You Know You Are A ....

[rida]

Fill in the dots with whatever flavor you wish to make a statement/joke about and feel free to expand beyond the usual BDSM labels




Here I go:

You Know You Are A service oriented submissive slut ...

when reading on the Sex thread about people that has not had it for a long time makes you wish you could go and take care of them



ETA: please all feel free to modify the format ... just keep the opening "You Know You Are"

 

[Shadowann2]

You know you are...

loved when he gives you permission to explore your fantacies...even if it isn't always with him.

ETA: sorry my post doesn't exactly match your format, but I needed to get that out there.

 

[rida]

loved when he gives you permission to explore your fantacies...even if it isn't always with him.

ETA: sorry my post doesn't exactly match your format, but I needed to get that out there.

No worries and thank you for playing!

And as an aside ... I totally agree with you

 

[katt_g]

you know you are a...

masochist, when you are perusing the accessories section in target and wondering how each of the belts would feel across your ass. AND you purchase the one that looks the most 'interesting' not the most fashionable.

*yes, i have actually done that*

 

[VelvetDarkness]

You know you are a...

true masochist when you're sammy even though he's warned you not to be. Master is getting nastily creative with his punishments lately. I really should know better.

 

[sexycaz22]

you know you are a...

kinky girl who loves to switch between the two roles and playing with her favourite play partners!

 

[rida]

you know you are a...

kinky girl who loves to switch between the two roles and playing with her favourite play partners!

when? what makes you know that? give us the rest of the scoop!!!!

 

[MisterSir]

You know you are

...an Oscar Meyer weiner when all the world has fallen in love with you.

 

[CurlyKat]

...an Oscar Meyer weiner when all the world has fallen in love with you.

And we have. Don't you know that all the girlies have mega crushes on you???

 

[DiscusDave]

You know you are.... but what am I?
(sorry... childhood throwback)


You know you are a wandering minstrel.... if you are a thing of shreds and patches.

If anyone can guess the reference they will be sent a cookie.

 

[CurlyKat]

You know you are.... but what am I?
(sorry... childhood throwback)


You know you are a wandering minstrel.... if you are a thing of shreds and patches.

If anyone can guess the reference they will be sent a cookie.

The Mikado by Gilbert and Sullivan?

 

[harrlequin]

You know you are a Daddy's girl -

when you crave the stinging kiss of palm on rosy cheeks.

 

[DiscusDave]

The Mikado by Gilbert and Sullivan?

DING DING DING DING DING!!!! *anouncer's voice* "We have a winner!!"
What kind of cookie do you want?


You know you are a dork... if you reference a musical in a BDSM Cafe board.

You know you are a cannibal... if you keep a constant supply of fava beans and Chianti.

 

[CurlyKat]

DING DING DING DING DING!!!! *anouncer's voice* "We have a winner!!"
What kind of cookie do you want?


You know you are a dork... if you reference a musical in a BDSM Cafe board.

You know you are a cannibal... if you keep a constant supply of fava beans and Chianti.

*Ponders* I'd like a warm, soft, gooey double chocolate chip cookie, please.

And you know you're a nerd when you get said reference

 

[DiscusDave]

You know you are a bit confused/too kinky.... if the person working behind the counter of a sex shop asks "What are you going to do with those?"

 

[Primalex]

dom freak, when you tell your girl you won't have sex for quite some time from now on so you can write in the Sex thread that you haven't had sex just to figure out if you can get rida to imagine how she 'services' you.

 

[GemFox69]

you know you are a true slut when you drive 3 hours to meet a guy for the first time to get laid.

you know you are a true masochist when listening to a radio talk show and hearing another woman get strapped and smacked that you have to pull off the road and masturbate.

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

You Know You Are A slut when you talk with him about the food you both love and gonna eat together in 3 weeks and at the same time keep thinking about how much you want to gag on his nice scotish cock and have him use you and slap you and smack your back with the belt fom his jeans, while you whimper and choke on his hard thrusting cock till he explodes down your throat.

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

You Know You Are A indisciplined insatiable greedy fuck when he's done with you and you still keep beg him for more, whimper for more.

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

You Know You Are A slave when you "know" the purpose of your life is to love him and serve him, whatever it takes.

 

[DiscusDave]

You know you are a lucky son of a bitch ... if you are the master of someone who thinks like this....

when you talk with him about the food you both love and gonna eat together in 3 weeks and at the same time keep thinking about how much you want to gag on his nice scotish cock and have him use you and slap you and smack your back with the belt fom his jeans, while you whimper and choke on his hard thrusting cock till he explodes down your throat.

 

[Netzach]

Really vain


when you spend 10 minutes to look at your snatch close up in the mirror and find yourself smugly happy with what nature gave you.

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

You Know You Are An WoWnerd when you make your char lvl 39 in 3 days.

 

[Shankara20]

Really vain


when you spend 10 minutes to look at your snatch close up in the mirror and find yourself smugly happy with what nature gave you.

You Know You Are a horn dog when you get an erection reading the above....

 

[DiscusDave]

You know you are only falling apart.... if once upon a time you were falling in love.

Anyone?