Women are like gasoline

[Le Jacquelope]

Whatever price she sets (money or otherwise), guys will pay.

Because she's got a stronger monopoly than OPEC...

Straight up.

 

[Monkey_Face]

And they're cheaper when you add ethanol.

 

[KRCummings]

I guess LT's date wanted to go to McD's again and he couldn't afford it.

 

[mypoliticalalt]

Speaking of gasoline...

 

[where]

why do you hate women?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://images.ucomics.com/images/uclick/tmgas/tmgas010506.gif

 

[redpaint]

Sounds like LT couldn't get a date to pay bouth hers and his way for MacyD's, Or at lest pay for her own food. Them Happy meals are expensive.

 

[redpaint]

why do you hate women?

Mommy told him Women are the root of all evil.

 

[Nomadic_1]

Mommy told him Women are the root of all evil.

Actually they are, you don't remember the story about Eve and the snake at the apple tree.

 

[pointless]

eve was such a cunt.

 

[redpaint]

Thought that it was Lilith That was the evil one.

 

[pointless]

nonsense. it was all eve.

the bitch.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Thought that it was Lilith That was the evil one.

I always thought Lilith was pretty hot, IMO.

http://www.cheersboston.com/pub/images/fans_lilith.jpg

 

[pointless]

I always thought Lilith was pretty hot, IMO.

http://www.cheersboston.com/pub/images/fans_lilith.jpg

yuck. i hate the 80's.

 

[Nomadic_1]

Women are nothing like gasoline if anything they are like mind altering drugs.

 

[phrodeau]

Whatever price she sets (money or otherwise), guys will pay.

Because she's got a stronger monopoly than OPEC...

Straight up.

Does your daughter have you wrapped around her finger?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Actually they are, you don't remember the story about Eve and the snake at the apple tree.

This thread is proof that women can make jokes about men, but they can't take a joke. Not one bit.

 

[phrodeau]

This thread is proof that women can make jokes about men, but they can't take a joke. Not one bit.

Joke? Where?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

yuck. i hate the 80's.

The petite, wiry, small-breasted brunette sexiness of Bebe Neuwirth can do no wrong, my friend.

http://www.nitrovideo.com/moviedb/the_associate/images/the_associate01_bebe_neuwirth.jpg

http://www.topnews.in/files/images/BebeNeuwirth1.jpg

http://gallery.celebritypro.com/data/media/309/bebe-neuwirth-1.jpg

 

[Nomadic_1]

This thread is proof that women can make jokes about men, but they can't take a joke. Not one bit.

I'm a guy, I just don't think they are like gasoline.

Yes you are correct most women can't take jokes very well. Even though there are so many funny women around.

 

[redpaint]

This thread is proof that women can make jokes about men, but they can't take a joke. Not one bit.

try posting something funny, then we will see if they laugh or not.

 

[Luk]

why do you hate women?

You got it backwards. Women hate him.

 

[KRCummings]

You got it backwards. Women hate him.

Which is why he hates women. It's a circle of life kind of thing.

 

[bronzeage]

And they're cheaper when you add ethanol.

Brilliant.

 

[KRCummings]

Brilliant.

I gotta admit I didn't catch that the first time.