Hi, I am not new here :)

[NoJo]

Just thought it might be a good idea for some of us oldbies to reintroduce themselves here:

Hi, I'm not new to this forum!

I used to write stories, but I've had a four year writer's block. So instead I spend much of my time lurking here like a conger eel waiting to clamp my jaws on the leg of anyone who takes themselves too seriously.

 

[Saucy_Sage]

Just thought it might be a good idea for some of us oldbies to reintroduces themselves here:

Hi, I'm not new to this forum!

I used to write stories, but I've had a four year writer's block. So instead I spend much of my time lurking here like a conger eel waiting to clamp my jaws on the leg of anyone who takes themselves too seriously.

Welcome to the -- no, wait. Um...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Everyone together, "Hi, Joe!"

Uh, an update... I haven't posted anything since 2005. It doesn't mean I haven't been writing. It's just everything I've written sucks.

 

[jomar]

Post your tits!

 

[Safe_Bet]

Just thought it might be a good idea for some of us oldbies to reintroduces themselves here:

Hi, I'm not new to this forum!

I used to write stories, but I've had a four year writer's block. So instead I spend much of my time lurking here like a conger eel waiting to clamp my jaws on the leg of anyone who takes themselves too seriously.

What a perfect opportunity to say: BITE ME!

 

[SweetWitch]

Just thought it might be a good idea for some of us oldbies to reintroduces themselves here:

Hi, I'm not new to this forum!

I used to write stories, but I've had a four year writer's block. So instead I spend much of my time lurking here like a conger eel waiting to clamp my jaws on the leg of anyone who takes themselves too seriously.

Chomp.

 

[Saucy_Sage]

Post your tits!

What a perfect opportunity to say: BITE ME!

And you wonder, Bets, why, when YOU ask them, nobody takes you seriously.

 

[harrlequin]

Hi there, I'm harrlequin. I used to be babygrrl_702, evolved to just ~babygrrl~ and am now under this new name as it more suits my needs at this time. I used to have a series called "Control", and a really neat werebear story started, but haven't written much lately.

Life 'n such.

And crappy writing.

But I am here, anyways!

 

[Safe_Bet]

And you wonder, Bets, why, when YOU ask them, nobody takes you seriously.

Yeah, but I don't WANT neked pictures of Joe.

(I would have taken them before, but I got rid of the bird...)

 

[SweetWitch]

Yeah, but I don't WANT neked pictures of Joe.

(I would have taken them before, but I got rid of the bird...)

See there? You're limiting your artistic view. The human male body can be a beautiful thing to gaze upon.

 

[Safe_Bet]

See there? You're limiting your artistic view. The human male body can be a beautiful thing to gaze upon.

No, I prefer to look at it as "specialization"

But I do agree with you that the human body is a beautiful thing, sooooo, Ms. SW, in the words of jomar...

Post your tits!

 

[kendo1]

Post your tits!

She would, but they wouldn't fit through the letter box.


Hi! I'm semi-old here. I may start writing again. I still have to dig out my old computer with all my scribblings on.

I like lurking.

 

[SweetWitch]

No, I prefer to look at it as "specialization"

But I do agree with you that the human body is a beautiful thing, sooooo, Ms. SW, in the words of jomar...

Don't be silly. My cleavage has entirely too much sunburn to be posting anywhere.

She would, but they wouldn't fit through the letter box.


Hi! I'm semi-old here. I may start writing again. I still have to dig out my old computer with all my scribblings on.

I like lurking.

I ain't old, but I ain't new, either. My stories were once quite popular here, so I took them on the road. I still post some work--as time allows. I will continue to do so for as long as I'm able.

 

[damppanties]

Hi, I'm old. At least in Lit-years. I stalk Joe and poke Betsy.

Stories? I haven't written in a long time. Too much life happening.

 

[shereads]

Welcome to the AH, you godless limey.

 

[damppanties]

Welcome to the AH, you godless limey.

That's not what this thread is for. You're supposed to say, "Hi, I'm shereads and I zing."

 

[shereads]

That's not what this thread is for. You're supposed to say, "Hi, I'm shereads and I zing."

Slut.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Slut.

She really is, isn't she?

(Ask her about what she does with midgets, ponies and/or ferrets!!! It's enough to make ME blush!)

 

[damppanties]

Slut.

Floozy.

She really is, isn't she?

(Ask her about what she does with midget, ponies and/or ferret!!! It's enough to make ME blush!)

 

[Safe_Bet]

Slut.

Floozy.

SKANKS!


(I figure I'd better get my ante in before either of you two grab it!)

 

[glynndah]

You're just trying to sneak a kiss, aren't you?

A welcome for the little oldie from the good little witch.

 

[Austin8]

SKANKS!


(I figure I'd better get my ante in before either of you two grab it!)

Hey Joe,
All this nasty talk is enough to free that writers block!


let's talk about the ponies!

Great thread Joe.

 

[The_Fool]

I've heard rumor that Joe is having affairs with The Queen, David Bowie and Tatelou all at the same time. I heard that Elton John wanted in on the action but Joe's response was acrimonious.

 

[Safe_Bet]

I've heard rumor that Joe is having affairs with The Queen, David Bowie and Tatelou all at the same time. I heard that Elton John wanted in on the action but Joe's response was acrimonious.

Elton John IS the Queen (or vice versa)! Have you ever seen the two of them together??? I think not!

 

[NoJo]

I'd do Elton for a $1,000 but fellatio would cost him more, unless he took his teeth out first