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LusciousLoralie said:
that's pretty much what I said
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Yeah, but, when you were a high-school freshman, I was a junior. ...In college. Being a 19-year-old maiden is kind of cool. Being a 25-year-old man-virgin is when they start putting you in a zoo cage for all the little kids to laugh at. o_O
 
CWatson said:
Yeah, but, when you were a high-school freshman, I was a junior. ...In college. Being a 19-year-old maiden is kind of cool. Being a 25-year-old man-virgin is when they start putting you in a zoo cage for all the little kids to laugh at. o_O
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I don't know if I'd say it's cool but yeah, you're right.
 
After a very very nice long weekend, I have to face 17 days of celibacy now... *sigh*
 
No sex for me tonight, but I've no complaints really :) I know it'll be soon enough before it gets made up for
 
Instead of mad sexing, all I'm getting is a constant stream of stupid feedback on my latest story. I'm not sure what happened, but I seem to have started into the demographic that makes "Loving Wives" a mental wasteland. "Wow, why is your teenage character exhibiting teenage-level idiocy?" "Wow, how come you aren't writing the story the way I think it should be written?" "Wow, how come you can't write and post 20 pages a day?"

I'm not sure what I did on the categories or blurb or whatever to make this story so accessible to the masses. All I know is that I better make sure to never do it again. I hate morons more than anything else in the world. If you gave me a choice between shooting Osama bin Laden and a moron, I would shoot the fucking moron. And I don't know why they're all reading my story.

(If I hate stupid people so much, why am I writing porn? Guess it takes one to hate one.)
 
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sirhugs said:
no one to do "it" with...
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I'm in the same boat. It's called the SS Celibacy and it's shaped like an erection, but the statue on the front is of a weepy-face emoticon. The pubic hair is the sails, and the testicles are where the powder and ball is stored.

...God, what did I just write?! These extra hormones are addling my brains! :eek:
 
well i don't really remember what it feels like to be touched by a woman, either. do remember though what it feels like to be touched by a man. and by now it is only eight days i have to wait before that happens again.
 
tolyk said:
No sex for me tonight, but I've no complaints really :) I know it'll be soon enough before it gets made up for
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Mind if I touch myself while looking at that profile pic? Love facial hair on a man....


And I haven't had sex in3 days
 
Nope. But hope springs eternal. Keep your fingers crossed for me...

(It sucks wanting to kiss someone but not being able to. Especially when she's right there.)
 
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