles the guy who sponges off his wife and cheats on her? Talk about looking a gift horse and all.

 

[Sean]

Isn't miles the guy who sponges off his wife and cheats on her? Talk about looking a gift horse and all.

On the plus side, he has acquired an encyclopaedic knowledge of cheap motels.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Isn't miles the guy who sponges off his wife and cheats on her? Talk about looking a gift horse and all.

Yeah, that's him. Good ole Republican values.

 

[KRCummings]

Isn't miles the guy who sponges off his wife and cheats on her? Talk about looking a gift horse and all.

Miles has a wife?
Was she the winner of Stupidest Bitch Alive?

 

[Luk]

On the plus side, he has acquired an encyclopaedic knowledge of cheap motels.

So I should pm him when I'm in need of an hourly rate dump?

Yeah, that's him. Good ole Republican values.

Not so much Republican as Assholian.

Miles has a wife?
Was she the winner of Stupidest Bitch Alive?

No, she came in third. He already married and got dumped by the winner and the runner-up.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Miles has a wife?
Was she the winner of Stupidest Bitch Alive?

Miles has a "complicated" relationship with his wife