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I think I'm a slut. Or I want to be a slut but not doing it right. Maybe I'm just friendly with splashes of sluttiness.
You don't dress provocatively enough.
You made more than 30 posts.I used to be a virgin in that little boxy thingy on lit. How did I grow up? I kinda liked being a virgin.
I used to be a virgin in that little boxy thingy on lit. How did I grow up? I kinda liked being a virgin.
Irania (a sick puppy)
I dreamed last night that I had a girlfriend. We were at the airport, and she was calling other men trying to make dates with them. So I called her even though she was standing right in front of me, and asked if she was breaking up with me. She said yes. I wasn't as upset with that as I should have been. I just walked away from her before waking up.
That's kind of an odd dream. I wonder what my wife would make of it....
That is actually a fairly standard level of weird for my dreams.
I have dreamed that I was on a school bus in the middle of the night with Dave Mustain (vocalist/guitarist/founding member of Megadeath) telling me, "I know you. You're that guy. I hate you."
Or bumping into Jennifer Anniston in a bar in Texas (never been to Texas) and she told me that she has loved me since we graduated high school together (we graduated from different schools in different states five or more years apart).
Or that time that if I looked in one direction I was at my grandparents breach house, and if I looked in the other direction I was on the bridge of the USS Enterprise (classic TV version).
Yes, they were all TV related dreams. Even last night. My partner was Mila Kunis (I had been watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall last night).
That's badass. I'd buy it.This is a sign of the apocalypse: The Oak Ridge Boys not only have a new album coming out, but they're covering White Stripes - Seven Nation Army.
http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4364070
That's badass. I'd buy it.![]()