The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

[The_Darkness]

None for me today.

Ditto.

 

[_Lynn_]

Not yet.

 

[CWatson]

I am in super Cuddle Desperation right now. This is the moment where the plumb bob turns red and I start talking to a sock puppet.

(Still not king.)

 

[LusciousLoralie]

I start talking to a sock puppet.

what is their name?

 

[The_Darkness]

Not yesterday or today. I have to give a sperm sample to make sure the vasectomy took and they need 3-days of build up first.

 

[August294]

Laid? Laid? What is this laid you speak of? I can't even remember the last time I had sex. How freaking sad is that?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Laid? Laid? What is this laid you speak of? I can't even remember the last time I had sex. How freaking sad is that?

Approximately 5:00 am Wednesday morning, November 7, 2007.

Yeah, I remember crap like that. Especially when it was such a momentous occasion for me, seeing as how the time before that was around midnight Monday evening, August 14, 1995.

I need it so bad...

 

[LusciousLoralie]

Approximately 5:00 am Wednesday morning, November 7, 2007.

Yeah, I remember crap like that. Especially when it was such a momentous occasion for me, seeing as how the time before that was around midnight Monday evening, August 14, 1995.

I need it so bad...

awwww, you poor thing

 

[Ellebeth]

Nope once again.

 

[The_Darkness]

Nope once again. It's cruel being a woman with a hyperactive sex drive and a husband who thinks once a week is too much I always thought men wanted it non stop. Guess not with their wives anyway.

You poor thing. I'd be more than willing to lend a helping hand....

 

[Ellebeth]

Tempting..mmm

 

[The_Darkness]

Tempting..mmm

 

[_Lynn_]

I think I'm giving up. *sigh*

 

[CWatson]

what is their name?

I dunno. The psychiatrist spawned immediately and talked me out of it. Fortunately, nobody else in the house saw him. (Of course, he's invisible to everyone except the person he's treating. Kind of like the Social Bunny.)

 

[draconus_infernus]

I haven't been laid in well over a week. It gets old real quick.

 

[_Lynn_]

So it's early in the day. It doesn't matter, since I know I won't have sex today.

 

[JagFarlane]

We need to have an orgy for this thread -nodnod-

 

[LindySez]

I have a boyfriend that lives in a different country and we're both kinda out of money lately. I havent been laid in over a month because its been that long since we've seen eachother.

sucks

 

[sirhugs]

I have a boyfriend that lives in a different country and we're both kinda out of money lately. I havent been laid in over a month because its been that long since we've seen eachother.

sucks

I'm coming up on a year...

 

[JagFarlane]

2 months here

 

[_Lynn_]

Try 2 years . . . so far.

 

[JagFarlane]

Try 2 years . . . so far.

I think TGP has most of us beat

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I think TGP has most of us beat

Not since November 2007 when I had that one night stand that I tried to make more out of. Otherwise, yeah, it would be fourteen years.

I'm coming up on a year...

Try 2 years . . . so far.

Right between you at a year and a half.

 

[_Lynn_]

I think TGP has most of us beat

I'm anticipating the end of my time here though . . .

 

[sirhugs]

I'm anticipating the end of my time here though . . .

oh???