Most Influential Writer & Poet

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Freddie, Bostonfictionwriter, is the unofficial Most Influential Writer for 2008

Freddie, Bostonfictionwriter, is the unofficial winner of the Most Influential Writer Contest for 2008.

As the unofficial winner of the Most Influential Writer Contest for 2008, I'd just like to congratulate myself and thank all those people who voted for me.

"Congratulations Freddie."

"Thank you, Freddie."

"You did a wonderful job, Freddie."

"Thank you, again, Freddie."

"Matter of fact, you should have won in 2007, too. So, tell me, as the unofficial winner of the Most Influential Writer Contest for 2008, what are you going to do?"

"Well, I plan on making a lot of changes that I'm not a liberty to discuss presently. I'm meeting with the brain trust of this site, Sir Scouries, and the beautiful and multi-talented, Miss Gabby to discuss the challenges that we face in 2009 that will enhance Literotica."

By the way, I'm open for suggestions from those who have ideas for a better site.

Please post your ideas below.

Thank you all for making me the unofficial winner of the Most Influential Writer Contest for 2008!

 

[sr71plt]

Ah, the Susan Boyle of Literotica. Next stop the hospital's breakdown ward?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Ah, the Susan Boyle of Literotica. Next stop the hospital's breakdown ward?

Don't you get tired of writing to yourself, Habu?

Everyone now knows that we are the same person.

So, who are we today, pilot, spy, CIA operative, diplomat, singer, stage actor, screen idol, model, or writer?

I'm just me, Freddie, Bostonfictionwriter. I don't pretend to be anyone else other than the unofficial Most Influential Writer for 2008.

And you wish you looked as good or could sing as good as Susan Boyle, don't you?

Listen, 007, you really need to stop wearing women's clothes. You look ridiculous. If anyone is having a breakdown it's you trying to walk in high heels.

 

[sr71plt]

Don't you get tired of writing to yourself, Habu?

Everyone now knows that we are the same person.

So, who are we today, pilot, spy, CIA operative, diplomat, singer, stage actor, screen idol, model, or writer?

I'm just me, Freddie, Bostonfictionwriter. I don't pretend to be anyone else other than the unofficial Most Influential Writer for 2008.

And you wish you looked as good or could sing as good as Susan Boyle, don't you?

Listen, 007, you really need to stop wearing women's clothes. You look ridiculous. If anyone is having a breakdown it's you trying to walk in high heels.

So, I take it you did do a Susan Boyle at coming in second in this highly significant contest and are trying to recover balance in some hospital's loony bin(?)

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

So, I take it you did do a Susan Boyle at coming in second in this highly significant contest and are trying to recover balance in some hospital's loony bin(?)

Actually and unofficially, I came in first in Literotica's 2008 Most Influential Writer Contest.

We all know that DK and Selena, as well as Soular are all the same people.

Further, we all know that DK should be disqualified because she didn't write anything in 2008, so how could she influence anything.

Soular only wrote 2 stories. She didn't influence anything on the site either, except to receive make believe votes from DK and Selena's many computer banks.

And Selena is a terrible writer. The only thing she could influence is making people stop reading her stories.

I, on the other hand, was the best writer on the site for 2008.

Thank you for the flowers, by the way. That was very gay of you, but very thoughtful of you, nonetheless.

 

[sr71plt]

We all know that DK and Selena, as well as Soular are all the same people.

Wow, then if you put all of the votes of that one person into one pile, you really got your ass spanked in that contest, didn't you? (My guess is you didn't think this one out too clearly. )

 

[TxRad]

We all know that DK and Selena, as well as Soular are all the same people.

Since they all have different ISP numbers in three different states, it must be an interesting commute to work for her, she, them.

 

[michchick98]

Wow, then if you put all of the votes of that one person into one pile, you really got your ass spanked in that contest, didn't you? (My guess is you didn't think this one out too clearly. )

That's what he wanted, don't you know? Now he can whine incessantly for the next year about how he was robbed, etc. Yeah, same old recycled bullshit.

 

[sr71plt]

That's what he wanted, don't you know? Now he can whine incessantly for the next year about how he was robbed, etc. Yeah, same old recycled bullshit.

Of course. He laid the groundwork for that last week--after trumpeting premature victory dance the week before.

Now we move into phase three--the "you just don't understand my humor" phase (if, of course, he bypasses the "get off my thread, peasants" phase).

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Wow, then if you put all of the votes of that one person into one pile, you really got your ass spanked in that contest, didn't you? (My guess is you didn't think this one out too clearly. )

A phony vote is a phony vote. Alts and sock puppets who have a way to alter voting shouldn't be able to win contests here.

 

[sr71plt]

Yeah, I agree. Take Scouries, for instance. He was blatant about voting all his alts for you and you still dragged in behind.

I suspect Many Feathers had the only honest voting pattern--which shows the worth of these contests once again--not just way behind in the statistics but unjustly so dejected that his posting of stories on Lit. is in jeopardy. Quite a "brilliant" marketing move by the administration.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Since they all have different ISP numbers in three different states, it must be an interesting commute to work for her, she, them.

...and you know this how?

Hey, I could have my brother submit my stories from his home in Missouri and my sister submit other stories from her home in California.

There's plenty ways around it.

Moreover, what if their boyfriends, girlfriends, and/or spouses have jobs where they travel to the same locations on a regular basis and have access to the same computer, there you go.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Yeah, I agree. Take Scouries, for instance. He was blantant about voting all his alts for you and you still dragged in behind.

I suspect Many Feathers had the only honest voting pattern--which shows the worth of these contests once again.

You over estimate Scouries. I only received one vote from him and one vote from Sarahhh, the true brain trust on this site, as you know is me, Scouries, Gabby, and Sarahhh.

The rest of you are just jealous.

Actually, I was the only writer here out of how many tens of thousands of writers to be nominated as the Most Influential Writer and as the Most Influential Poet.

Now, I will put up all my stories that I wrote in 2008, more than one million words in 2008 alone, against all the stories that Soular and Selena wrote and all the stories that DK reposted and still win the contest, had the votes not been fixed by popularity.

Perhaps, if I had a pretend dead baby, I'd win this contest, too.

 

[sr71plt]

Ah, yes, now we move into the outrageously nasty comment/"get off my thread" phase.

Since we've heard all of this before, could you just shuffle on to the "you just don't understand my humor" phase?

Thanks.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Ah, yes, now we move into the outrageously nasty comment/"get off my thread" phase.

Since we've heard all of this before, could you just shuffle on to the "you just don't understand my humor" phase?

Thanks.

Actually, you don't have much of a sense of humor 007. You must be a Virgo. You are anal enough to be one. Virgos don't laugh much.

I think I'm a pretty funny guy. I laugh at what I write all the time. All my friends tell me that I should have been a stand up comic.

What I write has much truth to it. You know that I should have won for the Most Influential Writer on this site, based on the volume and quality of my stories.

Now, instead of having popularity contests, Literotica needs to do something about their contest. Perhaps, they could have a panel inconjunction with the popular vote with Laurel and/or Manu having a weighted deciding vote.

The way that contests are run now are nuts.

When a woman who doesn't even write a poem in 2008 gets nominated for being the Most Influential Poet in 2008 is beyond me.

How a writer who has only written 2 stories could be considered as the Most Influential Writer is outrageous.

When another writer pulls all her stories and makes up shit about me, for which she's since apologized, but the damage was done, and then reposts her stories...how is she the Most Influential Writer for 2008.

Now, in the case of Selena... I've read many of her stories and...she can't write.

You, Sir, by far, are a better writer than she is. We both know that, as you know that I am a much better writer than Selena.

You and I write different types of stories. You are more literary than I am. I'm more of the average kind of guy writer, which is not to say that my stories are not professional and well done. They are pitched at the average person.

Nonetheless, we all know that contests on Literotica are not fairly run.

So, with that written, I am the unofficial winner of Literotica's Most Influential Writer for 2008.

"Congratulations to me! Good job. Well done. Congrats! You out did yourself. A tremendous effort. Way to go, Freddie!"

 

[sr71plt]

No, I'm a Leo.

We all know you think you are funny, BFW--even without you incessantly telling us you are.

I don't know anything about Selena's writing ability. I've never read one of her stories. Unfortunately, I have read a couple of yours. The first couple of essays you wrote, however, I thought were amusing--but then you just kept on writing essentially the same thing over and over again; must have been in some sort of wordage contest, I guess.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Freddie,

You are amazingly modest, NOT. Funny, YES! Congrats to the winners, whoever they think they are.

I am Yours Sinserely,
Babs

 

[bsergi1]

No, I'm a Leo.

We all know you think you are funny, BFW--even without you incessantly telling us you are.

I don't know anything about Selena's writing ability. I've never read one of her stories. Unfortunately, I have read a couple of yours. The first couple of essays you wrote, however, I thought were amusing--but then you just kept on writing essentially the same thing over and over again; must have been in some sort of wordage contest, I guess.

I love it when BFW gets the fire in your belly LIT! That was an outright pun if I ever wrote one before. Where ya been Pilot? You've been suspiciously quiet lately.

Now, you gotta admit, between BFW and Scouries, they brought a lot of attention to this assenine (you know I can't spell) popularity contest. Poor Freddie only has a few friends in the world, so I think he did quite well in his vote counts, even if he never did get yours. Or, did he? Did you ever break down and give it up to him?

 

[bsergi1]

Ahh, My King!

I bow in your presents! You are sending them, right? I voted and swept out the driveway.

You will alway be my King, Freddie! Long write the King of Literotica! Hail!

 

[sr71plt]

I love it when BFW gets the fire in your belly LIT! That was an outright pun if I ever wrote one before. Where ya been Pilot? You've been suspiciously quiet lately.

Now, you gotta admit, between BFW and Scouries, they brought a lot of attention to this assenine (you know I can't spell) popularity contest. Poor Freddie only has a few friends in the world, so I think he did quite well in his vote counts, even if he never did get yours. Or, did he? Did you ever break down and give it up to him?

SINCE you asked, Selena can tell you what I've been doing lately--dropped three book manuscripts on her at eXcessica in the last week--and will drop two more by the middle of June. (That and I sang Verdi's Requiem with the Oratorio Society of Virginia yesterday--all work and no play makes . . .)

Yes, the Farce Troupe of Scouries and Company certainly did point to the shortcomings of the "contest" structure this time around (yet again). Unfortunately for BFW, I don't think he "got" that this was what Scouries and Company set out to do--using him. (but, psst, let's not tell BWF.)

No, I still have my poetry vote ready to give . . . what's that? It's not worth what anymore?

I'm happy to say that I'm 100 percent winners on my votes in this "contest."

 

[bsergi1]

SINCE you asked, Selena can tell you what I've been doing lately--dropped three book manuscripts on her at eXcessica in the last week--and will drop two more by the middle of June. (That and I sang Verdi's Requiem with the Oratorio Society of Virginia yesterday--all work and no play makes . . .)

Yes, the Farce Troupe of Scouries and Company certainly did point to the shortcomings of the "contest" structure this time around (yet again). Unfortunately for BFW, I don't think he "got" that this was what Scouries and Company set out to do--using him. (but, psst, let's not tell BWF.)

No, I still have my poetry vote ready to give . . . what's that? It's not worth what anymore?

I'm happy to say that I'm 100 percent winners on my votes in this "contest."

I think you said before that your mother was still alive. Please ask her if you were premature. You can't be a real Leo!

You have been no fun with all your writing and singing and dancing. Did you say dancing, or is that an assumption on my part?

Admitting to voting for winners in this contest is kind of like the same as admitting you voted for Obama. The best person lost, again. We all know that Hilary would have made a great president and Freddie would have been the best King for Literotica.

 

[michchick98]

How a writer who has only written 2 stories could be considered as the Most Influential Writer is outrageous.

Well, based on your own logic, you only wrote 199 stories, not the over 600 you claim. You're counting the multi-chapter stories as ONE story. You're the accountant, so you do the math.

Now, in the case of Selena... I've read many of her stories and...she can't write.

Really? Outside Literotica, how many awards have you won for your writing? Wait, INCLUDING Literotica, how many awards have you won for your writing? OFFICIALLY won, not self-proclaimed wins.

 

[sr71plt]

I think you said before that your mother was still alive. Please ask her if you were premature. You can't be a real Leo!

You have been no fun with all your writing and singing and dancing. Did you say dancing, or is that an assumption on my part?

No, when you and BFW were making fun of my mother, I let you know she was dead. I'm surprised you didn't remember your indulgence in bad taste.

You think that Oratorio societies dance? Not particularly culturally oriented, are you?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

No, I'm a Leo.

We all know you think you are funny, BFW--even without you incessantly telling us you are.

I don't know anything about Selena's writing ability. I've never read one of her stories. Unfortunately, I have read a couple of yours. The first couple of essays you wrote, however, I thought were amusing--but then you just kept on writing essentially the same thing over and over again; must have been in some sort of wordage contest, I guess.

Of course, you jest. Many of my stories are great. Some of my novels are pure genius.

I knew there was a reason why I like you. We are both Leos. Interesting.

 

[bsergi1]

No, when you and BFW were making fun of my mother, I let you know she was dead. I'm surprised you didn't remember your indulgence in bad taste.

You think that Oratorio societies dance? Not particularly culturally oriented, are you?

I sincerely apologize about your mother. I thought I remembered you saying she was like 82 or 85. I assumed she was still alive. And being that you are only 60, I thought she might be still alive. I drink and it's hard to remember everything all the time. I can't believe I was making fun of your mother. I love mothers. I might have been making fun of the son, but never the mother. I am a mother and have the deepest respect for what we put up with from our kids. Sometimes the Queen and her princess don't get along. Maybe you can relate.

So, did she ever tell you you were early? You still don't answer questions, Pilot. And, I still say you're wrapped too tight to have fun. Loosen up, huni. I'm going for another drink.

In the mean time, you can go back and find out what the original question was and remind me.