Is it right to kill puppies for sport?

[Keroin]

I don’t know about everyone else on this board, but the annual, spring puppy hunt is a cherished tradition in my family, a connection to our ancestral roots, and a time for us to come together in the spirit of goodwill and sportsmanship.

Of course, there’s always going to be some lunatics shouting about puppy rights and the media loves to blow the issue out of proportion. I wish they’d just get their facts straight. Heck, it’s not like we’re killing puppies every day, just once a year, and we don’t use guns anymore, just crossbows and pointy sticks, (which, as well all know, is much more humane). I’m already picking out my stick for this season’s hunt!

Also, it is a known fact that puppies are directly responsible for global warming. Don’t believe me? Just look at all that fur they have. You think millions of fur-coated creatures running loose doesn’t heat up the planet? You’re not very smart, are you?

It saddens me to think that there may come a day when no children experience the thrill of chasing down a feisty little Dalmation or the joy of sharing a post puppy hunt meal, while toasting the hunt’s champion as he or she is presented with the traditional, puppy fur robe. What is this world coming to?

 

[MisterSir]

I fully support this motion because it involves dogs being killed.

I hate dogs.

They TERRIFY me.

 

[Keroin]

I fully support this motion because it involves dogs being killed.

I hate dogs.

They TERRIFY me.

I hear you! Yeah, the bleeding heart liberals would have us all believe that puppies are all innocent, fluffy balls of love but that's just propaganda. I turned my back once on an eight week old sharpei and the next thing you know the beast was clamped on the end of my shoelace. I shudder to think what might have happened to me if I hadn't been armed.

Scary.

 

[midwestyankee]

Can I bring along a dead baby seal and use it as a club for the hunt?

 

[Keroin]

Can I bring along a dead baby seal and use it as a club for the hunt?

Yes, but only if it's organic and wasn't clubbed by slave laborers.

 

[midwestyankee]

Yes, but only if it's organic and wasn't clubbed by slave laborers.

I bagged the little sucker myself at the annual Yankster Baby Seal Clubbing and Clambake. I used my favorite 9 iron this year. And I didn't even slice it.

 

[Keroin]

I bagged the little sucker myself at the annual Yankster Baby Seal Clubbing and Clambake. I used my favorite 9 iron this year. And I didn't even slice it.

Mmm, sorry Chuck and I missed it this year. You know how much he loves clubbing baby seals!

You are a god among men, MWY.

 

[midwestyankee]

Mmm, sorry Chuck and I missed it this year. You know how much he loves clubbing baby seals!

You are a god among men, MWY.

I'll be sure to send out your invitations to next year's event a few months ahead of all the rest to allow for the slow boat mail delivery systems.

Best of all, I now get an extra 8 yards of carry with my nine iron.

 

[Keroin]

I'll be sure to send out your invitations to next year's event a few months ahead of all the rest to allow for the slow boat mail delivery systems.

Best of all, I now get an extra 8 yards of carry with my nine iron.

Sweet!



I should also mention that the Bible is very specific about the killing of puppies. For example, in Chapter Three, “Jesus Reloaded”, it says:

And God looked upon the puppy slain by the hands of Ezikifritz, (who begat Harodicus, who begat Flagellata, who begat Jim), and said, “My children, look ye upon this lifeless canine and rejoice…and then feel shame. And also, don’t have sex before you’re married and don’t play tennis on Sundays. Capiche?”

Can’t argue with logic like that.

 

[Netzach]

Only if they can be tortured first.

 

[Keroin]

Only if they can be tortured first.

Well, duh! What's the point without the pre-hunt torture?

 

[WriterDom]

11,000 cats and dogs are put down everyday in this country. On the high end. Anywhere from 2 to 4 million a year.

So fine, kill away. I think you should have to buy a killing license first though.

 

[Netzach]

How about if we stuff them with kittens stuffed with hamsters? Like a turducken?

 

[midwestyankee]

How about if we stuff them with kittens stuffed with hamsters? Like a turducken?

Shouldn't the hamsters be in flagrante delicto with a gerbil, just for good measure?

 

[Netzach]

Shouldn't the hamsters be in flagrante delicto with a gerbil, just for good measure?

quelle image.

 

[Netzach]

*chuckle* but first --- the ARISTOCRATS!

 

[Keroin]

I think you should have to buy a killing license first though.

That's because you're a communist!

Do you have any idea how much it would cost to bring in that kind of regulation? And who's going to enforce it? The SPCA? Right, let's just leave ourselves wide open for a puppy insurgency.

Not in my country, no sir!

 

[RawHumor]

If they're going to die anyway, you may as well give them a sporting chance... but only if you're going to eat them afterward.

 

[Homburg]

*chuckle* but first --- the ARISTOCRATS!

Win.

And remember, it's not a sport so long as you eat them afterwards.

 

[Keroin]

And remember, it's not a sport so long as you eat them afterwards.

Yeah, these "torture and release" puppy hunters, what the hell is that all about?

 

[ZRT]

Bah to your crossbows and crap.

Here, we hang 'em by the tail from trees and use 'em for pinatas.

The tortured shrieks let the kids know they're swinging in the right direction.

 

[MisterSir]

Bah to your crossbows and crap.

Here, we hang 'em by the tail from trees and use 'em for pinatas.

The tortured shrieks let the kids know they're swinging in the right direction.

Awww, you guys use sticks. Here in Blighty, you're not considered a true man until you've kicked a dog to death when it's hanging by it's tail from a tree. I did it at ten and haven't stopped since. I think that's why they hate me so much. Admittedly, I do have "Death's L'il Helper" on my business cards with a picture of a dead dog, but...shut up.

 

[satindesire]

Is keroin off her meds again?

 

[JMohegan]

Vick got out of prison today. He's gonna need something to do.

 

[Keroin]

Is keroin off her meds again?

I have meds?

Yes you do, you know that.

She wasn't talking to you.

Yes she was, now get back in your cave.

Can't make me.

Vick got out of prison today. He's gonna need something to do.

His mistake was using adult dogs. I mean, really, that's just sick. I do have standards.