Any real Doms out there?

[destiny69]

I am looking for a real time Dom for some online fun.. I dont want to hear from any poser wanta-bees.. I like a forceful stern Dom.. cause I like to be bad..
So if your a Dom or A Domme.. and want to exchange some nasty emails or chat on yahoo IM let me hear from ya
[personal info prohibited per our forum guidelines]

kisses and licks
destiny

ps. I am 42 yrs old, blonde hair blue eyes, 5'2, 170 lbs, Curves in all the right places, DD chest and shaved lickably smooth

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

damn. I'm plastic.

(might want to move this to the personals section a few doors down.)

 

[destiny69]

Sorry Sir i didnt know i wrote this in the wrong forum

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Read a few dozen threads here, and you'll no longer wonder why experienced users snickered at your thread title ("real"), and most of them skipped right over it.

 

[destiny69]

Sorry if my post offended You Sir.. Not my intention

 

[midwestyankee]

Sorry if my post offended You Sir.. Not my intention

No one is offended by your post. Sir W was just pointing out one reason why the post received relatively little attention.

I suggest that you hang around and read as many of the current threads as you can to give yourself a better sense of how the forum tends to work.

 

[A Desert Rose]

No one is offended by your post. Sir W was just pointing out one reason why the post received relatively little attention.

I suggest that you hang around and read as many of the current threads as you can to give yourself a better sense of how the forum tends to work.

Who/what are those things and what are they doing in your AV? Are they hotdogs on a diving board? Or what?

 

[rosco rathbone]

I'm a real dom! *nose grows

 

[ZRT]

I was a real dom, but I fell behind in the continuing education requirements so my license lapsed.

My case is currently going before the review board, so I'm hoping to be back in the swing of things very soon.

Get it? 'Swing'? Like a flogger? God, I kill me.

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

*gives all the subbies silly string*

now go get ZRT!!!

(that was BAD man!!!)

 

[ataxia.girl]

I am looking for a real time Dom for some online fun..

mmmmkayyyyy

 

[destiny69]

LOL what a great forum.. Sorry i posted in the wrong place..
geez

 

[Etoile]

1) email addresses are not allowed on the forum
2) if you are open to male and female dominants, putting Domme in the title will draw more eyes
3) welcome to Lit

 

[Homburg]

I was a real dom, but I fell behind in the continuing education requirements so my license lapsed.

License?!? Fuck!

*runs off to write a check*

 

[graceanne]

Nope, we just have invisible, pretend dominants here. You gotta be careful, or you'll sit on them. DON'T SIT THERE! There's a dominant there.

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm not real yet. I am missing several buttons and no one has hugged my fur off.

 

[LocaChica]

I'm not real yet. I am missing several buttons and no one has hugged my fur off.

Who/what are those things and what are they doing in your AV? Are they hotdogs on a diving board? Or what?

I think they're chocolate cream pies. Yummy!!!!!!

 

[midwestyankee]

I think they're chocolate cream pies. Yummy!!!!!!

You're both right, sort of. ADR was responding to an av that showed a pair of fiberglass hot dog creatures used to advertise a drive-in hot dog stand. The present one features whoopie pies, which are chocolate cake concoctions formed into sandwiches filled with a vanilla frosting.

Drop by later and you may find the headless torso. All are scrumptious, or so I've been told.

 

[graceanne]

I'm not real yet. I am missing several buttons and no one has hugged my fur off.

LOL

Is there any warming in your sawdust heart?

 

[midwestyankee]

LOL

Is there any warming in your sawdust heart?

No but there's also plenty of fiber in my pecker wood.

 

[Myskaninen]

my license arrived just today wee it was so worth paying those 100 € and get this official document

 

[ZRT]

*gives all the subbies silly string*

now go get ZRT!!!

(that was BAD man!!!)

Yes, but it spurred you to create a target-rich environment for me, so it paid off in the end.

License?!? Fuck!

*runs off to write a check*

It's not that simple. There's a lot of red duct tape involved.

My favorite part was the oral exam, though.

my license arrived just today wee it was so worth paying those 100 € and get this official document

Oh whatever Mr My Certification Is Current. Why don't you go whip somebody over it?

 

[LilyBart]

To the OP, you may wish to keep your personal details straight. Based on your various posts in search of online fun, you are either, 30, 40 or 42 years old. And you are either 120 lbs or 170 lbs.

My guess is that you are none of the above.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

To the OP, you may wish to keep your personal details straight. Based on your various posts in search of online fun, you are either, 30, 40 or 42 years old. And you are either 120 lbs or 170 lbs.

My guess is that you are none of the above.

Original response to above deleted.

Hmmm... in 2005, both 30 and 40 years old, 120 pounds, "shaved lickably smooth." In 2009, 42 years old - so aged either 12 years in 4, or 2 years in 4 170 pounds in 2009, so gained 50 pounds in 4 years; at least the "shaved lickably smooth" part is consistent.

 

[Etoile]

I missed the whoopie pies and Sir_W's original post.

I the velveteen rabbit!!