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Keroin
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Ha! Come on, you have to link the thread or at least the quote. (I can't find it).
WriterDom
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http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=650519
Turns out I was Jewish the entire time. Who'd a thunk it?
Turns out I was Jewish the entire time. Who'd a thunk it?
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Did you like my potato gun haiku? (Please, please pretty please!!!)
Sir_Winston54
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I knew it all the time. I mean, one only has to look at the AVs. Netz's face tilted at *just so* an angle, WD's hand tilted at *just so* an angle. It's clear to the least-Sherlockian of us all! 
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I did enjoy it quite a bit. Got a good chuckle.
I'm not usually one for poetry (honestly just don't have the patience for it) but I do enjoy making silly little haikus now and again.
And speaking of haiku, do you guys know about the book Haikus for Jews? Excellent, hilarious read.
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Kisses.
I think I'm entering my haiku phase.
Grocery shelves empty
as a horizon without supply ship
Meat pie, no!
Homburg
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Nope. Idiots are everywhere. It's one of the few constants in life. The internet just magnifies by giving them a more lasting voice.
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So when we get together for golf, does this mean that I get to watch you do a professional humiliation job on the caddy?
Netzach
>semiotics?
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You know me, I don't take it out on proles.
midwestyankee
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Fair enough. So, how many holes do we fill? 9 or 18?
Netzach
>semiotics?
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*merlotspew*
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No merlot on the course! It's beer and cigars or nothing at all. [/manly bs voice]
Netzach
>semiotics?
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come on, you're blowing the little bit of my cover that I might have left. *hides potato gun*
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Keroin
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Does it feel better to have your dirty secret out in the open Net/WD?
I'm thinking, Netzach, that you've hidden your double life from us for so long simply because you were ashamed to confess your love of cats. Am I way off base?
Oh and I wrote another haiku today:
Earl Grey morning
ants making home in pot.
Crunchy tea
I'm thinking, Netzach, that you've hidden your double life from us for so long simply because you were ashamed to confess your love of cats. Am I way off base?
Oh and I wrote another haiku today:
Earl Grey morning
ants making home in pot.
Crunchy tea
00Syd
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eeewww...
Sir_Winston54
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No, Syd, NO! Fresh protein! Remember, she's out there where "fresh" = 30 days old +
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*Laughs hysterically...*
*Breaks down in tears...*
*Grabs ant off laptop and eats it*
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Now see, if I could come off of a forced internet hiatus and read such genius every time, it'd almost make it worth it.
